GTA Online: Wait, you can steal cars in this game?

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titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Hi guys, just wanted to let you know that I do not play this game and I don't think you should either

# ¿ Feb 11, 2018 19:15

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 16:38

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Alpha-is-Awesome posted:

Would anyone want to do some doomsday hiests?

Suck my rear end

# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 20:43

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ravenkult posted:

Just picked this up again after playing the poo poo out of it on PS3. All the lobbies I'm in have max 5 players in them, what's up with that?

This game is bad

E: also you unfriended me on psn and now im sad

titties fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Mar 15, 2018

# ¿ Mar 15, 2018 23:51

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Zenzizenzizenzic posted:

it looks like a snow shovel with down syndrome

same

# ¿ Mar 29, 2018 01:57

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Jose Mengelez posted:

you all gonna pre-order rdr2 though anyway

I've had it on pre-order for like 2 years my bro

# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 19:09

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

delete account

# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 19:10

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Jose Mengelez posted:

cant wait to buy the exciting new rockstar game for my ps4 then also on ps5 the following year.

# ¿ May 3, 2018 00:49

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coupedeville posted:

Red Dead Redemption 2: Pre-ordering An Already Dead Horse To Beat

# ¿ Jun 8, 2018 09:50

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Hugh Malone posted:

Hm, ok, I'm on console so that's just the horn honk button I guess

Cool, I'll try it out, thanks!

hold it for a second

Also double tap it to blip the lights and siren on a police car. People will sometimes get out of the way or careen directly into you

# ¿ Jul 27, 2018 03:11

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# ¿ Jul 29, 2018 20:31

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Powershift posted:

I want to cruise down the miami strip at sunset in a bright white countach blasting billy idol in a modern game engine

Nothing could make me happier

# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 03:35

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

Best chopper pilot in all of los santos

I see you've not met cute as heck who is the best chopper pilot and also is bae

Hugh Malone posted:

til dread comes back

He never will

I mean, never say never

(accurate)

# ¿ Aug 4, 2018 08:26

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CBJSprague24 posted:

Otes=PS4. What's your username?

finna drop dox itt: he is mustardeleven

efb

And no, nobody plays this

# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 15:31

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CBJSprague24 posted:

Stupid GTA.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2018 21:22

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

Happy Birthday, GTAV! Can't believe it's been 150 years already

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 21:54

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Hugh Malone posted:

I'm glad you liked my NATO rules football

basketcoil is awesome too

Both of those games are good and fun and they almost make up for sandking shoreliner

# ¿ Oct 14, 2018 14:21

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mutata posted:

You guys, the old thread still has that ghost post. I wonder what it says.. What unfinished business it needs us to know before it can finally move on..

It was gta posting to tell you it's dead and gay

# ¿ Oct 17, 2018 00:40

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LONMOARS loving ruled

# ¿ Oct 17, 2018 19:01

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SolidSnakesBandana posted:

This is a good thread title

# ¿ Oct 22, 2018 21:12

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coupedeville posted:

Truck nuts in GTA online would be amazing

Put them on your deluxo and let them gently flap in the wind while you're griefing pubbies

I would legit buy gta again for this

# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 03:33

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Otacon posted:

wowwww

This is the standard method on PS4 and we just remember how to do it without fancy diagrams :smuggo:

# ¿ Feb 15, 2019 00:17

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Hugh Malone posted:

it's NEW!

Also new is a ton of good poo poo in rdro so you should probably get in there you loving turd

# ¿ Oct 20, 2019 13:05

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coupedeville posted:

Buccaneer isn't a true Albany vehicle to me.

Hey fucc you coupe

# ¿ Nov 28, 2019 19:10

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CBJSprague24 posted:

I miss LLJK PS4 playlists and science.

We should get the old band (aard, Bairns, Malakai, dread, Otes, etc) back together and invite anybody who's joined the last couple years to experience the joy of NATO Rules Football and LONMOARS.

Thanks for thinking of me friend but I do not play that game and I will not buy it again because, and this is important: it is bad

# ¿ May 27, 2020 16:57

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Psion posted:

ah, launch ~~week~~ year

a magical time

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 04:34

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coupedeville posted:

Please do not subject yourself to Paleto Chillwave. It is my worst creation and is patently unfun.

But he's the person who created Sandking Shoreliner which is basically paleto chillwave except in a sand king driving over all of the boulders and for half of the race you are completely at the mercy of the tidesand will get swept out to sea 4 times for every time you actually make it to the next set of boulders.

Slush Garbo posted:

Also: that is way worse than LONMOARS, my worst race in which you ride a lawnmower down the side of Mt. Chiliad, no checkpoints until the finish line

Why do you keep saying LONMOARS is the worst when it is the best?

