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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Not a Children posted:

e: Of course SSA's purpose is to disburse funds rather than bring them in, so I can't say how much of that is kicking poor people to the curve
You know, poor people are people too but you libs need to stop putting them on a pedal stool.

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Taintrunner posted:

shoot all the landlords
No way. There is tradition to consider.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCiYmCVikjo

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I'm the kerf-melting penetratror

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

skull mask mcgee posted:

i’m “semen as coffee cream”

Curdled and floating on the top?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Schadenboner posted:

How old is old enough to take a child to look at the civil engineering projects of the majestic American South West?
No earlier than 43.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I tire myself out by doing the sex with ur moms

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

President Beep posted:

oh, you son of a bitch!!!!
Right back atcha, son of a very nice lady into weird butt stuff

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Jonny 290 posted:

chubby chaser eh
The Cheezmeister does not discriminate.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Aw poo poo, son. You about to get Fishmeched.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

fishmech posted:

OK Hitler.
The alt-rights hottest new dating app

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Schadenboner posted:

Could you please action on this?

*points at dongus*
Assigns 0.10 story points to extremely small issue

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Suspicious Dish posted:

he wants to go to a six-month system which i mean sure but who does that help and why?
As with most of Trump's policies, the answer is probably "literally the last person he talked to before making the announcement"

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Krankenstyle posted:

millennial are into eating rear end, idk if there are themed chain restaurants that cater to that yet (except all of them heyooo)

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

my bitter bi rival posted:

a huge loving hassle and sucks rear end.
don't sign your poasts!

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Tedious Dude: Ha, you naive chumps, absolutely nothing is going to happen.
*something happens*
Tedious Dude: Well, what about all the stuff that didn't happen?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Bulgakov posted:

who here's your mom?
It's me!

And yes, my child is a huge disappointment. I think I breastfed him too long.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Oh, stop it. It's not like I told them about the bedwetting.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Stymie posted:

we all post here, so throwing around accusations of who is "broken irl" carries very little weight

but sure, i suppose i have a problem with seeing things as they actually are, rather than as a projection of personal desires which in this day and age is pretty dysfunctional

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

or How I learned to Stop Worrying About The Barest Semblance of Dignity

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

They were on the first floor of a building I used to work in. Every couple of Fridays the courtyard would be full of people doing the weekend lock-in deals. It was kinda creepy.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Not surprised. I think three of our devs decided to check it out. One flipped way the gently caress out, one merely flipped out, while the last one merely became slightly more insufferable than he had before.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Because you're neat
I WALK THE MEATS

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

FCKGW posted:

lol of course none of these people are from the warehouses
FTFY

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

haveblue posted:

helps that a lot of my friends are into it and also healthy well-adjusted people
Pretty much everyone I've ever known who was heavy into wrestling was also a huge dork. I love them, but let's just be honest with ourselves.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I love that he looks (and acts) like the son frank black is very, very disappointed with
🎶 this chunky's gone to heaven 🎶

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

marisa tomei didn't even really pierce her nipples for it
MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Krankenstyle posted:

my post was a reply to yours, sorry i forgot to quote you

also im glad marisa tomei didnt pierce her nipples. i had mine pierced 2002--07 and it still looks like poo poo
sorry you have substandard titties

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

dc3k posted:

which sticker is the bad one
The one drawn by racist cartoonist and Patton Oswalt pal A. Wyatt Mann

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

President Beep posted:

sounds like something an oregonian would say
Hey now, let's not say anything we can't take back. It may definitely be said of someone who didn't do too much driving in L.A., but at least they are probably still human beings.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Suspicious Dish posted:

also hi thread, I need help. Some recruiter is hounding me for some random medical startup and I don't like it. how do I reply?
Hello, Jasper,

I am sorry, but I am presently unable to fill this hot, juicy role. I am also sorry that your parents named you Jasper. It has clearly influenced the course of your life in extremely negative ways. Or so I assume, because I'm pretty sure that the technology to determine whether someone is going to be a hopeless turd from a sonogram or even via amniocentesis was not available at the time of your conception or even affordable by the mailman who is your secret father.

At any rate, I am not interested in this opportunity nor will I be in the foreseeable future unless they stop the recycling programs that give me five cents a can.

Yours in Jesus,
Maestro Flaccido Domingo

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

infernal machines posted:

...attempted murderer

i mean ross didn't even actually have anyone killed, right?
I think Beepers was referring to William Edward Hickman, a murderer who Ayn Rand definitely didn't masturbate while thinking of at least three times a day.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

President Beep posted:

i was gonna make a joke about alan colmes having all of the vigor of a decommissioned marionette but i just found out he died last year lol.
Has anyone told him yet? I hope he takes it well.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

fishmech posted:

Yes he could.
In which ways, with which distinctions and without which factors you are not citing?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

fishmech posted:

he could go ahead and say all the same things he does now, then. it was legal. absolutely nothing about his syndicated radio show needed to change to operate under the earlier rules.


when you see people saying rush limbaugh couldnt operate without the fairness doctrine, they're either lying, or they fundamentally misunderstand the fcc rules
If I just wanted you to repeat yourself I would asked for precisely that.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

fishmech posted:

well you asked what he could do and the answer is: all of it.
Actually, what I said was

quote:

In which ways, with which distinctions and without which factors you are not citing?
So slap it on the table.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

muckswirler posted:

they've probably got a handful of siemens
Relatable.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Sagebrush posted:

I dressed up like Jared from Silicon Valley the other day on a lark, Columbia fleece vest over a button-down shirt
Sorry, but you'll never be that cool.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

jit bull transpile posted:

oh no now I have a crush on you :(
Ewwwww.

I'd seriously do Bighead first.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree on this one. Is it a looks thing? Because, between the two, I'm pretty sure Bighead at least takes direction well whereas Guilfoyle is totally the "You didn't come? I guess you must have been doing something wrong, because I did" type

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Well, yeah (although I'm more partial to Party Down Starr when there was scruff but not a beard) but Guilfoyle is just gross.

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