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coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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titties posted:

Hi guys, just wanted to let you know that I do not play this game and I don't think you should either

:same:

finally uninstalled this dumb bad gay game and it :feelsgood:

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coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

Zigmidge posted:

This guy gets it.

This guy does not.

quote:

-Don't take anything Powershift, Zigmidge, or coupedeville say seriously, they've been playing this game for far too long and it has broken them.

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Psion posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOBZLIIhbms

coupe I think you liked this game more than you want to admit!

quote:

-Don't take anything Powershift, Zigmidge, Psion, or coupedeville say seriously, they've been playing this game for far too long and it has broken them.

ninja edit: I saw what you did there

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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T1g4h posted:

On the subject of movie cars...




I did my best to recreate The fastest thing in the valley :v:

American graffiti?

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Powershift posted:

If they do 2x on contact missions we could probably shame coupe into putting a 40 hour week into spamming profitable contact missions dragging anybody else along for the cash.

nope

coupedeville posted:

finally uninstalled this dumb bad gay game and it :feelsgood:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Alpha-is-Awesome posted:

Would anyone want to do some doomsday hiests?



titties posted:

Suck my rear end

:roflolmao:

:same:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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CascadeBeta posted:

Gta online died when coupe quit.

Awww cascade :blush:

I don't know why it took me 4 years and ~2500 hours to finally move on from this dumb bad gay dead game but witcher 3 is p amazing and you should uninstall GTA and play it if you have not done so already :colbert:

poo poo even if you have you should uninstall GTA and play witcher 3 again :colbert: :colbert:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Powershift posted:

You know who would really love the new Weeny mode?

coupe

:objection:

Trip report: Witcher 3 is great - Hearts of Stone is amazing DLC and I'm starting in on Blood And Wine now if I can find time to actually play through it. Also finally picked up MGSV when humble bundle had it on sale for 5bux but it hasn't quite grabbed me yet.

What I'm trying to say is when I get time to actually sit down and play games that GTAV is the last thing on my mind :colbert:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Zigmidge posted:

You guys should post about RDR2 coming to pc in the steam thread.

:allears: :allears: :allears:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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GTA Online: 'twas awful and I hated it

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Tercio posted:

Posting that tweet made me realize there's no active Red Dead 2 thread.

Red Dead Redemption 2: Pre-ordering An Already Dead Horse To Beat

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Red Dead Redemption 2: Non-Contact Horse Races (now with 100% less slipstream)

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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CBJSprague24 posted:

Or when the glitch kicks in which randomly releases the car from the hook. Is that still a thing?

Pretty sure Rockstar fixed that particular glitch

g0lbez posted:

So some hacker just randomly gave me about 8 billion dollars on the 360. I was planning on upgrading to PS4 soon anyway so I decided to have some fun with it and buy a bunch of poo poo. Is there any chance I'll get banned for this and if so would it carry over to any account I make on the PS4?

Rockstar also fixed this too; you haven't been able to transfer characters from previous gen for quite some time now

Sorry goonbro but that 8 billion funbux is stuck on your 360 forever :shrug:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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oh my sweet summer child :allears:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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davebo posted:

Ahh gently caress I missed Hunting Pack? Well that's the last time I ever leave my house to hang out with real life friends!


Pictured: a handsome boy playing GTA1 at a LAN party in 1998


Look at that sweet rear end keyboard :cheeky:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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:eyepop::staredog:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I was just on /r/gtaonline and it's about 80% people making memes about how often Paige Harris calls them.

I logged on last night for the first time in a while and I got a call from Paige - I already have the terrorbyte fully upgraded and my nightclub fully upgraded but her call was basically her telling me that she thought i would actually be doing work with it instead of just letting it collect dust in the basement of my club.

