eonwe posted:

i dont know what happened to the old trump thread and i dont want to know because every time something like this happens its usually weird, gross, embarrassing, illegal, or usually all of the above

Schnorkles posted:

i mainly associate it with rambling about polls and health care policy in the background while everyone dances around me throwing feces

That DICK! posted:

hey guys - here's a great "i remembered a trump thing" moment - remember when trump was getting interviewed in the oval office and the reporter quoted some nixon quote or whatever about the room not having any corners to hide in and trump went on a long stupid rant about the existence of corners

Addamere posted:

im the idiot posting in the trump thread

Addamere posted:

how come in star trek and star wars the -ites come from the planet -Prime and the -ans come from the planet -us or -or, but humans still come from someplace else entirely

like the tellarites are from tellar prime the mon calamari are from mon cala the bajorans are from bajor but humans nope they are from earth or coruscant or whatever

how come we dont call earth human prime or call our race earthans

alnilam posted:

your not real,

SKULL.GIF posted:

no warming, no warming, you're the warming

https://twitter.com/breakingweather/status/966080297321353217

punchymcpunch posted:

what happened, a murder photoshop?

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/966082682374578181

Bearjew posted:

How does Toomey get reelected in PA

Woodchip posted:

don’t push that in here man.

Duscat posted:

yeah i think the 46k is just facebook ads that facebook admits to

the troll factory must have cost twice that much every month

Sir Tonk posted:

lmao lowtax got banned from twitter again

Epic High Five posted:

lol not even close

jerry seinfel posted:

video sucks. it's the most annoying loving thing.

hey, you wanna know how to do this simple thing? watch this 5 minute video instead of me writing a paragraph! engagement! positive reacts only!

Good soup! posted:

lmao yes please continue attacking school shooting survivors, im sure that will help the completely a-ok outlook for republican voters in the coming years

GobiasIndustries posted:

goddamnit
https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/966331897457426434

PostNouveau posted:

Love to use my crisis actors on crises like a bodysurfer fighting with a lifeguard.

I know a lot of these conspiracy people are just dipshits looking for a way to justify their lovely beliefs. Are some of them suffering from that Truman Show delusion where they think everything everywhere is staged?

I did a thing posted:

is Culture worth reading?

I did a thing posted:

euphronius posted:

that's why revelation space is good

writer purposely put in characters who acted like humans and no autistic teenage male fantasies

a helpful bear posted:

i remember when leo laporte was trying to make people say something other than POD casting then it came out that he was a huge rear end in a top hat and womanizer and now he's in the toilet (he was never out of the toilet lol)

zegermans posted:

the concept of womanizing is steeped in power differential

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

I disagree with tayne, I don't think anybody should gently caress kids, or rape any one, or use sex to degrade and control someone

euphronius posted:

they did an entire episode about why Hurley was still fat on the island

quote:

Gurgeh stared at the space chess. He considered moving the space king over to the space rook, but then he didn't. Instead, he moved it to the right. He nodded. The robot flew over, and said something bitchy. Gurgeh chuckled, then sighed. "Robot," he said, "please fly away." The robot made a light from his head and then he flew away.

Gurgeh stared at the board. He reflected that the best games were the games that were so hard. And that what this game was. Where would he move the space piece next?

"Well, Gurgeh!" harrumphed the space alien. "Perhaps now you see that the game is so hard?" Gurgeh nodded. The game was so hard. That night, he thought about the space board. He glanded a drug that made the game less hard, but even then, it was still so hard. Gurgeh was immortal and rich, but still he didn't want to lose, because it would be better to win. But the game was so hard.

The robot flew over. "Gurgeh!" said the robot. If you don't win, there will be a space murder, and maybe a space rape!" Gurgeh was appalled. "I must win the space game," he said. He sighed.

The next day, the alien bragged: "I will win the space game! I am the best at winning the space game!" Gurgeh sighed. But then Gurgeh saw what he would do: instead of moving the space piece to the left, he would move it forward. The alien was so surprised. "But... but the game is supposed to be so hard!" But Gurgeh was very smart. He moved the piece again, and in a way that was so smart.

"NOOOOO," shouted the space alien. Gurgeh had made the best move. He had made the best space move. The robot congratulated him, and the girl wanted to have sex with him. "Well," thought Gurgeh, "I will have sex with her. I am, after all... THE PLAYER OF GAMES."

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

I'm learning all sorts of effective rhetorical strategies in these dark times

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Hey, remember when the memo was going to put Hillary and Obama behind bars with undeniable proof of underground satanic pedophile sex dungeons?


That was cool, right?

juche avocado posted:

i now have enough muscle to almost bend my ribcage flat (birth defect) lol why didnt i start working out in high school (I know why lol) TRUMP

(yesterday, we found out about my culture-vacuum high school inspiring yet another almost mass-shooter lol)

lol trump

juche avocado posted:

im +1 cup of coffee more than normal caffeinated but besides that yes

that dog owns

Squizzle posted:

iks arent mods

euphronius posted:

also white supremacy has like everything shifted and evolved over he years so things like David Clark and netanHyu make sense now

euphronius posted:

did he think to like say "who is there?"