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Buccaneer
Jun 24, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I dont think I have ever seen a Tim Allen movie and I dont know anybody who has, what are they like

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I liked The Santa Clause as a kid. Whenever id hangout with my friend and his friend i didnt like would call to hang out he'd say we were watching The Santa Clause and he wouldnt come over bc he hated that movie, ty Time Allen.

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo
this is a parody thread alright.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Galaxy Quest

I watched and loved.

Not mainly because of T. Allen, but he honestly didn't hurt.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Does Toy Story count?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Lol op forgot he was in Galaxy Quest

IS THERE AIR YOU DONT KNOW

(I know that wasnt his character but it was a great movie)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQwYNca4iog

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Galaxy Quest was so good he gets a pass.

Buccaneer
Jun 24, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Supreme Allah posted:

Lol op forgot he was in Galaxy Quest

IS THERE AIR YOU DONT KNOW

(I know that wasnt his character but it was a great movie)

Never saw it

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e24lY34bxUQ

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Buccaneer posted:

Never saw it

It's actually a Sigourney weaver movie

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Buccaneer posted:

Never saw it

Lucky you. You really should watch it, just a passing familiarity with the original Star Trek is all you need.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Didn’t read thread but the answer is galaxy quest OP

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Woody Allen movies = coastal elites
Tim Allen movies = mid-west families

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
I dare anyone to sit through a full season of Home Improvement in tyool 2018. It’s practically impossible

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

except tim allen does coke and woody allen is a fuckin weirdo

Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004

Big trouble and galaxy quest are pretty decent

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Tim Allen mostly.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'd watch his stuff if he went by Timothy instead of Tim. I am not a big fan of people who do not use their formal name FYI. Bill Murray? More like "Kuato isnt going to watch his movies" Murray.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1824022&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Growing Panes (2007) Jack Muppledot (Tim Allen) is a workaholic New York stock broker and single father whose life changes one day when a birthday presents turns out to contain a mischievious genie who hurtles him through a seemingly unending amount of plate glass.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Rasta_Al posted:

I dare anyone to sit through a full season of Home Improvement in tyool 2018. It’s practically impossible

But, to be fair, no sitcom from that era is sitthroughable. Hell, most sitcoms today are unwatchable.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
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Jabberlock posted:

Tim Allen mostly.

I'm sure they pay a test audience or two.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Sigourney Weaver's role in galaxy quest redefined milf jugs in film

hth

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

Sigourney Weaver's role in galaxy quest redefined milf jugs in film

hth

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May 27, 2004



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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The type of people whose houses smell no different from the Wal-Marts they frequent.

That isn't a value judgment, it's just a straight observation.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Tim Allen, Kelsey Grammer, and Stephen Baldwin.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
me and jontron

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I liked The Santa Clause as a kid. Whenever id hangout with my friend and his friend i didnt like would call to hang out he'd say we were watching The Santa Clause and he wouldnt come over bc he hated that movie, ty Time Allen.

We used to tell the kid we didn’t like that we were watching the Casper movie because he’d never seen it and thought it would be scary.

Sometimes if he was round and you wanted him to leave you’d just have to take the vhs out of the case and he’d immediately run full pelt out of your house.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I'll rep for Big Trouble, as I am one of maybe three people on the planet who like it.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I like the one where he finds out he has a kid who was raised by a super stereotypical island or African tribe and then he brings him back to America where hi-jinx ensue.

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
I've got a Wild Hog right here for ya

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Rasta_Al posted:

I dare anyone to sit through a full season of Home Improvement in tyool 2018. It’s practically impossible

I just tried this for funsies.

You were right. Holy gently caress, that poo poo was painful. I watched it in the 90s and I don't remember it being this awful.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I saw one where he pretended to be Amish with Kirstie Alley to escape the IRS.

A true popcorn classic.

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Ehud posted:

I like the one where he finds out he has a kid who was raised by a super stereotypical island or African tribe and then he brings him back to America where hi-jinx ensue.

Your thinking of The Blind Side which did not have Tim Allen

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Rasta_Al posted:

I dare anyone to sit through a full season of Home Improvement in tyool 2018. It’s practically impossible

tim the tyool man taylor

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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His best moves is candyman

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
the santa claus was a good movie, i like when they see the polar bears

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I like the part where tom hanks drives them straight to a coca cola commercial

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