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nd I think my cat laughed after but I am not sure about that part so don't quote me on that (seriously please do not quote me). She housed down like half a can of trader joes tuna for cats (Pictured Here):  Its brown for some reason:  as I was typing this she back blasted another air bagel right in my general direction, and the smell came back even harder than before. Is this normal? I checked where she was sitting and there isn't diarhea splatter or anything like that (though the smell is lingering and doesn't seem to be fading at all...) Honestly I am going to hit the post button and then go throw up or something, and maybe find a hotel to stay at for the night. Oh god its happening again..... Choosing the shrimp thread icon because I love shrimp. No pictures of the cat will be provided, she cannot consent to having her pictures published and I will not disrespect her by doing so
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i dont believe you have a cat or that a cat et the tuna/made the smell op
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Feb 11, 2018 07:11
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rippin' big owns
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Feb 11, 2018 07:12
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The Protagonist posted:i dont believe you have a cat or that a cat et the tuna/made the smell op i have 2 cats, the other cat ate the other half of the tuna, but hes in another room right now, and I wouldn't dare check it I couldn't bare to smell that smell a moment longer. I am posting from my phone now in my car, I'm going to the Sheraton
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Feb 11, 2018 07:15
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fuckin lol tjs cat tuna is one of the worst smelling things I've ever bought but holy gently caress if my stupid cat doesn't meow up a shitstorm come dinner time if I don't give her at least a tablespoon with her dry food. Dumbass idiot cat doesn't eat any good expensive wet food, only this lovely 60c a can garbage tuna.
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Feb 11, 2018 07:17
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shes affectionate as hell and likes to curl up near my face but if she does it after a mouthful (meowthful???) of that stuff all I can smell is 
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Feb 11, 2018 07:19
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I threw up in my mouth a little just looking at the sealed can.
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Feb 11, 2018 07:33
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why is your cat food made in thailand? do they do international cat food manufacture?
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Feb 11, 2018 07:36
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OP is a real life jon arbuckle
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Feb 11, 2018 07:38
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Its semen Dog semen
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Feb 11, 2018 07:38
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JakeP posted:i have 2 cats i can reexamine my position on this provided photographic evidence, but my other beliefs stand
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Feb 11, 2018 07:40
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The Protagonist posted:i can reexamine my position on this provided photographic evidence, but my other points stand I live by the Honour System
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Feb 11, 2018 07:42
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"beefed" is such a great term 5'd, now show us pictures of the fuckin' cat
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Feb 11, 2018 07:42
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I live by a lot of wheatfields
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Feb 11, 2018 07:43
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Ponies Ist Krieg posted:why is your cat food made in thailand? do they do international cat food manufacture? They do, actually. It's a Siamese tradition.
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Feb 11, 2018 07:44
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post a pic of ur cat biting her lip & ask her to squeeze her tits together, & fart into a cake
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Feb 11, 2018 07:46
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Caufman posted:They do, actually. It's a Siamese tradition. You son of a bitch.
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Feb 11, 2018 07:47
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Buy better cat food
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Feb 11, 2018 07:48
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Feb 11, 2018 07:49
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Mr.Tophat posted:Buy better cat food This is the only one she likes
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Feb 11, 2018 07:49
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make a cake from the colostomy bag sweet potato from that other thread, pose the cat & ask her to let it build up until u get me on skype
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Feb 11, 2018 07:53
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Ponies Ist Krieg posted:I live by a lot of wheatfields Do you ever do the Gladiator thing and wisk your hands through it while walking in the field
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Kak posted:Do you ever do the Gladiator thing and wisk your hands through it while walking in the field i love tbe bit where he sneezes on his wifes feet by accident bc hes allergic to bbq
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Feb 11, 2018 08:22
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Orkin Mang posted:i love tbe bit where he sneezes on his wifes feet by accident bc hes allergic to bbq lol
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Feb 11, 2018 08:27
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Lol just feed your cat normal rear end car food you stupid MAGA Chud
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Feb 11, 2018 08:34
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Kak posted:Do you ever do the Gladiator thing and wisk your hands through it while walking in the field as a kid we were always told to stay out of the fields because 1) everyone has guns, even their guns own guns. and those guns vote! Nah just kidding, they kill people. 2) there was a common story where someone's kid got lost in a field, and fell asleep or in some case wasn't visible due to their height and ends up mangled because of a thresher / other farm equipment. the details were usually a little bit different, but it probably happened somewhere and it did a good job at keeping us out of other people's farming areas. there were also the delightful stories of what happens if you fall into a grain silo.
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Feb 11, 2018 08:34
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stop trying so hard
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Feb 11, 2018 08:34
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Like BEEP BEEP hey Cat it’s car food!
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Feb 11, 2018 08:35
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Ponies Ist Krieg posted:why is your cat food made in thailand? do they do international cat food manufacture? They have a big fish canning industry so its a good place to get canned fish
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Feb 11, 2018 08:35
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JakeP posted:This is the only one she likes Like I say, buy better cat food. Your cat just hasn't experienced the finer things in life.
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Feb 11, 2018 09:17
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Nothing makes a cat happier than dropping a rancid fart right in its owners face though, so by feeding her higher quality food you are actually decreasing her quality of life
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Feb 11, 2018 09:25
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Mr.Tophat posted:Like I say, buy better cat food. Your cat just hasn't experienced the finer things in life. shes tried literally every cat food that exists, why don't you go eat some "better cat food" you jabroni?
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Feb 11, 2018 09:33
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my cats used to rip insanely stinky shits when I fed them canned cat food. that stopped when i switched them to the special no-crystals dry food after one of them got a dick blockage anyway lol at OP getting owned by their cat
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Feb 11, 2018 17:16
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you deserve the farts for not making your own cat food. catinfo.org kill your parents
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Feb 11, 2018 17:28
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You should feed her quality food instead of crap food, like Wellness for example.
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Feb 11, 2018 17:35
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adorable baby, OP
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Feb 11, 2018 17:38
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Maldoror posted:You should feed her quality food instead of crap food, like Wellness for example.  wellness has way too much plant matter for an obligate carnivore. you must buy a meat grinder and make your own cat food or face the firing squad.
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Feb 11, 2018 17:42
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why not just buy regular tuna? you know they putting weird stuff when they emphasize not for humans
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:why not just buy regular tuna? you know they putting weird stuff when they emphasize not for humans Maybe it's the human stuff that's weird
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Soup du Journey posted:
then feed wellness core jeez
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