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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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i thinkit's good that we finally have a thred to discuss trump and this is the first one we have ever had

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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https://twitter.com/nathanTbernard/status/966067215417126915

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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The final moments of the Civil War don't get enough teaching in school these days

INT - CIVIL WAR TENT - GETTYSBURG

SOLDIER
General Lee, what are your commands?

GENERAL LEE
[pulling up his trousers and fastening the belt]
Hold on one second will you son?

SOLDIER
Yes sir

GENERAL LEE
Reaches into the chamber pot where he just took a pretty slippery poo poo and pulls out a big glop of turd
Now, it seems to me
Stops to take a bite of the turd
The union is well fortified up on yonder hill, and they have cannons

SOLDIER
Yes sir

GENERAL LEE
So what's the best way continues eating poo poo to fight cannons? More cannons.

SOLDIER
Yes sir

GENERAL LEE
So, let's announce our location with a huge fusillade of cannon fire into their well fortified position so they know where we are and if we're lucky maybe we'll hit a few of them instead of trees finishes most of the turd and pulls down pants

SOLDIER
That seems wise sir

GENERAL LEE
starts masturbating his dick with his poo poo-covered hand Then let's march out in an open field for like a mile or something in full view of their artillery. That oughtta win the war, right?

SOLDIER
I'll communicate your orders to the line sir!

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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https://twitter.com/Shawnfor63/status/966078941311242241

all the replies are saying fire him

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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This one is not that big of a deal, sadly. This is the race where the republican running is the wife of the cult leader who raped a kid and then blew his brains out. If she loses it's just a sign that Bullitt County isn't completely hosed.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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Kentucky vote counting - VERY PROFESSIONAL

https://twitter.com/SharonWAVE3/status/966099733633630209

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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freckle posted:

johnson is the widow of the pedo who shot himself right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t8Uf_SRqxE&t=5787s

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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https://twitter.com/SharonWAVE3/status/966107846873141249

pedowife lost

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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https://twitter.com/DKElections/status/966108747201437696

there's a lot of nuance and reasons why, but I am perfectly okay with this headline making people poo poo themselves

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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Nichael posted:

"The Jew has been drinking our blood for millennia."

:yikes:

poo poo who was giving this speech billy graham?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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https://twitter.com/JamieOGrady/status/966376193871183872

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/966372752772026369

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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*taking a deep long breath of air inside a garbage truck* mmmmmmm, sustainable

https://twitter.com/foxjust/status/966375495733579776

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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quote:

Urological experts were hired by both the college and the doctor’s defence team to chemically induce erections in Kunynetz and then simulate patient examinations to determine if indeed his penis could be felt against a patient’s leg.

After conflicting results from the two experts and after consulting photographic evidence from one of the procedures, the discipline panel could only conclude “that the impossibility of contact between the doctor’s penis and a patient’s skin (through clothing) was not established.”

But what the panel did find was that it was not impossible, and that there was contact between the patients “and that part of Dr. Kunynetz’s lower abdomen at the level of his pelvis, and that the patients were distressed by this.” That part is known as an abdominal panniculus, or “abdominal fat pad.”

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2018/02/20/doctor-who-denied-sex-abuse-by-saying-his-belly-was-too-big-loses-licence.html

this was canada, so i can't at least say lol america is hosed up, but lol north america is hosed up

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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Nonsense posted:

lol that chud CNN interviewed is getting owned online

https://twitter.com/WamsuttaLives/status/966337964312809473

I love this and unironically love that people are just straight up telling old hag bitch baby boomers to go gently caress themselves.

They're bullies at heart and, like all bullies, they deep down hate themselves, so if we can gently caress up their self esteem enough that they're afraid to get out of their double wide to vote, it's a victory.

