gettin buff in thre shower

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FreshCutFries

feeling the burn in my biceps

# ? Jan 29, 2018 13:08

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FreshCutFries

gonna be absolutely ripped because i rinse AND repeat

# ? Jan 29, 2018 13:10

FreshCutFries

goin to the gym after an hour long shower where i layed down in the tub peridocially to catch my breath

# ? Jan 29, 2018 13:12

alnilam

some people move forward and back to get the water on upper vs lower parts of their body, i do squats

# ? Jan 29, 2018 13:12

Rushi: by Smythe

just using this hot water to mix my protein powder

# ? Jan 29, 2018 22:48

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I take a shower... and run out the door with it on my shoulders for a little neighborhood parkour

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# ? Jan 29, 2018 22:54

Koishi Komeiji

Dumbass planet fitness guy: What the gently caress are you doing? :supaburn:

Me (a cool and buff guy): Lifting weights :smug:

Dumbass planet fitness guy: You can't lift weights here! :supaburn:

Me (geniously): Then why do you have all these showers here? :smug:

Dumbass planet fitness guy (defeated): Wha? Huh? :confused:

# ? Jan 29, 2018 23:45

FutonForensic

get buff in the shower while you get a shower in the buff

# ? Jan 30, 2018 00:02

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

All of my shower products are in a squeeze bottle to maximize my forearms, strengthen my grip and tone my finger muscles.
My shower curtain rod is also my chin-up bar.
I rinse my shampoo while doing the upstroke on a situp with my eyes open to motivate me to strengthen my core and build character.

I use a boulder for a loofa.

If I really want to train hard I shower in the State Pen. I drop the soap on purpose. I slam it on the loving floor.

It's powdered soap.

I pick it ALL up without any problem and make eye contact with everyone in there while I do it.

Because I'm THAT shower buff...

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# ? Jan 30, 2018 00:15

the unabonger

you may like to get in the shower after already being buff. not me.

# ? Jan 30, 2018 00:16

the unabonger

you: *making your pecs dance as you stare at yourself in the mirror*

me: *not even looking at the mirror becasue its too fogged up from the shower*

# ? Jan 30, 2018 00:20

alnilam

I was going to make a joke about dropping the soap repeatedly to do squats, but in the end dropping the soap is a rape joke which is not cool, i know you meant well splat but i think it's better if no moredrop the soap jokes are made

# ? Jan 30, 2018 00:23

alnilam

i flunked out posted:

you: *making your pecs dance as you stare at yourself in the mirror*

me: *not even looking at the mirror becasue its too fogged up from the shower*

# ? Jan 30, 2018 00:23

cda: by Hand Knit

Rushi posted:

just using this hot water to mix my protein powder

# ? Jan 30, 2018 01:23

FreshCutFries

i flunked out posted:

you: *making your pecs dance as you stare at yourself in the mirror*

me: *not even looking at the mirror becasue its too fogged up from the shower*

# ? Jan 30, 2018 04:20

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

the more this shower beats down on me the more muscular i get, but for some reason im getting shorter too

# ? Jan 30, 2018 04:36

Macnult

preserve water, have a spotter

# ? Jan 30, 2018 05:13

vanisher

Me, sitting with my legs crossed in a meditative trance under the 'pulse' setting.

You: "He must be training for a big fight"

# ? Jan 30, 2018 05:38

vanisher

My trainer trying to teach me to make a little cup with my palm over my nose so I can breathe with the spray going full blast on my face: "you can do it!"

Me: "no... Its too humid!"

# ? Jan 30, 2018 05:41

vanisher

Laying in the shower after a hard workout session, only to realize the water has lost all its heat by the time its closer to the ground.

"I MUST get up and keep going"

But its not out of a desire to get buff, I'm just cold

# ? Jan 30, 2018 05:45

Macnult

vanisher posted:

My trainer trying to teach me to make a little cup with my palm over my nose so I can breathe with the spray going full blast on my face: "you can do it!"

Me: "no... Its too humid!"

lol

# ? Jan 30, 2018 06:04

FutonForensic

vanisher posted:

My trainer trying to teach me to make a little cup with my palm over my nose so I can breathe with the spray going full blast on my face: "you can do it!"

Me: "no... Its too humid!"

# ? Jan 30, 2018 06:35

Darkman Fanpage

doing squats in the shower on my non-slip shower mat so i dont slip while im doing my squats

# ? Feb 2, 2018 07:33

alnilam

Darkman Fanpage posted:

doing squats in the shower on my non-slip shower mat so i dont slip while im doing my squats

safety first :hai:

# ? Feb 2, 2018 13:40

FutonForensic

squirtin a lil bit of Dr. Bronner's in my protein shake to give me the pep I need to destroy these reps

# ? Feb 2, 2018 20:53

Macnult

FutonForensic posted:

squirtin a lil bit of Dr. Bronner's in my protein shake to give me the pep I need to destroy these reps

Dr. Bronner motivational shower workout monologue.

# ? Feb 3, 2018 01:56

alnilam

ALL ONE! i scream as i barely finish my last rep. panting, i continue: exceptions? Absolute none.

# ? Feb 3, 2018 02:20

cda: by Hand Knit

Washing myself until I'm big and muscly

# ? Feb 3, 2018 03:31

sockingtonsworth

i dont use the shower i just fill the sink up with ice water and scream into it

# ? Feb 3, 2018 22:23

Beet Wagon

doin situps in the shower with my mouth open so I can hydrate while I operate

# ? Feb 4, 2018 01:56

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

My shower door weighs 250 lbs, so I do like 20 reps there. I keep my shampoo and body wash (Axe Mountain Spring, naturally) in 5 gallon buckets that I have to lift about 30 times before I allow myself to wash. The water is freezing by the time I rinse, my water bill is $600 a month, but I'm in the best shape of my life. Can't put a price on being extremely buff.

# ? Feb 4, 2018 02:09

FreshCutFries

sockingtonsworth posted:

i dont use the shower i just fill the sink up with ice water and scream into it

# ? Feb 4, 2018 03:24

Farecoal: There he go

darth_pizza posted:

My shower door weighs 250 lbs, so I do like 20 reps there. I keep my shampoo and body wash (Axe Mountain Spring, naturally) in 5 gallon buckets that I have to lift about 30 times before I allow myself to wash. The water is freezing by the time I rinse, my water bill is $600 a month, but I'm in the best shape of my life. Can't put a price on being extremely buff.

weak, i can't even tell that the water's cold because of all the heat from my buff workout

# ? Feb 4, 2018 05:40

City of Glompton

I don't need a lot of fancy equipment, just a Buff Puff and proper technique

# ? Feb 4, 2018 06:38

cda: by Hand Knit

punching the water with my fists and going "yeah! yeah! yeah!"

# ? Feb 4, 2018 08:41

Darkman Fanpage

once again i have been kicked out of the gym for trying to bring weights into the locker room shower...

# ? Feb 4, 2018 09:02

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FutonForensic

saftey first: before a high-pressure shower, put barbell clips around the shower head

# ? Feb 4, 2018 17:55

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