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Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Rubber band is a real good song

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Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



When r* give incentive to do heisting the heists are really fun!
I wish there was more to do.
That said though I've been trying to deliver that loving EMP for Humane Labs forever. The 4 player requirement is really stupid.

With some old contact mission playlists I bookmarked and the heisting the game has felt more fun this week.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Medullah posted:

Vehicle warehouse is pretty easy money, and if you do it right you can only source high end cars for maximum profit.

Stacking motorcycle businesses for the nightclub is great if you play a lot or afk overnight.

Whats the vehicle trick? Something about the last 2 spots I think?

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Thanks for the car thing! I was wondering why it stopped giving me top cars.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



There's loads of dupes lol. God know how long some of them have been there for.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Wow you guys weren't kidding a souped up Kriegar. Its fast

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



What can the weapons expert in the arena workshop do for me?
Hes pretty expensive and if its just for arena cars I'll pass

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Yeah you don't have to keep them stocked or anything either.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



I'm extremely generous on the heists. I'm more interested in getting it done than anything else and moving onto the next one. Big bux keeps people trying for me.

That said I dont think I'm ever going to deliver the loving EMP. The heist needs stealth and patience and worst of all, 4 players.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Inspector Hound posted:

So far I've gotten to the point of actually stealing the jet twice; one time I ran my jet into the other wingman's jet almost immediately, this last time I somehow ended up at the rear end end of the carrier and the harrier was downed by the time I'd sprinted to my plane in my stupid heist armor

That carrier is a nightmare till you know the way to the deck! I got through it by hightailing to the harrier and getting up. I love the jets, even that dumb slow one.

I really want to deliver the loving EMP so I can do the finale and get onto whatevers next. Series 8 or Pac Std I'm not sure. I don't evem know which heist this EMP thing is anymore lol its been so long.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Inspector Hound posted:

I just did a Doomsday heist setup mission where you get attacked by invisible guys carrying chain guns, there was a point where we were ambushed by more invisible chain guns and a part requiring two players to fly and land helicopters, and we only restarted once. I should have friended those pubbies

E the emp is humane labs raid, I believe

Yes thats the one. Wish I could fill the players with me and 3 alts.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Wow $3M for a full niteclub. What a payday!

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Inspector Hound posted:

Aye caramba, what do you do for that? I was just browsing nightclubs, I can pretty comfortably afford one...

Maxed out niteclub warehouse is usually 1.5M. good money for doing nothing anyway u slice it! the best abosulute best thing about it though is never ever never having to deal with LJT at all (unless its to hang up on him)

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



sometimes i imagine LJT actually working for a gang and how hed be dead like 6 mins into the job and it makes me smile.

lets move coke with dump trucks
lets drive meth in postal vans

god i hate him

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



ElwoodCuse posted:

I doubt we'd ever see it for legal reasons but there could be an incredible post mortem on GTA online. They clearly had no idea what they were doing and made poo poo up as they were going on but it still was a runaway success that made them a poo poo ton of money.

How hilarious is it that you still get that "you are carrying more than $5000" warning even though the game has never ever worked like that.

it really shouldn't work but its great fun! im gonna miss it when its gone. trolls cheats grind and all.

ive been into RDO a lot lately and why they haven't introduced some inventor NPC to sell me a wireless i can hang on my horse is beyond me

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Has the snow fallen yet? Does that still happen in Dec?

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Any AFK on console still seems good as long you connect the charger first.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Wolfsheim posted:

I've been playing GTAO on PS4 pretty consistently for all of 2019 and I think I saw one other LLJK guy once :shrug:

I've only played a bit of this new heist but (early setup mission spoilers I guess?) I like that they brought back Jimmy who has done so little in six years he's now a janitor and only as a favor to Michael. I also like that instead of government conspiracies and AI apocalypse stakes this time its "gently caress those rich Texans". Its a nice way to cap it off, really.

Yep agreed. The heist story will have some curveballs too no doubt. Its weird they've dusted off the talent mechanic when it comes to heist planning. Makes me wonder if u can use the cheap crappy guys repeatedly and they get better but stay cheap like before.

