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Not Operator posted:Did he majorly sober up? He was a notoriously abusive prick for a long time. i'm fairly sure he's cleaned up his act for atleast a year, as I'm saying this a sun article will be published showing a video of him pissing on a swan or something.
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UnlimitedSpessmans posted:i'm fairly sure he's cleaned up his act for atleast a year, as I'm saying this a sun article will be published showing a video of him pissing on a swan or something. Vandalism of crown property is very Correct though?
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:UKMT Feb 18: squat weeing, falling over and rolling in their wee don't kinkshame
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Pesky Splinter posted:When will Jeremy push the button? < Holy wow that's just too good
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OwlFancier posted:At that point what the hell even makes you a tory? Greed?
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Looke posted:the tories are pushing me into poverty and it's all them foreigners fault This is legit my mum and its super sad. She also thinks the reason her PIP got cut is too many shirkers taking advantage of the welfare system.
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My mother genuinely believes that she was hit as hard by austerity as everyone else because they made her wait a bit for her pension and bus pass. It has been truly dreadful for her, she only had her fully paid off half a million pound four bedroom house*, brand new Nissan cash ki (sp), the part time job she took so she could keep away from dad and her two private pensions as a back up plan. *which as she will gleefully tell her children at every available opportunity is willed to the RSPCA, because as we were adopted it is someone else’s turn to have her support. (Reminder that my mother is a literal fascist and has breached several human rights laws, both national and international, and is not just your common or garden Tory)
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Not Operator posted:This is legit my mum and its super sad. I was involved in a successful appeal of PIP for one of the people I help the other day. Literally taken advantage of by the "nurse" doing the assessment, wasn't fit to represent themselves, spent months getting everything together so we could fight their corner. They blamed junkies and alcoholics because they could get PIP but he couldn't right up until the point where they were awarded their PIP. It's a loving poisonous mentality.
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Not Operator posted:The people who do those medical assessments are human loving garbage. I’ll have you know that they’re actually just following 
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Comrade Fakename posted:It says I’m the article that the Tories have been floating a similar policy so it’s probably not quite as radical as it sounds. That’s because when Tories do it it’s a last-ditch effort to prevent the last labour government’s policies from doing further damage which they carry out in a way that’s as economically unobstructive as possible for as briefly as possible before letting the free market return. When Labour do it it’s obviously Jezzinist purges to usher in eternal jam socialism.
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The big red Socialism button? soon, I hope! I am now out of the Labour meeting and boy, do people enjoy the sound of their own voices! "I'm sure you've all read my motion already, so let me be brief..." *Rambles on incoherently for seven minutes while the chair repeatedly glances at his watch and contemplates suicide*
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I have to go to a PIP hearing as a witness whenever the gently caress it’s actually going to happen because someone I escorted to an assessment got their benefits cut 6 months ago. This man has hips made out of dust and a heart condition that means he can’t be put under general anaesthetic. Taxi pulls up outside the building’s front doors on a industrial estate in the middle of loving nowhere 30 miles away from where he lives. I help him out of the taxi and because there is no ramp I have to half carry him up the steps. I help him to the interview room door along a corridor filled with cameras, he can’t walk to the door on his own because the lack of a ramp nearly ruined him. Woman who did the assessment said he wasn’t entitled to mobility because she had seen him walk unaided for 200 yards. When they were asked for the camera footage we were told that it had been “lost”
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suck my woke dick posted:That’s because when Tories do it it’s a last-ditch effort to prevent the last labour government’s policies from doing further damage which they carry out in a way that’s as economically unobstructive as possible for as briefly as possible before letting the free market return. When Labour do it it’s obviously Jezzinist purges to usher in eternal jam socialism.
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Guavanaut posted:Glorious free market news, Capita has continued to poo poo the bed the day after the crash, falling through the floor at 190 set by yesterday's trading: Strictly speaking that's not true because dividends. They did of course pay out over 4% dividend yield in 2017 which clearly reflected the rude health in which the company was.
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learnincurve posted:I have to go to a PIP hearing as a witness whenever the gently caress it’s actually going to happen because someone I escorted to an assessment got their benefits cut 6 months ago. This man has hips made out of dust and a heart condition that means he can’t be put under general anaesthetic. I'm fully convinced its a scam designed to make people give up. Lie to fail them on the assessment and not all of them will apply for reconsideration. Automatically deny the reconsideration, lose more people who don't have the energy to appeal to tribunal. I don't really have numbers on this, but it really feels like they're counting on people getting too frustrated with the system to continue. Its the only thing I have to explain the ridiculous number of successful appeals, which last I checked was still over 60%. Imagine you were a waiter and more than half of all orders you took, you hosed up and the customer had to email a third party to get their refund. The only reason you don't get fired in a situation like this is if your scumbag boss is complicit and knows most customers will just say its too much hassle.
