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he did, on 9/11, aged 69 |
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Jan 29, 2018 03:17
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(batman wa 69, ingmar was 91) |
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Jan 29, 2018 03:41
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a concept in the wrong hands can certainly kill for example, the concept of a man, who thingks he is a bat...a naif gets a little too "into" that concept... he tries to fly off a building to catch some bugs and *splat* the concept is a killer
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Jan 29, 2018 03:47
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ikea started as just a concept, now its ikea (formerly owned by ingmar crump, killed by batman)
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Jan 29, 2018 03:49
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City of Glompton posted:a concept in the wrong hands can certainly kill In a court of law, it would be the building, and not the concept, that went to jail for the crime of murder |
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Jan 29, 2018 03:51
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Piso Mojado posted:ikea started as just a concept, now its ikea (formerly owned by ingmar crump, killed by batman) You could not buy a Malmo from the concept of Ikea, until it became a store named Ikea, and that is the difference between a concept and a store, or a bat man and a store, as the case may be |
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The Batman Concept: Imagine if a Man Thought He Was a Bat by John Aporia M.A. (Hons.), McGill University, 2013 B.Sc., University of Toronto, 2010 Thesis Submitted in Partial Fulfillment of the Requirements for the Degree of Doctor of Philosophy in the Department of English Faculty of Arts and Social Sciences © John Aporia 2017 SIMON FRASER UNIVERSITY Spring 2017 |
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Jan 29, 2018 03:54
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Sucks for ikea guy that his mom's name wasn't the same as batman's mom's name
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Jan 29, 2018 03:54
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Chasterson posted:Sucks for ikea guy that his mom's name wasn't the same as batman's mom's name You're right, Batman would have a hard time killing someone with the same name as his mom, or someone with a different name |
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Jan 29, 2018 03:58
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I'm starting to put the pieces together Ikea I Killed Engmar Akrump ^^^ something batman would say?? |
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Jan 29, 2018 03:58
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alnilam posted:I'm starting to put the pieces together Why would ingmar krump name his store after something Batman would say |
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Jan 29, 2018 04:00
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cda posted:Why would ingmar krump name his store after something Batman would say he's trying to leave us clues, a bread crumb trail, to solve the mystery of his death |
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Jan 29, 2018 04:02
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alnilam posted:he's trying to leave us clues, a bread crumb trail, to solve the mystery of his death That explains why the cutting board I bought there last week was named BRAADKRUMP |
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Jan 29, 2018 04:08
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cda posted:You could not buy a Malmo from the concept of Ikea, until it became a store named Ikea, and that is the difference between a concept and a store, or a bat man and a store, as the case may be without the concept of an ikea, the walls, stairs, hvac, products, etc would just be meaningless objects. when you buy a malmo, you are buying from the concept of an ikea. batman understood this.
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Jan 29, 2018 04:09
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alnilam posted:he's trying to leave us clues, a bread crumb trail, to solve the mystery of his death detective: Hey rook, any idea who did this? *points to dead body of ikea founder ingnar krummp* rookie: no sir, looks like a clean kill. not a print or hair to be found. no clues at all. detective: *bends over and smears fingers in strange substance on floor, then smells it.*. well Ill be damed. rookie,: sir? detective: its bat poop. batmans calling card.
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Hhhmmmm died at 91, and yet aged 91. I find it highly suspicious that Ingnar Krummp died the same year as his age 
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The unfortunate day Alfred served Bruce a plate of Swedish meatballs. The catalyst for Batman.
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Jan 29, 2018 12:46
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Batman doesn't kill that goes against the bat code. 
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Jan 29, 2018 12:50
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Thingyman posted:and all this time i thought ingmar krump was made up... Batman killed him. ---------------- |
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Jan 29, 2018 12:54
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I Dunno posted:Batman doesn't kill that goes against the bat code. Tell that to igmar krump, noted local buisness tycoon, whom batman killed. ---------------- |
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Jan 29, 2018 12:54
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drilldo squirt posted:Batman killed him. i heard!! |
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it makes sense that ingmar krump is real (confirmed to be real by being killed. by batman). igmar krump is a name too good to be made up by human beings. it's only something that can simply come into existence. as he was birthed by his mother all in the room heard the name whispered in their ears ingar krump. |
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Jan 29, 2018 13:14
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cda posted:You could not buy a Malmo from the concept of Ikea, until it became a store named Ikea, and that is the difference between a concept and a store, or a bat man and a store, as the case may be but you can buy the concept of a malmo from the concept of an ikea me: pardon me sir boy: yes? me: I would like one malmo boy: come again? me: a malmo. this is an ikea and I require a malmo. I will not be denied, bring it to me posthaste. boy: but this is a lemonade stand me: let's not get hung up on that. for purposes of this conversation, this transaction, we're in an ikea, you're selling me a malmo, then I'm going to eat swedish meatballs until I pass out. got it? boy: no me, exasperated: look. look. I will ask you for a malmo. you will give me a lemonade, but you will pretend it's a malmo. okay? boy: uh I guess me: now then. one malmo please boy: that will be $99.00
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Manifisto posted:but you can buy the concept of a malmo from the concept of an ikea
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Rum pig Mark sounds like a fratboy nickname
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Jan 29, 2018 18:33
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what if batman was a social justice warrior?
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Jan 29, 2018 21:26
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Piso Mojado posted:what if batman was a social justice warrior? Interesting concept |
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What if Batman was your weed guy?
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jan 29, 2018 22:43
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Splatmaster posted:What if Batman was your weed guy? that would own |
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Piso Mojado posted:what if batman was a social justice warrior? I miss bwee. It's unbweelievable. 
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