Every white person between the ages of 45 and 75 who desperately wants to switch to a completely merit based society or a caste system doesn't realise that if we did, they'd be the untouchables.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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Nonsense posted:

lol that chud CNN interviewed is getting owned online

https://twitter.com/WamsuttaLives/status/966337964312809473



the day i get the email about this imma buy a bucket o shrimp

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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https://twitter.com/edatpost/status/966784751444033536

surely thisll matter

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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holllly poo poo 32 counts

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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uh am i missing something because im pretty sure ms13 is not from el salvador

is this another case of the last person talking to turmp convincing him of something like how he briefly believed all terrorists were from qatar?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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i legit hope nafta and obamcare both die

neither are perfect and both are blamed for all sorts of economic woes, but the economy/healthcare without them would be catastrophic

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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https://twitter.com/joesonka/status/967013521425870848

this is gonna get extremely fun

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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Blatzmobile posted:

Please reveal that Duke is dirty as poo poo.

no poo poo but also, everyone is:

https://twitter.com/anglin41/status/967026645126340608

I used to work in college sports. This is... not at all surprising in the least. Also, I'm glad I finally left college sports, because it is a loving scum business from top to bottom and I get paid double what I used to make in it for doing less awful poo poo.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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https://twitter.com/ellieshechet/status/966792913278599168

did we discuss beefcrabs

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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i was just thinking - lance armstrong got cancer and won the tour de france or whatever right

but did he maybe develop cancer because he injected himself with he own pee

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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https://twitter.com/mikespiesnyc/status/967002101661536256

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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quote:

[Marion] Hammer is the National Rifle Association’s Florida lobbyist. At seventy-eight years old, she is nearing four decades as the most influential gun lobbyist in the United States. Her policies have elevated Florida’s gun owners to a uniquely privileged status, and made the public carrying of firearms a fact of daily life in the state. Daley was referring to a law that Hammer worked to enact in 2011, during Governor Rick Scott’s first year in office. The statute punishes local officials who attempt to establish gun regulations stricter than those imposed at the state level. Officials can be fined thousands of dollars and removed from office.

Legal papers filed by the N.R.A. assert that the organization was “deeply involved in advocating” for the legislation. Hammer oversaw its development. When government policy analysts suggested even minor adjustments to the bill’s language, they made sure to receive Hammer’s approval. In an e-mail to Hammer about three draft amendments, an analyst wrote, “Marion, I’ve spoken with you about the first one,” and went on to note that a different staffer “said she’d spoken with you about the others.” The e-mail concluded, “Let me know what you think.” The amendments addressed matters such as where fines should be deposited.

The sponsor of the bill was Matt Gaetz, at the time a twenty-eight-year-old Republican state representative. “That’s the sequence of how each piece is done,” Representative Dennis Baxley, a close ally of Hammer, told me. On bills that he sponsors, he said, “she works on it with the analyst. Then I look it over and file it. I’m not picky on the details.” (Gaetz acknowledges that Hammer was a “significant contributor” to his bill but denies that she oversaw its drafting.)

From that New Yorker piece. Basically the NRA writes law in Florida, which isn't surprising at all, and everyone knows that's how it works.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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https://twitter.com/schwanksta/status/967018224314474497

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Dec 12, 2005

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eonwe posted:

ok im about to go into the courtroom. the next time im in this thread i will be divorced lmao.

best move you can ever make

marriage is bullshit and having kids is stupid, we only got 80 years left on this planet, don't screw around with traditional bullshit for them

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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Following up on that New Yorker piece, and why Florida is specifically, extremely hosed.

https://twitter.com/crampell/status/967039120060178432

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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https://twitter.com/AJFrancis410/status/967043038592884736

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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lololololol

https://twitter.com/MissouriGOP/status/967064144766816257

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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(((George Soros Groups)))

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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goddamn why are middle aged white people so loving confident all the time

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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TRUMP: Seppuku is for libtards

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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quote:

Rep. Nate Walker, a Kirksville Republican, called news of the indictment “tragic for the state of Missouri.”

“I think it’s tragic for Gov. Greitens and his family,” Walker said. “I find no joy in it, but sometimes people have to be held accountable for their actions.”

http://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article201655974.html#storylink=cpy

You know, sometimes.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/967064414607368198

Won't someone please think of the children.... and how they're loving CUNTS!

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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https://twitter.com/Hell_Week/status/967064579464417281

meme game status: on piont

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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https://twitter.com/NHL/status/967082959730827264

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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there's always one:

https://twitter.com/Pickle8182/status/967084004787785728

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

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You loving idiots want to ban this deadly rifle but look at all these other deadly rifles, should we ban them too?

*crowd erupts into cheers*



https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/967065099394605056

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojXP5vNGvLs&t=32s

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