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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

https://www.npr.org/2018/01/31/582126343/train-carrying-gop-lawmakers-hits-garbage-truck-in-virginia

quote:

An Amtrak train carrying House and Senate Republicans to their annual retreat in West Virginia struck a garbage truck Wednesday morning near Charlottesville, Va.


Neither vehicles' detritus cargo was harmed, according to onlookers

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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

hot take city itt

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

Blue Raider posted:

hot take city itt

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
a take so hot it could burn enough garbage to power a train

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
what the gently caress.

who retreats from dc to west vaginy.

The beach is like the same distance in the opposite direction.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
happened right near me. no one cared.

HUG ME FOREVER
Dec 6, 2006

Gay for TF2! :love:

Another blue collar worker annihilated by the GOP

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

Supreme Allah posted:

what the gently caress.

who retreats from dc to west vaginy.

The beach is like the same distance in the opposite direction.

the greenbrier is (supposedly) very swanky though i'm told quite overrated.

it's where they built a big bunker in the 60s to hide congress in in the event of war

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007
I got all excited and was hoping this thread was gonna be about two hoarders crashing into each other and all the rotting fast food containers exploding all over the street!

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Hope you and your car are OK, OP

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3847990

vv wow I never thought of that.

Over There fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Feb 1, 2018

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Perfect username and post

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Former DILF posted:

Two Vehicles Full of Garbage Collide in Virginia



HUG ME FOREVER posted:

Another blue collar worker annihilated by the GOP



Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Hope you and your car are OK, OP

The forums are back and firing on all cylinders, I missed you all!

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


A guy in the garbage truck is dead. He's from the county I live in.

E: apparently he was 28 so if he went to school here we went to high school together. Didn't know him though. Still, sucks to hear about a local working stiff getting killed by a drat train.

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Feb 1, 2018

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Supreme Allah posted:

what the gently caress.

who retreats from dc to west vaginy.

The beach is like the same distance in the opposite direction.

More secluded location to gently caress children in

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

HUG ME FOREVER posted:

Another blue collar worker annihilated by the GOP

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Honky Dong Country posted:

A guy in the garbage truck is dead. He's from the county I live in.

He knew what he signed up for.

When you become a garbage man, you have to be prepared for a train full of Republicans to murder you at any moment. Hell, we should all be prepared for that.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Local news earlier this morning said nobody was surprised. I guess that crossing has been malfunctioning off and on for a long time.

HUG ME FOREVER
Dec 6, 2006

Gay for TF2! :love:

No one was surprised because the Republican death trains have been an open secret for the last two decades

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


My congressman, Jason Lewis, got a concussion. Too bad about the guy who died, there were so many more deserving people in the vicinity.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Supreme Allah posted:

what the gently caress.

who retreats from dc to west vaginy.

The beach is like the same distance in the opposite direction.

Loose hunting regulations. In WV is not just legal to shoot brown people, it's encouraged.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
How much vacation time do these fuckers get exactly?

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I just feel bad that these GOP people missed out on their ride on the self paddling boats and had to take the invisible Lich-horses up to the big brooding castle on the hill

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Best thread title of 2018 imo. Award winning.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
I'm surprised Republican legislators actually took Amtrak, which is public transportation subsidized by the federal government that black and brown people ride.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Supreme Allah posted:

what the gently caress.

who retreats from dc to west vaginy.

The beach is like the same distance in the opposite direction.

swimming in the atlantic is like playing in a lukewarm wading pool full of medical waste and dilute runoff

client
Aug 19, 2010

steve scalise has called dibs on the murdered trashman's dick and balls

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

:golfclap: really good thread title

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Honky Dong Country posted:

A guy in the garbage truck is dead. He's from the county I live in.

he was 28

No Country For Young Garbagemen

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

extra stout posted:

No Country For Young Garbagemen

boo

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
Happened near me. How does this even happen? If my car ever stopped on train tracks EVER for any period of time I'd be out of it in a second.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope the train collides with bunch of guillotines next time

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Came here to joke one of the vehicles was carrying Republicans but that turned out to be the actual case. :golfclap: well played, universe. Well played indeed. Keep it up.

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