Tl;dr even if you spend all the money you still get harassed for not getting in on the grind - the skinner box isn't enough anymore for daddy rockstar you gotta prove you're fully invested in it boyo

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Babe Magnet posted:

yeah whenever anyone asks people to stay away because they're selling poo poo I immediately get the blood lust

So much this

Whenever a pubbie asks if the lobby is chill that's the signal for me to call in my akula and sneak up on whatever stupid grind they're trying to accomplish :black101:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Too bad you can't throw paleto chillwave in there :grin:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Shere posted:

When's the last time someone busted out the minimum wage job hours:shark card opportunity cost conversions? I feel like we're due.

Well if you're working at taco bell....:words: :homebrew: :crossarms:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Psion posted:

if there's an AA for GTA online, please join it

Hi my name is c0upedeville and I'm rank 710 in GTA Online.....:saddowns:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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prefect posted:

Wow. I feel guilty whenever I realize I'm ~215.

Yeah my alternate character is around that rank :downs:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Peter Daou Bundy posted:

is the hacking as bad as i last played online, which was like...idk almost a year ago?

on PC that is. if it's still awful i'll just stop this 1000gb download

Oh my sweet summer child

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

With RDR2 being almost ready and R* talking about new content in both games, this is the perfect time for them to re-purpose the horse testicle modeling team, reskin some assets, and drop the Truck-Nuts DLC. It's a slam dunk since it can refer to both literal trucknuts and giant pickup truck enthusiasts, we know they love they puns. New exhausts for everything! In addition to tire smoke you could also pick an option to roll coal, in either crew color or black. Can't fuckin wait!

Truck nuts in GTA online would be amazing

Put them on your deluxo and let them gently flap in the wind while you're griefing pubbies :allears:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

So if I replace the funereal clown horn on my hearse with one of these, will it go away and back to the stock horn next week? Or more like itll stay the death march until i change it in the future, but then wouldnt be able to change back to that until next halloween

The way they handle seasonal items is pretty dumb. I can totally understand only having items on sale for a couple weeks, that's "realism!" like you usually can't find a christmas sweater IRL in April. To have those vanish from your closet as soon as the events over is just lame. And then there's other holidays like valentines that you can buy and wear year-round.

Halloween horns stay in los santos customs once you purchase them - christmas horns do not :eng101:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Eregos posted:

YET ANOTHER FAG is the least subtle troll I've seen in a while, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now.

It's starting to make a whole lot of sense why you use session sweeper in GTA:Online :allears:

My Akula has been collecting a whole lot of dust; maybe you can help with that? :clint:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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birdman still lives

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Powershift posted:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhahahahaha

You have to buy an arena war workshop that starts a million dollars because of loving course you do

There's some sort of weird half-traction multiplier or something int he arena, it's fucky

e: there's some sort of "career" and levels in the arena, that involves loading back and forth into events and back to free roam repeatedly, fuuuuuuun
e2: if you pick the wrong vehicle at the start of some events, you could be in for half an hour of frustrating boredom.

e3: :psyduck:

In your first match you're given a fully modded car with all kinds of weapons. that means you go into matches and people in their first one can loving steamroll everybody in lovely cars without. If you can buy your own $3m+ weaponized car and upgrade it for another mil+, you have a HUGE advantage as well. If you can't, well, i hope you like getting hosed up by dudes who can afford guns on their cars. I haven't even gotten far enough in to check, but there's a $722k gun dude you can add to your garage to modify your weaponized cars that may be needed to even install guns on the arena cars.

e4: tried selling a million dollar car, got this, car's gone, didn't get the money.



nice game, good job

Oh yeah daddy rockstar gon' give it to ya lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

Still gonna try out this bad dumb update after work even with your delightful trip report

Fake edit: still loling about yet another workshop moneysink :allears: :allears: :allears:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Zigmidge posted:

I assume you can play with a field of just your friends like other adversary modes?

I really hope this is the case :keke:


hiddenriverninja posted:

Are there new hair styles at least?

See below
vvvvvv

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

ahahahahahahahahahahhahaha



Powershift posted:

good news: light up shoes

bad news: light up shoes make your hair flash in time with the shoe lights

It just keeps getting better and better all the time
:allears: :allears: :allears: :allears:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Zigmidge posted:



I wanna see coupe and powershift's numbers.

