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Herbicidal Maniac posted:I was deadlifting and feeling pretty good so I figure I'd go for a pr. Loaded up the bar and halfway through I let loose this 15-20 second fart that sounded like it reverberated through the entire gym. I finished the rep and just busted out laughing. This happened to me as well except it was during a thunderstorm that knocked out the power and it went to a backup generator. The lights came back up, but the loud music didn't and this place had the reverberation of an ancient cathedral. loving everyone on that floor turned around and looked. I know this because the entire wall I was facing was a mirror. I was too tired to give a gently caress.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 03:02 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 11:24 |
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I spend an unhealthy amount of time watching fart prank videos on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_mZEXEooTo Kak fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Feb 20, 2018 |
# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 05:24 |
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Did anyone try the rear end against wet shower wall trick yet?
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 14:03 |
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Alright. I've done it. I took an afternoon shower and put my cheeks to use. lmao
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 01:45 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e90WBOKZ8UI
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 04:37 |
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Those fuckin briefs
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 19:15 |
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opie posted:We told my 8 year old to stop farting at the dinner table because the smell wasn’t so great, so now she’ll quickly get up and run to the living room corner in an obvious squat and the biggest grin you ever saw. Don't fart shame your daughter
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2018 00:20 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-yStAbViYQ
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2018 03:34 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:The fart autocorrecting to Gary made me think of this: *sniff sniff* oh my god I need to see what the cat's turds look like
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2018 18:12 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:Cross posting this gem from the r/relationships thread: Good husband. She needs to lighten up and embrace it.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 22:46 |
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Warrior Princess posted:I’ve asked most nurses I know what the worst smell ever is and they all unanimously agree: Upper G.I. Bleed. Powerful fart
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2018 06:47 |
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lmao
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 00:52 |
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I took some Swiss Kriss and I'm blasting some hot sloppy ones. Hopefully a prelude to a great poo poo.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2018 21:08 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGkKNWQiIBM
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 22:38 |
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Chuds McGreedy posted:Doctor doctor give me the news, I’ve got a bad case of farting poop. lmao
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# ¿ May 1, 2018 21:37 |
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I like how fart is capitalized. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J3Jw2xdszQ Kak fucked around with this message at 03:54 on May 25, 2018 |
# ¿ May 25, 2018 03:39 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Yd-EOWqHc&t=56m30s
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 22:59 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4rE8O5cPjs
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 20:00 |
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Guys at professional darts tournament blaming a fart on each other. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aarfkEPd448
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 21:45 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOsBYVaN17U
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2019 19:25 |
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Curly Shuffle posted:Many years ago I went to DragonCon. I was sharing a hotel room with a bunch of dudes and one of them passed out drunk locked in the bathroom. I woke up and had to poo poo, so had to take the elevator down to use the restroom in the lobby. This was like 6 in the morning, so things were pretty quiet. I had the elevator all to myself so I was just ripping the rudest farts in there. Then the elevator stopped and George Takei walked in (presumably to due some morning jogging based on his tiny short shorts). We just rode down to the lobby in silence with Captain Sulu huffing my farts without saying a word. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq3W4FoqKW4
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2019 03:55 |
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Everslain posted:Fart enthusiast Tom Segura caught his mom in the act recently. It ran on for about ten seconds! Top Dog (his dad) is the best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzUsFdqNOZ8 Kak fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Jun 2, 2019 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 11:24 |
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Motherfucker posted:crosspost from r/relationships thread about a forbidden technique. the real pros are mr methane and will the farter who can somehow suck air into their rear end and fart it back out
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2019 19:11 |