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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

emoji posted:

Tfw when you order same day shipping and then it says delayed for 3 days so you just order again for next day shipping and return the first poo poo later costing Amazon money bc they can't simply manage their in-progress shipping process.

tfw you realize that it doesn't really matter, because in the time it takes jeff bezos to cut an 8 second fart he's been paid double your salary

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

jeff bezos is worth 121.2 billion dollars, and the subcontracted employees working in his warehouses are dying of fatigue

that was probably it

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

im the natural born killers aesthetic

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

yard salad posted:

hah did you guys like the alexa commercial? its great that bezos starred in his own commercial, just like a suburban a mattress dealer (and with all of the acting talent)

you do NOT speak down to jake jabs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34bVPx2_Vj4

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Double Bill posted:

lol he'd feed workers with ground meat of other workers if he could

i don't think he feeds workers though

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

introducing: Amazon Soylent

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