Amazon is a pos

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Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

Gazpacho posted:

ordering everything prime delivery is dumb, learn to wait a week bitch

Explain.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 21:24

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Gazpacho posted:

WADR Amazon was not the first big tech company I had worked for nor the biggest. its pathology with regard to onboarding people was on a special level that, with few exceptions, produced a constant atmosphere of mutual hostility

So, apple or samsung?

# ¿ Jan 28, 2018 04:44

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

PHP is great, especially newer versions of it, but it's always been pretty good for when you need to output some HTML based on some POST data and MySQL stuff.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 08:51

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Sniep posted:

wonder how long until everyone works for amazon

Immigration debates are finally settled once all americans are required to swipe their badge at the border.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 19:36

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# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 23:59

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lancemantis posted:

wait do they have to put "+ amazon" on all their branding now?

As long as it's written in gore it's fine.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 01:07

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qirex posted:

I just buy stuff in a store, if you guys haven't tried this it's way more immediate and satisfying than amazon

What's the website?

# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 23:37

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

If I didn't walk to the store like 5 times a week to buy $6 bottles of german mineral water I'd probably be even fatter than I am already.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 00:01

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All you can eat Amazon Wafers in the kitchen is just one benefit of working at Amazon.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 17:21

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Schadenboner posted:

Actually, from what I can figure out, the "Pyramids were used to store grain" thing goes something like this:

In Genesis, Joseph becomes important in the Pharaoh's court and his planning allowed the Egyptians to survive a famine. This melds with the "Jewish slaves built the pyramids" thing (they almost certainly didn't, there is very little evidence for large-scale Hebrew settlement in Egypt before late antiquity and most of the labor used was non-free corv�e but that isn't exactly the same as slavery as it's normally used) and you get the pyramids being enormous grain silos.

It's *wrong* but I always feel like it's treated as being more prima facie absurd by critics than I think is strictly fair.

That's extremely absurd because we have been inside them and we know they're tombs and also the Egyptians could write and the directly told us they were tombs.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 23:57

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 01:09

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Who wouldn't want to work for the nation's largest network of 5-star pet sitters and dog-walkers? It's like uber... but for pet sitters!

# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 21:54

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