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ok it's the start of a new season and we've really gotta train hard if we're gonna take down Dumbledore as gay wizard pope. Did everyone remember their wands? And batteries for the wands?
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yeah hello i am a gay wizard but the only spells i know are ones that involve glitter. its pretty good defensively because it distracts my enemies but offensively its useless.
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Feb 6, 2018 07:42
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Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
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Feb 6, 2018 08:02
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yeah hello i am a gay wizard but the only spells i know are ones that involve glitter. its pretty good defensively because it distracts my enemies but offensively its useless.
ugh have you tried being less of a stereotype
TURGIDUM MUTINIUM
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Feb 6, 2018 19:12
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i put on my robe and wizard hat every day when i post in byob
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Feb 6, 2018 19:41
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i put on my robe and wizard hat every day when i post in byob
Is it an assless robe
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Feb 6, 2018 22:48
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there's a reason they all have beards
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Feb 6, 2018 22:56
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they can shoot from their wands but they need 10-15 minutes to recharge afterward
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Feb 6, 2018 23:01
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there's a reason they all have beards
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Feb 6, 2018 23:07
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im assless irl
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Feb 7, 2018 03:01
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Poor ghosts. No asses.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Feb 7, 2018 03:22
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what brands are everybody's magic wands? hitachi is a classic, but its a little mainstream for my tastes
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Feb 7, 2018 03:45
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whatever makes your monster grow, sweetie
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Feb 7, 2018 04:05
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not sure of the brand, but mine has a certain girthiness to it
Don't worry, Hun. Length isn't everything.
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Feb 7, 2018 04:18
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Good luck with your duels OP because I’m fighting for Dumbledore.
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skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now in my mouth
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Feb 7, 2018 07:31
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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*two wizards fight to the death from top of a tower on top of the tallest mountain to the lowest cave with magic and loving dragons and poo poo* *also they are gay*
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Feb 7, 2018 10:15
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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snape, spinning dumbledore by the wand and throwing him out the tower: so long, gay wizard
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Feb 7, 2018 11:48
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The wizard scowls and peers into his crystal ball, which distorts and reflects the gem-studded cavern around him. On the side of the crystal ball,a short piece of string juts out, connected to another, smaller crystal ball. To the side of that, the chain continues, a series of crystal balls in decreasing size, down to as wide as a grape, all connected by waterproof vinyl string.
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Feb 7, 2018 18:21
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i'm into fashion
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they can shoot from their wands but they need 10-15 minutes to recharge afterward
this made my pupils roll to the back of my brain and throw up
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Feb 7, 2018 19:26
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I told my dad I was a gay wizard and he shouted that this was a druid house and I was gonna learn how to become a bear whether I liked it or not. I broke down crying and said I didn't want to be a bear I was more of an otter and he threw me out.
Worst day of my life, but it feels amazing to be out and proud and learning spells to make my balls glow.
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Feb 7, 2018 21:47
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book of ghastly, dastardly, genital related spells
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Feb 7, 2018 22:33
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snape, spinning dumbledore by the wand and throwing him out the tower: so long, gay wizard
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Feb 8, 2018 04:44
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heh, i forgot to say. i also came
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Feb 8, 2018 04:50
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Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110
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Oh yeah, that reminds me, if anyone wants to join me and Nearly-Assless Nick were gonna get to work on a pack of Horny Hots Every Flavor Condoms on Friday night iykwim
It's always such a relief when they taste like something nice, like lavender, or dick
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Feb 8, 2018 17:04
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Funny how Google won't show you any 'gay wizard costumes' on image search.
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Feb 8, 2018 19:24
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Searching far and wide for dudes to help me charge my jo crystal so I can cast the most powerful of gay wizard spells
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Feb 8, 2018 20:59
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Oh yeah, that reminds me, if anyone wants to join me and Nearly-Assless Nick were gonna get to work on a pack of Horny Hots Every Flavor Condoms on Friday night iykwim
It's always such a relief when they taste like something nice, like lavender, or dick
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i'm into fashion
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Oh yeah, that reminds me, if anyone wants to join me and Nearly-Assless Nick were gonna get to work on a pack of Horny Hots Every Flavor Condoms on Friday night iykwim
It's always such a relief when they taste like something nice, like lavender, or dick
yum..
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