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Lord of the Llamas posted:Strictly speaking that's not true because dividends. They did of course pay out over 4% dividend yield in 2017 which clearly reflected the rude health in which the company was. On the other hand you gotta beat inflation, not face value, to not be losing money in the real world...
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Lord of the Llamas posted:Strictly speaking that's not true because dividends. They did of course pay out over 4% dividend yield in 2017 which clearly reflected the rude health in which the company was. Dividends are just your rightful reward for choosing to bestow your wealth on the business etc etc. You'd still be better off putting your money in an easy saver than buying at any point in the past 15 years. e: Not Operator posted:I'm fully convinced its a scam designed to make people give up. Lie to fail them on the assessment and not all of them will apply for reconsideration. Automatically deny the reconsideration, lose more people who don't have the energy to appeal to tribunal. I don't really have numbers on this, but it really feels like they're counting on people getting too frustrated with the system to continue. Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Feb 1, 2018 |
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Lord of the Llamas posted:Strictly speaking that's not true because dividends. They did of course pay out over 4% dividend yield in 2017 which clearly reflected the rude health in which the company was. If Capita can't reverse that slide, they're going bust whatever. I expected them to stabilise at 200p and then stage a very slow, shaky recovery, not lose ANOTHER 15% the next day, holy poo poo. By the end of next week you'll be able to buy the company with the spare change down the back of your sofa, at this rate.
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Not Operator posted:I'm fully convinced its a scam designed to make people give up This profit by attrition approach is everywhere. Most people's jobs are actually to just obfuscate and misdirect until they have the money. Try cancelling your sky subscription, getting your legally mandated ryanair compensation or appealing a parking ticket for a car that doesn't exist in a dead person's name. No matter the scenario the plan is to leverage wealth, knowledge or any other advantage to extract money from people because they aren't really people, they are money mines. Money.
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In further "We're all in this together" news, the Nursing & Midwifery Council just voted its' Council members an 11% pay rise. I'm not a nurse, but it doesn't exactly inspire faith in your professional body if, at a time when NHS salaries have been frozen for years, they decide that such concerns are above them.
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UnlimitedSpessmans posted:https://twitter.com/Paul_Gascoigne8/status/958986853465673729 Apart from all the wife beating and that
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NotJustANumber99 posted:This profit by attrition approach is everywhere. Most people's jobs are actually to just obfuscate and misdirect until they have the money. Try cancelling your sky subscription, getting your legally mandated ryanair compensation or appealing a parking ticket for a car that doesn't exist in a dead person's name. No matter the scenario the plan is to leverage wealth, knowledge or any other advantage to extract money from people because they aren't really people, they are money mines. Money. Imagine if all those jobs were replaced with ones useful to the community. Lord of the Llamas posted:Well yeah obviously try not to own shares in a company
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Guavanaut posted:*in extremely neoliberal voice* But who makes money out of it? Guillotine Manufacturers
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If I have to do another assesment for PIP I'll be terrified jut like the last 2 times. I'm on the lower rate even though I'm in constant agony, can't do much and have pretty bad mental health problems because those cunts don't care at all. If I'm ever declared fit for work I'll just kill myself because I won't be able to survive anyway so I'm gonna go out on my terms not theirs. I already spend a lot of my time crying either because of pain or how poo poo my life is. What really pisses me off is people thinking I'm faking it so I can get money. Yes you stupid gently caress, I gave up £1200 a month to get £304. gently caress the tories and anyone who voted for them. I want them to die in agony because I'm past giving a poo poo about other people when they don't care about me. Sorry for ranting  Edit: Oh great my avatar and jammy bastards tag is gone, I'm assuming the racist did that. What's weird is that last week that would've been enought to tip me over the edge and take all my lyrica. gently caress everything
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Goons, don't suffer alone. Join us in #ukgoons (synirc - link in OP) (INTERNET RADICAL CHATZONE) for QUESTION TIME:quote:David Dimbleby chairs the debate from Grantham, with a panel of politicians and other guests facing topical questions from the audience. On the panel are Conservative MP and former education secretary, Justine Greening, Labour MP John Mann, who voted for Brexit and once described Jeremy Corbyn as 'not remotely up to the job' of leading the Labour Party into power, deputy leader of the Liberal Democrats, Jo Swinson MP, head of the New Economics Forum and former advisor to Ed Miliband, Miatta Fahnbulleh, and the Daily Telegraph writer and columnist, Tim Stanley. It's good that they tell us why they invited John Mann onto the programme.
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