Amazon is a pos

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

more of a rio grande man, myself...

# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 19:40

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 18:33

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Gazpacho posted:

everyone who places 20 prime orders should get a "present" on their driveway

like what? free amazon basics lightning cable? gift card?

don�t leave me hangin�, op!

# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 21:21

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

alienware or bust for me.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 23:47

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

s video?

# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 23:54

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

TOOT BOOT posted:

I've definitely had a few problems with stuff taking 3 days instead of 2. It just says 'Arriving today' up until midnight even if the detailed status shows it never left the airport

if you contact them and complain, you�ll often get one free month of prime, for more of that great service!!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2018 13:39

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

that�s a pro strat. will remember.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2018 13:58

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lol. it took me a second to realize that �Jeff the Vomit Guy� wasn�t referring to bezos.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2018 14:26

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

the wonders he creates are jobs!!!!!!!

# ¿ Jan 29, 2018 12:24

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

George posted:

if i saw jeffy irl id probably spit at him but im guessing he rides helicopters around town to avoid facing the city he hosed apart

nah, he just drives his old POS accord, but he takes the long way around.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2018 17:08

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

I think it�s a reading lamp, op.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 00:46

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

echinopsis posted:

lol i�m sure there is some state in the US willing to exempt amazon from health and safety regulations

texas has you covered.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 02:40

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

NeoHentaiMaster posted:

CEO

the clue�s hidden in plain sight.

:ms:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 02:29

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Blue Train posted:

yup. you can see the tops of the whites of his eyes. a few different life choices and jeff there would�ve been known as the seattle strangler or some poo poo.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 02:32

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

echinopsis posted:

this poo poo sucks

make something that will last for THOUSANDS of years

that�s what the little air cushion thingies they put in their packaging is for.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 16:12

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Bloody posted:

im the space phallus on his jacket

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 22:08

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Gazpacho posted:

ok hes def projecting

notice the bald head as well.
:thunk:

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 22:32

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Rex-Goliath posted:

that's a penis

# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 00:02

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

spb posted:

Jeff Bozo more like

i was enjoying this thread, but as usual some goon has to take things too far by saying something totally over the line.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 23:52

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

my stuff always comes via either ups or usps.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 18:20

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

qirex posted:

some of these don't even have a website

had this post been longer, I would�ve stopped reading there.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 01:12

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

from a layperson�s pov (ie, mine), aws seems to make a strange bedfellow with amazon�s more visible role as a retail outlet for physical products and digital content. does this seem kind of odd to anyone else?

did they already have the infrastructure and then think �gently caress it, let�s let folks rent these assets� or is there more intent behind this diversification?

# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 02:55

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

the pyramids are just where the Egyptians stored ~~rocks~~ grain

# ¿ Feb 11, 2018 17:37

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Roosevelt posted:

introducing: Amazon Soylent

sounds more like an amazon basics thing to me, but w/e

# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 17:26

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

echinopsis posted:

i didn�t know about that clock but that�s not the pyramids is it. you can�t see it from space can ya?

basically if he isn�t building the pyramids II i am not interested and as far as i am concerned he can suck my cock lol

you stick to your guns, kid. you got moxie.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 22:37

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Schadenboner posted:

He's full of spunk.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 22:51

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

please dont post my dickpics, op.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 00:47

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

FamDav posted:

why is this the Illuminati thread

We don't know what you're talking about. :geno:

# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 02:51

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

don't forget vermin-infested!

# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 02:58

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Gazpacho posted:

amazon is a pawn of satan

um, that would be a good thing?

# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 13:43

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

poty posted:

while we re at it please change your avatar it reminds me of skin cancer

that's weird.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 13:43

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

me neither. one of the benefits of living on a busy street in my case. lots of eyes. happens a lot further back in our neighborhood though, which is okay with me because that�s where the rich people live.

e: comparatively rich, not really rich.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 01:37

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

more like amazon crime

# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 14:38

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 18:33

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

flakeloaf posted:

so what stops me from writing a similar book with a similar title, adding it to the marketplace and skimming off the top of this scheme

nothing, as long as it doesn't violate the NAP!

# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 16:03

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