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As nobody else seemed willing to do it after the forums fuckery, here's the UKMT. Talk about UK stuff here. A better OP will probably be leaked to the press in the next few days. And right on cue, here's a better OP: Pesky Splinter posted:
However, as the person who got in with the cheapest quote, the tender for Official UK Megathread goes to me and I will pay Pesky Splinter only 85% of what they deserve for their work, keeping the rest for myself. Here is an even better summary of the United Kingdom in February 2018: Katt posted:After watching all the British political comics I saw a picture of this German parade float. goddamnedtwisto fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Feb 12, 2018 |
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We know that pickled onion monster munch is Correct Thought. How do we feel about actual pickled onions, possibly in a cheese sandwich?
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Feb 1, 2018 16:42
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feedmegin posted:We know that pickled onion monster munch is Correct Thought. Actual pickled onions are good, except for the tiny kind that wouldn't fit in a sandwich.
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Wildcat strikes and rolling forums blackouts. I blame Marxist Jeremy Corbyn.
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Feb 1, 2018 16:45
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David Lammy wrote a good piece on knife crime and the causes of (hint: not single mothers or being black): https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/feb/01/arresting-kids-not-stop-knife-crime-stabbings-londonsebzilla posted:Wildcat strikes and rolling forums blackouts. I blame Marxist Jeremy Corbyn. When will Corbyn finally come out with an unambiguous pro-Forum stance?!? He didn't campaign hard enough to prevent the blackouts, did he? I think he secretly wants the forums to be down. At least, this is what I've briefed the Sun.
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today is the day that the servers went on strike, this day that i was minorly inconvenienced will now inform my politics in perpetuity
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Feb 1, 2018 16:47
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If its any comfort, B&M are doing tubs of Freddo drinking chocolate for one red white and blue British pound.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:As nobody else seemed willing to do it after the forums fuckery, here's the UKMT. Talk about UK stuff here. A better OP will probably be leaked to the press in the next few days.  Just as I finished one too!Oh well, I don't mind either though. Feel free to pilfer mine as you posted first. 
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Feb 1, 2018 16:56
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Barry Foster posted:SPLITTERS There are at least 30 letters sent in to the UKMT 1917 committee by regular posters. We need 10 more in order to force a no-confidence vote in Goddamntwisto.
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Feb 1, 2018 17:03
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Feb 1, 2018 17:06
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baka kaba posted:Is this the Remain thread? This is the thread of Proud Britannia bestriding the waves. Your pessimism has no place here. This thread will be glorious, free-market, buccaneering thread that will strike trade deals all over the world without the oversight of gay judges in Brussels.
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Feb 1, 2018 17:09
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Junior G-man posted:This is the thread of Proud Britannia bestriding the waves. Your pessimism has no place here. This thread will be glorious, free-market, buccaneering thread that will strike trade deals all over the world without the oversight of gay judges in Brussels. How much do we have to pay the other thread to maintain such freedoms?
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Feb 1, 2018 17:10
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Aramoro posted:How much do we have to pay the other thread to maintain such freedoms? £350 million a week - for the privilege of becoming a vassal thread.
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Feb 1, 2018 17:12
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Aramoro posted:How much do we have to pay the other thread to maintain such freedoms? Nothing. In fact they should be paying us for the privilege to be able to post in the same subforum. Without the intelligence assets of this thread, the others would be taken over by 4chan so we hold all the cards. We will come to a bespoke agreement between this thread and the other, but it will be based on a cake-and-eat-it model.
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Feb 1, 2018 17:12
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Junior G-man posted:Nothing. In fact they should be paying us for the privilege to be able to post in the same subforum. Without the intelligence assets of this thread, the others would be taken over by 4chan so we hold all the cards. I didn't know David Davis was a goon.
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Feb 1, 2018 17:15
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Lol sorry everybody wrong thread.
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Pissflaps posted:Maybe I will!! Wrong thread, 'flaps
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Aramoro posted:I didn't know David Davis was a goon. This thread represents the democratically chosen will of the posters, and any attempt to disrupt it is an attempt to overthrow democracy in favour of the London liberal classes who have lost touch with real working people.
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Junior G-man posted:This thread represents the democratically chosen will of the posters, and any attempt to disrupt it is an attempt to overthrow democracy in favour of the London liberal classes who have lost touch with real working people. As a London liberal class, with enough spare time in the middle of the working day to do this, I am happy to confirm that this is the case.