# ¿ Jun 15, 2020 23:04

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Quicksand_Jesus posted:

It doesn�t miss you. Please forget it existed and move onto something else far away from the PS4.

Lasagna you are not very nice sometimes I just thought you should know well cya

# ¿ Jun 20, 2020 01:12

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Buccaneer

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 23:27

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KirbyKhan posted:

I come to GTA5 for this clip:

https://twitter.com/WEJUSTNEEDMONEH/status/1346159526563753987?s=19

Thank you for sharing this friend

# ¿ Jan 4, 2021 20:56

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I'm dipping my toes for the first time in a few years, still on ps4.

I'm trying to do the thing where you flip the oppressor mk 1 upside down and it glides really far without losing altitude.

I can't get it to work, the bike keeps flipping itself over and i wind up going in the opposite direction.

Am i doing it wrong or did they fix the physics? Either way i should be able to back flip.

Do you have to retract the wings at a certain point?

# ¿ Jun 19, 2021 04:17

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Most of the old ps4 crew fell off and i haven't bought anything since the nightclub update, which means that i don't have access to the newer heists.

If someone on ps4 (bitbasher) would be willing to hold my hand through the new heist i would be very grateful

# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 07:07

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BitBasher posted:

Sure! I just walked a friend through his first cayo a couple days ago! How much money do you have to start with on the sub and what not? I'm actually off work the next few days, having thrown out my back because I'm old.

I have about 5 mil but i was hoping you would host anyway

# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 08:02

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BitBasher posted:

Hey Titties, what's your PSN handle again?

i'll never tell

Thanks for running me through it. Alpha and i tried to run it again after you left and it glitched it over and over until we gave up.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2021 00:24

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BitBasher posted:

Hah! And you're welcome man, it's fun to do!

How did it glitch? If you're spotted the escape can really suck. It sucks so much to be unreliable, really.

During your favorite setup mission where you fly the plane across the map for 4 - 6 weeks. Once we hit the marker it just disappeared. The mission was still active but we never went to the island.

We tried twice I think, then we both closed gta completely and restarted. On the next attempt, alpha went to the island. I remained in the plane and crashed into the ocean.

Alpha was able to complete the mission but it just went to a blank screen, i don't think he got credit for it.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 05:38

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If anyone exists on ps4 and wants to grind out some cash please let me know, i haven't learned to solo cayo perico yet

# ¿ Jul 18, 2021 16:33

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Great but is there an option to hide my shame

# ¿ Jul 20, 2021 11:35

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Otacon posted:

All your old Cayo techniques may need to be modified. Numerous changes to Cayo AI have been made. (Explosions now cause alarms, guards aren't as blind, among other changes)

IDLING WATCHING TV/CCTV IS NO LONGER WORKING.

Full change log can be found here (there's a TON of fixes, just CTRL+F Cayo)

https://support.rockstargames.com/articles/4403962558995/GTAV-Title-Update-1-54-Notes-PS4-Xbox-One-PC

NOOOOO i just learned how to do it solo

Also idling in front of the tv has not worked for me since i came back to the game, i always get dc'd anyway

# ¿ Jul 20, 2021 19:06

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BitBasher posted:

From what I can see the changes are very minimal, and they fixed a bug to get the gold bars solo. Now you can't get them at all solo, according to people doing it now. This changes basically nothing for us. Trading finales still works fine, apparently.

I'm relieved. I'm about to try to solo it now, will report back.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2021 19:32

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BitBasher posted:

As a little bonus, it's actually easier to do duos and trade finales apparently. As long as you have both keycards and two players are in the session everyone can open a keycard door by themselves.

Nice, that will make things easier.

I just ran cayo perico solo, the only thing that seemed any different had to do with cameras. In the spot where we usually take out the first heavy, the camera overhead spotted me even though that area has a covered walkway and should be safe.

I also had a body spotted by a camera, which doesn't usually happen. These could be simple errors on my part but just to be safe I'll be a little more mindful of the cameras.

E: I'm very annoyed that the new media player and radio station favorites options are located in your inventory tab which means you now have 2 extra button presses to put on new armor

E2: I'm at the air field doing the scope out and i have my carbine rifle out. I can't bring up the weapon wheel to unequip it lol

titties fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jul 20, 2021

# ¿ Jul 20, 2021 21:45

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 16:38

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I've been playing on the same character since the ps3 launch and i was pretty shocked that rockstar put in cayo perico and has allowed it to continue to exist.

I can do it by myself in 70 minutes start-to-finish and it pays 1.5 million, which is the complete opposite of everything i had come to expect from this game.

I'm so happy. Except for the part where I'm playing gta again every day. I thought i had finally escaped for good

E: the best and truest goon crew is weazel action news in my opinion

titties fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Jul 25, 2021

# ¿ Jul 25, 2021 02:38

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