Powershift posted:



I've actually legitimately earned over 100 million dollars, apparently.



I don't know that those numbers are 100% accurate but ask and ye shall receive :razzy:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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SolidSnakesBandana posted:

Is that snow? What's up with that?

Yeah, that's snow. The server buspass and I were in last night had a modder who changed the server setting to snow. Can't wait for the real snow though :)

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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YET ANOTHER FAG posted:

It's a shame they haven't turned it on yet. I definitely remember playing in the snow around this time a couple years ago.

Yeah, over the years Rockstar has been inconsistent with snow in Los Santos; they used to apply it a little more liberally but now they limit it more to coincide with specific days like christmas eve and christmas day and new year's eve/new year's day :eng101:

They should just turn it on a few days before christmas eve and let it snow until the new year imo - heists and contact missions in the snow were lots of fun and I'd love to have more time to just drive around :)

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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YET ANOTHER FAG posted:

Hunting pack remix is okay. Am I still banned from discord?

GTA Discord is dead. Long live GTA Discord.

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Medullah posted:

This week's bonus is double money for good sport bonuses, and they're draining people who used the Lester glitch's bank accounts. Who says Rockstar doesn't have a sense of humor.

Even Daddy Rockstar gets it right from time to time :allears:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Balliver Shagnasty posted:

On the other hand, I picked up Spintires: Mudrunner on Steam and so far, I'm enjoying the hell out of that.

You better hit me up on steam motherfucher I'll rock the poo poo out of some spintires mudrunner with you :clint:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Phweengee posted:

Could someone please suggest a pseudo-internal area which has consistent good lighting where I might drive a bunch of Pegasus vehicles to to photograph them? Any of those drive-in hangars are a possibility, but would prefer a place without a lot of background busyness. Thank you!

There's a few parking garages in downtown that may meet your criteria :eng101:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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LORD OF BOOTY posted:

rockstar add jackin to gta6

e: also jesus christ let me smoke weed in public like saints row 2 you australian pussies

Pretty sure there's a jackin it emote in the interaction menu bruh :fap:

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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YET ANOTHER FAG posted:

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60927/Lowriders-Week

If you somehow don't already have a garage full of lowriders, this is the week to work on that.

Still no Benny's Emperor though :cry:

Also double funbux/double XP on lamar lowrider missions? Who wants to run lamar missions with me? :devil:

(srsly tho even with double funbux lamar missions still pay poo poo lololololol)

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Jose Mengelez posted:

5 mil buy in, a new type of crate to run and a mission where you have to set some math student's car on fire because he was counting cards at the blackjack table. all the promo missions for the nightclub dlc recycled. a cutscene where roman from gtaIV shows you around the casino but then he says something like "it's got everything you could need.. .except for a bowling alley heheh" and then turns to the camera and winks.

the casino will have a secret underground lab upgrade where you can pay one million funbux to make everyone on the map explode. the lab will also let you build the GHOAST ANNHILATOR which is a tiny flying bike that can attack from passive mode and missile lock onto player crates from outside the map. don't worry if you die while riding the GHOAST ANNIHILATOR as you'll spawn riding another. but get this... you'll spawn BEFORE you died. meaning you'll eventually overwhelm even the most skilled players by outnumbering them 50 to 1.

console players will buy 600 billion dollars worth of shark cards.

I look forward to rockstar and take two making another billion dollars from GTA online :homebrew:

FuturePastNow posted:

personally I'm looking forward to the stories of people kids buying Shark Cards to gamble and losing it all immediately

Also this

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coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

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Here's my idea - Casino Crates(TM)!!!

You acquire a casino warehouse for your criminal enterprise, and there you buy a crate through securoserv for a set price and RNG decides whether you get a bad crate or a jackpot crate! I for one can't wait for this wholesome and compelling gameplay in daddy rockstar's next exciting GTA:O update!!!!!

:homebrew: :homebrew:

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