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FreshCutFries

it lets me get onto the internet, the orange

# ? Feb 9, 2018 19:44

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# ? May 21, 2024 12:35

FreshCutFries

plugging cable into 5 inch deep surgically drilled hole in my head and plugging the other end into a nearby dog. just checkin my tweets.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 19:44

FreshCutFries

starting up the gas engine on my web-deck. fighting to stay conscious through the fumes to look at a cat on the internet. turning up the volume real loud because the deck engaged turbo mode.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 19:44

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

just recorded my latest lets play on a potato... literally!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:18

wearing a lampshade

Running commands as root vegetable

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:21

poverty goat

fact: the cyberspace scenes in the movie hackers are based on what happens when you smoke fresh orange zest

# ? Feb 9, 2018 21:09

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Storing my vidoes on some snap pea vines. I'm thinking about planting some cannabus so I can set up a token ring network in my garden, the daisies in my daisey chain aren't fast enough

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# ? Feb 9, 2018 21:12

Coolguye: Required by his programming!

poverty goat posted:

fact: the cyberspace scenes in the movie hackers are based on what happens when you smoke fresh orange zest

can confirm

# ? Feb 9, 2018 21:40

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

caught a bunch of fish with my inter-net and am searching patterns on their scales for facebook comments

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:02

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Setting up a VM with Citrus software

# ? Feb 9, 2018 22:12

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

Plugging any length of CAT5 cable into the tip of a banana is a nice source of potassium for your router and will give your packets an extra energy boost during high usage hours.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:41

little munchkin

im going to "hack" the orange, op

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# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:33

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

My orange didn't go off this morning and I was an hour late to work

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:38

take the moon: by sebmojo

im in

really into citric deliciousness

# ? Feb 10, 2018 04:15

Duckbox

My orange keeps cutting out in the middle of my shows. the faq says to press the navel to restart, but I'm using a valencia pls help byob, my router flew away and my packets are inconsolable

# ? Feb 10, 2018 04:40

Piso Mojado

jacking it to the orange i just found

# ? Feb 10, 2018 04:52

FreshCutFries

little munchkin posted:

im going to "hack" the orange, op

no dont!!!

# ? Feb 10, 2018 05:04

FreshCutFries

the meltdown exploit is literally melting people "jacked" "into" the "internet" with their "bigass" "cables" "attached" to "various fruits/vegetables/lamposts/etc."

this is the world we live in

# ? Feb 10, 2018 05:06

FreshCutFries

going to the cybercafe and jacking into a cool glass of ipa. gettin all hosed up after i mop up the puddle of the person before me.

times are tough

# ? Feb 10, 2018 05:09

Koishi Komeiji

Thingyman posted:

the meltdown exploit is literally melting people "jacked" "into" the "internet" with their "bigass" "cables" "attached" to "various fruits/vegetables/lamposts/etc."

this is the world we live in

that's why you only jack in using a vpn (virtual private nectarine)

# ? Feb 10, 2018 05:42

poverty goat

oh i thought you said jack off into the orange. my bad

# ? Feb 10, 2018 16:00

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

poverty goat posted:

oh i thought you said jack off into the orange. my bad

Lol, everyone knows the only fruit to jack it to is a melon!

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# ? Feb 10, 2018 16:12

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

some posters in yospos installed linux on their dinner

neat!

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# ? Feb 10, 2018 16:33

kalel

My Apple pie has a silicone aftertaste, is that normal?

# ? Feb 10, 2018 22:15

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

SciFiDownBeat posted:

My Apple pie has a silicone aftertaste, is that normal?

Turn on your manitee

# ? Feb 11, 2018 00:03

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Hugh Malone posted:

Turn on your mangosteen

# ? Feb 11, 2018 00:09

kalel

Your Orange System is a Piece Of poo poo

# ? Feb 11, 2018 01:11

Robot Made of Meat

Something something comparing Apples to oranges.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Feb 11, 2018 01:13

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Splatmaster posted:

Lol, everyone knows the only fruit to jack it to is a melon!

my friend, have you heard of the "grapefruit method"

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# ? Feb 11, 2018 02:33

Slugnoid

i misunderstood this thread title and i dont know if im happy or sad about it

# ? Feb 11, 2018 13:44

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

"the apple corporation is stealing everybody's data and spying on them, but they've got too much dirt on everybody to be stopped by any world government lol", typed kira. "but if anyone can stop them, it's you, hiro. lmfao."
i agreed. i was the world's number one jacker.
"i'm the number one jacker in the world," i typed back, "and i know how to stop them. rofl"
kira confusedly emoji'd. "but how?"
i took a fuji apple and placed it on my computer keyboard. "i'm going to take them down," i typed while reaching for my zipper, "....from the inside. ;')"

# ? Feb 12, 2018 12:28

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

free Trapt CD posted:

"the apple corporation is stealing everybody's data and spying on them, but they've got too much dirt on everybody to be stopped by any world government lol", typed kira. "but if anyone can stop them, it's you, hiro. lmfao."
i agreed. i was the world's number one jacker.
"i'm the number one jacker in the world," i typed back, "and i know how to stop them. rofl"
kira confusedly emoji'd. "but how?"
i took a fuji apple and placed it on my computer keyboard. "i'm going to take them down," i typed while reaching for my zipper, "....from the inside. ;')"

# ? Feb 12, 2018 16:32

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I spread cpu paste across my teeth and bite into a juicy melonboard.

# ? Feb 12, 2018 16:33

FreshCutFries

free Trapt CD posted:

kira confusedly emoji'd.

# ? Feb 12, 2018 19:58

FreshCutFries

jwhy do people keep making sex jokes in my thread about jacking. there is nothing sexual about jacking; it is a normal thing we all do.

# ? Feb 12, 2018 20:00

FreshCutFries

stay tuned for my next thread "tugging off my tennis instructor" about that time i got my tennis instructor out of a jam while he was boating

# ? Feb 12, 2018 20:01

FreshCutFries

jacking into my cyberdeck which is already jacked into the internet. seeing the code of the universe, how everything works, and i weep before it. then i jack out because i just wanted to see a gif of a koala yawning.

# ? Feb 12, 2018 20:03

UWBW: Permanently banned from the Alamo

The IP in IP Address stands for Inside People. I am typing this from inside my neighbor Frank.

# ? Feb 12, 2018 20:12

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Jack on, jack off.

# ? Feb 12, 2018 23:10

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# ? May 21, 2024 12:35

Duckbox

Hey, my name is John Internet of the Connecticut Internets and this thread is making me uncomfortable.

# ? Feb 12, 2018 23:22

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