I chose full aggro style. The disguises and poo poo look fun too for next time.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008




the cops are all :derp:

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Literal Nazi Furry posted:

long shot but does anyone have the old goon server vid of gta vice city multiplayer game of smear the queer where the guy is just stupidly good at avoidance to where nobody comes close to actually killing him? it was set to the matrix soundtrack and I'm hoping it didn't get DMCA'd. it was so impressive i remember it was popular even outside of SA

i think the pyf game glitches thread had it recently

https://youtu.be/zorBRIQyZL0

Sleekly fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Dec 22, 2019

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



That free Duke got me from a stubbornly determined solo biker pub up to the multi-millionaire, drug baron paragon of society I am today.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



I dropped in on one of those too. We made it all the way back to the stairs when a guard starts shooting at us. I kill him, get informed I have alerted the guards then 6 came out of nowhere in a kill circle around me and that was that.

In my own heist I'm going aggro mainly because I think its going to play that way anyways so I might as well have the good stuff for it.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



i see a lot of very low level players. i assume alts. i cant imagine starting out brand new in this thing

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



its so grindy and the only reason we all know where the money is through collective effort and also ignoring 99% of daddy rockstars enticements.

see the guy who just discovered biking is poo poo up the page and the proper way is niteclubs. explain getting a niteclub to someone truly new. i love it but i have no idea why anyone else does if that makes sense

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Medullah posted:

Vehicle Warehouse is really good money if you do the trick to only source high end cars and sell in public lobbies instead of a rigged solo lobby.

MC businesses are needed to get nightclub revenue, but you never have to do anything other than the initial setup.

This is truth. Very very rarely will somone chase down a car delivery.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Inspector Hound posted:

Seductively doable..

eminently doable. if there are concerns about bans or whatever just spend the cash. thats what its for after all!

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Inspector Hound posted:

What do you even loving get for blowing up someone's vehicle cargo while they're delivering it.

its a bit of a challenge to actually steal them and deliver/store them. Destroying is just because they can.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Inspector Hound posted:

A video game isn't making me insanely mad! I'm fine, this pillow needed screaming into, that wall is specifically for punching,

dont get mad, get even! that rear end in a top hat taught you something, go inflict it on someone else!

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



i feep bad blowing crates so i dont unless the username is begging for it

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



i almost quit when i saw how much the drat bike was. and again when i saw gow much the terrorbyte to go with it is buuuuut miney well spent lol

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Inspector Hound posted:

Oh I get motherfuckers unless they're on a mother loving flying motorcycle, everything is cancelled until I get a loving flying motorcycle

E and thank you all for the info, you've made getting back into this game a little bit smoother and more fun

fuckers on troll bikes are almost universally poo poo at using them. they can only lock onto a vehicle, if one is on you jump out of the car. your auto aim still works and now theirs doesn't. they can still rocket spam you but itll buy you time to send some poo poo their way.

if u have explosive rounds then perfect. an unguided rpg will work better than a guided rpg against them too. they'll 99% line up for a strafing run on you and u can blow their fuckin brains out, followed by their big dumb bikes.

'useless troll left session'

edit: if its the oppressor mk 1 just run lol. those guys are good

Sleekly fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Jan 14, 2020

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



i think there is a free sub (not as cool as u are thinking) on warstock.
or the stromboli or whatever its called...the underwater sports car thingy

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



won the big rear end podium car. looks cooler with pisswasser livery and is pretty zippy upgraded! i like it, now for a 10 minute rampage in it and I'll never drive it again lol

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



its happened to me too. i think the cloud fucks up somehow. the tutorial thing has only happened once. but maybe 1/20 time i have reset the brightness and all my other preferences

:rockstar:

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



even when you bought all the poo poo theres still good ol and totally redundant LJT blowing up your phone. and god forbid u leave lester hanging in a heist sheesh

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



henpod posted:

I just boughtr GTAV on sale for the ps4 (had it before for the ps3) and I really want to like the online. There are some really fun and creative games modes, but man, I just can't deal with all the waiting and load times. load the world. Find a game. Load into the game. Sit in the lobby for a while until the game starts. Load the game. Play for a little while. Match ends. Load back into game.

you can make playlists of all those jobs or races you like. cuts on some of the wait because you're going straight to a lobby for your next saved thing

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



its the trying out paintjobs thats the real killer

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Jenny Agutter posted:

How does one abuse podium spins? I'm on PS4

dont have any other apps/games running
spin wheel
hold in PS button and scroll to close app
if its gonna land on something poo poo hit X, twice i think

repeat till car

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



thats true but if u mess it up thats your spin for 24 hours

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Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Jenny Agutter posted:

The casino has devolved into a line of people just waiting to do this. lol Rockstar

ikr? i havent even been on the map in weeks unless its to soup up a podium car

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