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hey fellow new yorkers, its me beerpalNYC definitiely posting from the coolest city in the world where i live and work, the big apple. who wants to mee tup at katz's deli later or go down to the world famous chinese theatre |
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Feb 1, 2018 20:20
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*riding the "el" train* haha look out everyone, new yorker here going to work!! |
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Feb 1, 2018 20:30
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Beer pal, I believe you, because I am but a simple country lad who does not yet know the ways of the city.
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Feb 1, 2018 20:56
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hello there new yorker pal beer pal!!!!! shall we meet at that normal every day location for REAL new yorkers to hang out, the times square, and go to see the singing cowboy while he is in his underpants so that we can be real new yorkers like every day ? ? ?
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Feb 1, 2018 21:02
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*tries comically to bite a gigantic apple but it's too big to even get my teeth around!!* |
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Feb 1, 2018 21:04
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Om frum Yonkizz, you know- UPSTATE
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 1, 2018 21:08
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Golly gosh would ya lookit all dem buildings! |
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Feb 1, 2018 22:12
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greetings from my new job in the large city. my office is in the statue of liberty with the rest of the city's work force. my office is in the knee. i hope to one day work up to the head. the torch is higher but it is reserved for the preserved corpses of York's (little known fact: it's not all that new anymore) greatest heroes; Rudy Giuliani's 1st and 3rd bodies, the city's founder Sir Newton of York, and the Bart Simpson Macy's parade float. |
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Feb 1, 2018 22:12
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Just wait until the big city gets a load of a hayseed like me, I'll certainly make a splash with no effort at all! |
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Feb 1, 2018 22:14
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you are all invited to my gigantic apartment right off central park which I am able to afford on the salary of a humble barista/comedian
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Feb 1, 2018 22:25
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Manifisto posted:you are all invited to my gigantic apartment right off central park which I am able to afford on the salary of a humble barista/comedian Heck yeah, I'm your wacky unemployed neighbor with his own suspiciously nice apartment and I'll be over in 5 mins! |
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Feb 1, 2018 22:28
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REAL cool new yorkers speak dutch. Here is a common thing to hear in NYC, aka new york city: hallo mede new yorker, aan welke kant van de golden gate bridge woon je? |
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Feb 1, 2018 22:37
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just ran into one of the celebrities today, but its no big deal since it happens all the time when you live in new york like me
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Feb 1, 2018 22:39
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"thats just how it goes in new yourK!" - me, the new yorker
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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Feb 1, 2018 22:42
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Hey man, how about we eat a bagel and then maybe a knish Central Park flatiron district the village Brooklyn 5th avenue |
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Feb 1, 2018 23:25
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“I live in New York City!” *crickets chirping* “I’m from New York City!” *crowd goes wild* |
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Feb 1, 2018 23:27
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Awright guvnor me and me old Chinas have just been trading a few ponies on the stocks in the shard and we’re going to catch a black cab to Canary Wharf and quaff a few sherberts!!! In New York! |
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Feb 1, 2018 23:28
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| Ey! I'm walkin heah! On a street, in New Yawk! | |
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Feb 1, 2018 23:34
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I am scared of certain parts of town because my parents were! |
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Feb 1, 2018 23:38
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It's me, the guy from New York who has opinions about the different neighborhoods here and where to get the best pizza at. How ya' doing? (That's New Yorker slang for hello!)
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Feb 2, 2018 00:28
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uh sorry but I ordered a pizza?? not a huge chunky block of cheese! haha just messin’ with ya Lorenzo the pizzas great as always ya really know how to make a New Yawk pizza with all that fuggin’ cheese in there and poo poo deadass |
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Feb 2, 2018 00:38
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Koishi Komeiji posted:It's me, the guy from New York who has opinions about the different neighborhoods here and where to get the best pizza at. How ya' doing? (That's New Yorker slang for hello!) as I'm sure you agree, EHo is best for pizza (new york style pizza of course, but we just call it "pizza" here). CirBeCa is good for Cosmos after the theater. Bambi is the coolest brooklyn neighborhood that nobody has heard of yet, except for "hip" people like myself.
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Feb 2, 2018 00:40
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Constantly eating pizza and comparing it to "real authentics za, like my mutha mades it" |
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Feb 2, 2018 00:52
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https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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Feb 2, 2018 01:00
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Ehhh I'm in new york, check out my favorite clock, Big Ben! It's inset in Elizabeth Tower, a building here in NEW YORK, the city that never sleeps!! |
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Feb 2, 2018 02:22
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Hey I'm from New York, watch me take a ten year victory lap after a terrorist attack and wear out my welcome with the rest of the country! Hey TaXI! I gotta get me some bagels here! |
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Feb 2, 2018 02:26
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One thing us new yorkers love to do is to visit the grand pyramids of the ancient pharaohs. You worried about osiris measuring your heart against a feather to grant access to the afterlife? Fuhgetaboutit!! this is new york baby! |
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Feb 2, 2018 02:30
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New York is famous for it's famous skyline, featuring attractions such as: The Sears Tower The Chrysler Building The Space Needle A Miniature Eiffel Tower A Giant Pyramid Touchdown Jesus and many more |
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Feb 2, 2018 02:45
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joke_explainer posted:One thing us new yorkers love to do is to visit the grand pyramids of the ancient pharaohs. You worried about osiris measuring your heart against a feather to grant access to the afterlife? Fuhgetaboutit!! this is new york baby! lol https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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Feb 2, 2018 02:46
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TVsVeryOwn posted:Touchdown Jesus It's funny, my grandma is 90 years old, never lived outside The Bronx, but she's never been to Touchdown Jesus. Too many tourists! |
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Feb 2, 2018 02:54
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Feb 2, 2018 04:40
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Whoa, get a load of this guy heah, he thinks he can make meta-jokes about New York even though he ain't ever been heah. What a ethnic insult, this guy! Hey I'm walkin' heah! |
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Feb 2, 2018 05:25
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i'm yorkin' here |
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Feb 2, 2018 07:56
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I mean, I wasn't going to go on a second date with them, but, like you know that new trendy restaurant? The one with the 4 month wait list? We got right in. And after, you should have seen them hail a cab! Arm up, and bam, one was there less then a second later.
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Feb 2, 2018 08:00
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joke_explainer posted:One thing us new yorkers love to do is to visit the grand pyramids of the ancient pharaohs. You worried about osiris measuring your heart against a feather to grant access to the afterlife? Fuhgetaboutit!! this is new york baby! |
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Feb 2, 2018 12:45
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People are always making jokes about New Yorkers saying "I'm walkin' ova heer!" but I went to New York and they really are walking over there. Who knew? I guess that's just another example of life imitating art 
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Feb 2, 2018 19:13
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This:
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Feb 2, 2018 20:10
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Quick New York mom convo before me and my brother would leave the house wen we wuz a cupola kidz: "I wanchuz back by A LEVIN and not a sekint LATUH! Yuz here me? I luv yuz now be good and get outta my sight!" Translation: "I want you guys back by 11PM and not a second later! Do you both hear me? I love the two of you so go out and try not to get arrested!" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 2, 2018 20:17
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OP is actually from New Jersey
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Feb 2, 2018 20:30
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Senior Management posted:OP is actually from New Jersey Worse, Baltimore |
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