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flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

pram posted:

a garbage museum

you rang

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 14:25

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 10:58

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

so do the men with shockrods show up if a warehouse worker tries to get in?

i picture it like the andromeda strain, where everyone in blue jumpsuit zone freaks out if they see someone with a red one on

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 17:01

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

ah yes, the "list price equals value" canard, i do enjoy watching that one do the thing

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 17:22

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

a $10 ticket to a train

an hour slower (e: each way), $30 more expensive AND i get there without a car

fuckin sign me up yo

flakeloaf fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Jan 31, 2018

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 17:46

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

ottowa <=> toronto is saturated and they can charge premium rates

yow<=>ytz is not and porter only wants like, $30 more to make the same trip in an hour

granted, airport misery is way more miserable than trainport misery, but still

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 18:11

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

:popcorn::

# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 01:02

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Schadenboner posted:

hullo, i'm wilford brimley

# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 21:10

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

ROTOR I SUMMON THEE

https://twitter.com/stanedward/status/957535626651492352

you'd know they stick with a good choice even when surrounded by better, nicer-looking models

keep

# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 22:01

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

KidVanguard posted:

the saddest part is the last sentence

he loved big bezos

# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 02:51

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

go buy a tank, a battery, two big plastic tubes...

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 17:19

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Jonny 290 posted:

the weirdest social interaction i had for the first time a couple months ago was 11 ppl leaving a dinner and going outside and staring at 11 phones watching 11 uber drivers converge on our location

that cant be healthy for society

next up: twober

ride sharing sharing

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 18:25

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

President Beep posted:

this should be the new �but did you get head?�

uber then yourself

(this is not a suicide request)

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 18:25

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

ate all the Oreos posted:

one is pumped directly out of the springs, decreasing their available flowrates and affecting wildlife downstream, the other is coming from a well sunk into a completely different far away part of the aquifer that has much less of an impact

at fractions of pennies on the dollars it would cost taxpaying people who live here to do exactly the same thing, no less

gently caress nestle out loud, that's what i think

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 18:42

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

ate all the Oreos posted:

i always thought they paid more to take it directly from the spring but no you're probably right

hm that might be the case; i've never actually checked

also, in fairness to nestle all corporations pay the same pittance in ontario and it's ~~only (heh) about 575% less than we pay for access to the same (admittedly, treated) groundwater~~ wait gently caress wynne fixed that last year didn't she

quote:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ontario-water-bottling-1.4420158

Ontario is allowing several bottled water companies to take up to 7.6 million litres of groundwater per day on expired permits, as it gives them time to amend renewal applications in light of new rules.

Premier Kathleen Wynne last year imposed a two-year moratorium on new and expanded permits to take water for bottling, effective Jan. 1, 2017. That came after bottled water giant Nestl� purchased a well near Guelph that the small but fast-growing township of Wellington Centre wanted for its future drinking water supply.

As of Aug. 1, water bottlers also have to pay $503.71 for every million litres of groundwater they take � up from the previous $3.71 fee.

During the two-year moratorium, the government is giving bottled water companies a long lead time to amend any renewal applications so they comply with new technical requirements that came into effect in the spring.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 18:50

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

they also smell like wet rear end

tbf isn't that every hot spring

our tour guide to the blue lagoon helpfully pointed out that it wasn't a good idea to touch the water with anything you didn't want to have smelling like a gas leak for the next month

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 18:59

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

counterpoint: cut down on data and food, buy MORE lightbulbs

brb investing in phillips

still holding out for the technically superior robertson lightbulb

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 16:04

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

a thing is worth nothing until you sell it

mlmp

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 16:27

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

"connects to wi-fi"

*using only our app
**which needs your contacts list for some reason

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 17:05

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

report parasite get priority in food line

all comrades must work together

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 18:56

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

no means piss off

i'm ok with this

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 19:40

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKubZ5btqC8

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 19:49

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

hobbesmaster posted:

is Silicon Valley just now catching up to the HR of every company from 30 years ago?

listen to your heart

before and after she tells you goodbye

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 19:59

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

my bitter bi rival posted:

waylmao

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 20:27

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

ate all the Oreos posted:

i can just use my perfectly rational mind to hack the wily secrets of women, why do i need HR here to tell me not to

nice-guy-card-stamps.jpg

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 20:47

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Schadenboner posted:

Do I want to know?

facebook amazon netflix google
kentucky friend chicken and a pizza hut

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 20:53

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

cool startup feel posted:

jesus christ

https://coffeemeetsbagel.com/

dear disembodied, doughy hole

this steaming cup of bitterness has selected you

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 21:00

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

on the other side of a thick cardboard sleeve so i don't get blisters

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 21:20

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

PCjr sidecar posted:

knew somebody who put generic white flour tortillas in the freezer

lot to unpack there

they were on sale and they'll get moldy before I eat them all

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 22:41

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

fishmech posted:

doesn't seem to have helped

beta release of the t-1000 lookin kinda weird

# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 14:53

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Wheany posted:

what if you put a treadmill on top of the plane, then put a rocket on top of that?

and then every time the propeller spins the entire bee movie plays, but whenever someone says bee...

# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 14:57

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

ate all the Oreos posted:

Waterklurf

# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 18:32

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

exploded mummy posted:

loving emerald mines

slaves were on the bottom now we here

# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 18:35

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

that scene from robocop w/ the prototypes but it's thiel and the musker in labcoats getting shot before muskwife robotically screams and tears its comically large boobs off

# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 18:35

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

haveblue posted:

and when he gets tired of it, launch it into space

i'm wondering if someone tried to tell him the story of that rich guy who said he'd bury a bentley to protest organ donation and everyone now thinks he's a good person with good ideas, but ole musky just got bored and wasn't listening to the middle part

burying a car = famous for good
people like space
spacing a car = extra famous for good

# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 18:37

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

infernal machines posted:

tech startup dares the FDA to gently caress them all the way up.

"biohacking"

quote:

a biotech outfit that aims to cure cancer, herpes, HIV, and aging, while simultaneously battling Big Pharma and regulatory agencies like the Food and Drug Administration.

ADULTS INVESTED IN THIS

why am i not in sv right now convincing rich morons to buy me a retirement plan for two farts and half a dream

# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 20:56

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

infernal machines posted:

my deep learning ai neural network on the blockchain enables rapid prototyping of erectile dysfunction cures.

with per-user gamification in social spaces for superiour aggregation and leveraging of usermetric data, maximizing ad exposure surface while minimizing the waste from promoting into non-realizable buyer spaces

we're gonna eavesdrop on everyone and sell their poo poo to the highest asian bidder

# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 21:06

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Schadenboner posted:

I will never understand the popularity of the "magic words" idea in a shockingly large percentage of the population.

i understood it once but i had to erase it after 24 hours

# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 21:06

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

qirex posted:

one of my old college friends recently went to a "life extension" conference in vegas and I can assure you that whatever dumb idea about chemicals you can come up with you'll find people willing to inject it into themselves on the off-hand chance it works

i'm all for extracting money from anyone willing to give it to you, and i don't believe cancer is the sort of thing you can wish on anyone, but the people who try to turn a profit from the desperate and moribund really make me question those little life rules of mine

# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 21:11

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

cape breton?

# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 03:05

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 10:58

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

there's fantastic evidence that says motorcyclists who wear helmets / motorists who wear seatbelts are much safer and guess what

# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 17:59

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