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baka kaba posted:Is this the Remain thread? In which case, the other thread should have 52% of the posts out of the combined total between both threads this month.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:As a London liberal class, with enough spare time in the middle of the working day to do this, I am happy to confirm that this is the case. As a Scot I think this mean I now get to blame you for all my poo poo posts. Sorry I don't make the rules.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:As a London liberal class, with enough spare time in the middle of the working day to do this, I am happy to confirm that this is the case. You just can't handle the voice of the real, hard-working UKMT community that no longer accepts being dictated to by undemocratic elites from Brussels who want to prevent this thread from having all the bendy bananas it can eat.
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Feb 1, 2018 17:25
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Can we get an ever closer union with the other thread by which I mean can someone merge the two so all the posts are jumbled up into a chronologically nonsensical cultural melting pot?
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Feb 1, 2018 17:27
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I demand to see the impact assessments that show that this thread will be fine outside D&D. GoddamnTwisto's mandarins are poisoning the well of our great experiment!
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Feb 1, 2018 17:28
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The OP might blast and ruin their own thread before they leave the stage of history. We carry a new thread here, in our hearts. That thread is growing in this minute.
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Feb 1, 2018 17:28
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Feb 1, 2018 17:29
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R. Guyovich posted:close one of these threads, i don't care which UKMT has voted 52-48 to close the other thread, but I'm sure there will be a lot of thremoaners who still believe that the other thread was better. Why can't they accept the will of the posters?
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I think we should have another threadarendum. Just to be doubley sure. [e]: goddamnedtwisto posted:However, as the person who got in with the cheapest quote, the tender for Official UK Megathread goes to me and I will pay Pesky Splinter only 85% of what they deserve for their work, keeping the rest for myself. Free market, why hast thou forsaken me!? 
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Pesky Splinter posted:I think we should have another threadarendum. Just to be doubley sure. If I appoint you Deputy OP and promise* to consult** you on important policy matters will you prop up my unpopular decisions, thereby pissing away all of your popularity and eventually end up banished to C-SPAM with a meaningless title? * promise does not constitute an actual promise. ** your input will be ignored
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OwlFancier posted:Can we get an ever closer union with the other thread by which I mean can someone merge the two so all the posts are jumbled up into a chronologically nonsensical cultural melting pot? 
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Feb 1, 2018 17:45
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Well, the forums sure collapsed, but how about the government?
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feedmegin posted:We know that pickled onion monster munch is Correct Thought. i like to slice and quick pickle carrots
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goddamnedtwisto posted:If I appoint you Deputy OP and promise* to consult** you on important policy matters will you prop up my unpopular decisions, thereby pissing away all of your popularity and eventually end up banished to C-SPAM with a meaningless title? Why. Yes. This is a good idea where nothing could conceivably go wrong for my posting career. Now...where's that referendum on Alternative Posting? How much should I brown nose? And do you think it would be a good idea for me to half-heartedly apologise to the other posters for lying about getting rid of the $10 posting fee, but then actually increasing it?  [e]: Might have to fix the Goon CLP register in the OP, OP.
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Did the forums fall into a chrono-synclastic infundibulum or something loving space robots, coming here, interfering with our shitposting to influence world history for the sake of their lame and boring space robot agenda 
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Some or perhaps none of you might be interested to know that the woman who shouted at Amber Rudd on Question Time a few years for threatening to take away her tax credits is now hoping to become a Labour parliamentary candidate after being inspired by Jeremy Corbyn. https://twitter.com/Michelle4Labour/status/959047835021869056
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On 00.00 30 March 2019 at the latest, this thread will leave D&D. I will be in charge of negotiating free posting agreements with other subforums.
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R. Guyovich posted:close one of these threads, i don't care which If you hadn't called a snap thread close then the threadxit would be working.
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Pesky Splinter posted:Why. Yes. This is a good idea where nothing could conceivably go wrong for my posting career. Now...where's that referendum on Alternative Posting? How much should I brown nose? And do you think it would be a good idea for me to half-heartedly apologise to the other posters for lying about getting rid of the $10 posting fee, but then actually increasing it? lol how did I manage to not gently caress up the nested quote but get the positioning wrong? I think we have to abandon all of the brexit and tory metaphors, it's obviously rubbing off on my already threadbare levels of competence.
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