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Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
:hellyeah:

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Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
Let's start this thread off right!

First, that's a good op. Needs more colour, I'm happy to help:

Youga crew roll out

https://fat.gfycat.com/LimpingPortlyAnemoneshrimp.mp4



I turned this



Into this: https://imgur.com/a/E0txG

Zigmidge fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Feb 10, 2018

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
GTA is a very fun game with lots to do with a good crew of people. Unfortunately, in recent years, Rockstar has added untold amounts of grindable content which gamers are more than happy to gobble down turning GTA Online into a soulless crushing universe where you chase after material wealth at income rates worse than working the soup line in a debtor's prison from the 1800s.

That said, here are some clips from back when the goon community threw down hard in large group events. It was a really good time.

Massive count stunt plane race
https://fat.gfycat.com/DizzyUnevenIvorygull.mp4

Ganging up on each other in races then posting angrily about it
https://fat.gfycat.com/SilkyGenuineAustrianpinscher.mp4
https://zippy.gfycat.com/IllinformedDemandingBullfrog.mp4

There is an absolutely staggering amount of good goon-made content for races. You can find it all under the LLJK tab for races on the social club website. We've had a few Race Wars that were a hit with most people.
https://zippy.gfycat.com/OrneryFittingDuckbillplatypus.mp4
https://giant.gfycat.com/SeriousBitesizedGemsbok.mp4


And everyone was always down for some general goofery even if there weren't any real goals in the moment.
https://fat.gfycat.com/WindingRewardingBoutu.mp4
https://fat.gfycat.com/SolidEnergeticHalibut.mp4
https://fat.gfycat.com/BewitchedUncommonCuckoo.mp4
https://zippy.gfycat.com/AncientGenerousBorderterrier.mp4
https://zippy.gfycat.com/RepulsiveCorruptIrishsetter.mp4



That said, there is so much potential for fun on your own to be had in Rockstar's Grand Theft Auto: Online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk0K0lO0u0o


Zigmidge fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Feb 10, 2018

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Ripper Swarm posted:

and that gif of the oppressor kill on the yacht dude needs to be in the OP, you know the one.

https://giant.gfycat.com/CreepyRightAxolotl.mp4


e: changed them all from webm to mp4 to help the page

Zigmidge fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Feb 10, 2018

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
The OP mentions FUNnel derby and it's no joke. It's the mode with the biggest laughs and the hardest falls.

https://fat.gfycat.com/BruisedEnormousHyracotherium.webm


I gotchu notwolfenstein


coupe is decent at gta


notwolfenstein didn't cheat, but...


not sure who this is but lol do they eat it

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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chitoryu12 posted:

As wacky as all the new poo poo is, I like dressing up and buying appropriate vehicles for each archetype that I have, like wearing a fancy suit and driving expensive sports cars for Import/Export and wearing fatigues and driving rusty off-road stuff for Gunrunning.

This guy gets it.

coupedeville posted:

:same:

finally uninstalled this dumb bad gay game and it :feelsgood:


This guy does not.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
I read the op what's your point, goon?

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

coupedeville posted:

I'm going to show up in every clip and photo of this fun game and it :feelsgood:

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Your imagination, inner child and sense of design are all long dead and rotting if you can't make the sheer amount of options available to you work into something cool or kooky for clothes or cars.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
*opens fridge door*


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM THERES NOTHING TO EAT

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
ahaha be ten million dollars rich to be eligible for this money giveaway


You're an absolute sucker and a huge dink if you don't cheat at this game.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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It sure does!

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Nobody worth anyone's time ever cared about that

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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would infuriate anyone

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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davebo posted:

Wait wait, how does changing clothes make you no longer a black male?

Uh it's called "content" and gamers would thank you to welcome more asinine poo poo like this

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Location. Pick one that has direct line of sight to your CEO office on top of being close because you will be flying your buzzard straight there after every mission.

Also

Shere posted:

Do not buy to make money, it's a money sink.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Powershift wrote a very good guide for this in the op but lol goons

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Shere posted:


Lowest effort money is

buying a shark card and not solo grinding this game like a loving goon

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Just play.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Like if you're going to not play a game because hackers are around you've got blizzard games and single player walking simulators.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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YellerBill posted:

Honestly if you're worried about hackers on PC just get Session Sweeper so you can nope the gently caress out of there if/when a hacker shows up even if you can't get to a menu to change instances

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Jose Mengelez posted:

you're telling him its dumb not to play this game when there are widely available tools designed specifically to prevent him from playing this game.

it's actually pretty smart to not play this game... and genius level to not give take2 your money.

I challenge you to find a gamer that hasn't given them money.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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It's like trying to not eat Nestle products.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Shere posted:

Boy you sure bust out the edgy condescending posts whenever someone justifiably complains about the ridiculous hacking problems in the PC version of the game.

Here's an alternate take: the rampant hacking in this game is an outlier amongst literally every other popular multiplayer title in existence and it's okay to mention that from time to time, because it's true.

Yes you could be sanctimonious about it or you could get over yourself and do something about it:

YellerBill posted:

Honestly if you're worried about hackers on PC just get Session Sweeper so you can nope the gently caress out of there if/when a hacker shows up even if you can't get to a menu to change instances

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Here's where you went wrong

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Nobody needs to play this game, in fact, you shouldn't! But there are ways to deal with cheaters so that you can move crates like the grinding robot you are.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Yes. Too bad there are no fun group activities that side step any of the grind.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Based on that post I'd say keep not playing.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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You guys should post about RDR2 coming to pc in the steam thread.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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lol like any of you actually give a poo poo about gameplay

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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You get wrecked by a pubby so you crawl here to shame them with their commitment to an advocacy group.

Games forum goons.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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:boom:

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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I don't know why i'm posting this poo poo in this poo poo thread of a poo poo game but it's better than the work i'm avoiding


Heists are the best way to earn money. Don't make your friend host them though, you want them to be a henchman who receives the large cut. They won't have to spend the setup costs that way. Charity Pacs make friends.

Also note that the scale tips way off in favour of crates if you are going to be loving up and re-doing missions. You spend a lot of time in those clouds. Judge whether you think you can do it in one shot or consider running the consistent but Actually Boring and Community-ending crates playing a good video game instead.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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mutata posted:

Sounds like we're entering the final "holding pattern until the fuel runs out and it slams into the ocean and sinks to the bottom" stage of GTA Online's life cycle.

entering? lol

https://giant.gfycat.com/FarflungDizzyIndochinahogdeer.webm

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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We've wanted to do this since 2015. Good update.

https://gfycat.com/NimbleSaltyAssassinbug

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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It would be nice if we could drown to death in a sea of gifs and videos and screenshots from the most colourful update this game has ever seen.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Cage posted:

No, posts like this are better.

https://giant.gfycat.com/NimbleSaltyAssassinbug.webm

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Babe Magnet posted:

I would post pics and gifs but I can't afford any of the new cool stuff lol

:justpost:

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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You can do anything you want









Except die

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Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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I don't know where you nerds get off thinking GTA is anything like Black Flag. Or the mafia games holy lmao. This poo poo is plainly like XCOM.

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