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i thinkit's good that we finally have a thred to discuss trump and this is the first one we have ever had
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 20:27 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 20:48 |
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https://twitter.com/nathanTbernard/status/966067215417126915
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 23:21 |
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The final moments of the Civil War don't get enough teaching in school these days INT - CIVIL WAR TENT - GETTYSBURG SOLDIER General Lee, what are your commands? GENERAL LEE [pulling up his trousers and fastening the belt] Hold on one second will you son? SOLDIER Yes sir GENERAL LEE Reaches into the chamber pot where he just took a pretty slippery poo poo and pulls out a big glop of turd Now, it seems to me Stops to take a bite of the turd The union is well fortified up on yonder hill, and they have cannons SOLDIER Yes sir GENERAL LEE So what's the best way continues eating poo poo to fight cannons? More cannons. SOLDIER Yes sir GENERAL LEE So, let's announce our location with a huge fusillade of cannon fire into their well fortified position so they know where we are and if we're lucky maybe we'll hit a few of them instead of trees finishes most of the turd and pulls down pants SOLDIER That seems wise sir GENERAL LEE starts masturbating his dick with his poo poo-covered hand Then let's march out in an open field for like a mile or something in full view of their artillery. That oughtta win the war, right? SOLDIER I'll communicate your orders to the line sir!
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 23:38 |
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https://twitter.com/Shawnfor63/status/966078941311242241 all the replies are saying fire him
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 23:44 |
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This one is not that big of a deal, sadly. This is the race where the republican running is the wife of the cult leader who raped a kid and then blew his brains out. If she loses it's just a sign that Bullitt County isn't completely hosed.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 01:23 |
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Kentucky vote counting - VERY PROFESSIONAL https://twitter.com/SharonWAVE3/status/966099733633630209
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 01:24 |
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freckle posted:johnson is the widow of the pedo who shot himself right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t8Uf_SRqxE&t=5787s
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 01:32 |
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https://twitter.com/SharonWAVE3/status/966107846873141249 pedowife lost
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 01:33 |
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https://twitter.com/DKElections/status/966108747201437696 there's a lot of nuance and reasons why, but I am perfectly okay with this headline making people poo poo themselves
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 01:54 |
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Nichael posted:"The Jew has been drinking our blood for millennia." poo poo who was giving this speech billy graham?
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 19:26 |
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https://twitter.com/JamieOGrady/status/966376193871183872
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 19:28 |
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https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/966372752772026369
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 19:36 |
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*taking a deep long breath of air inside a garbage truck* mmmmmmm, sustainable https://twitter.com/foxjust/status/966375495733579776
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 19:49 |
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quote:Urological experts were hired by both the college and the doctor’s defence team to chemically induce erections in Kunynetz and then simulate patient examinations to determine if indeed his penis could be felt against a patient’s leg. https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2018/02/20/doctor-who-denied-sex-abuse-by-saying-his-belly-was-too-big-loses-licence.html this was canada, so i can't at least say lol america is hosed up, but lol north america is hosed up
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 22:55 |
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Nonsense posted:lol that chud CNN interviewed is getting owned online I love this and unironically love that people are just straight up telling old hag bitch baby boomers to go gently caress themselves. They're bullies at heart and, like all bullies, they deep down hate themselves, so if we can gently caress up their self esteem enough that they're afraid to get out of their double wide to vote, it's a victory. Every white person between the ages of 45 and 75 who desperately wants to switch to a completely merit based society or a caste system doesn't realise that if we did, they'd be the untouchables.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 01:13 |
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Nonsense posted:lol that chud CNN interviewed is getting owned online the day i get the email about this imma buy a bucket o shrimp
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 01:21 |
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https://twitter.com/edatpost/status/966784751444033536 surely thisll matter
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 22:24 |
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holllly poo poo 32 counts
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 22:39 |
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uh am i missing something because im pretty sure ms13 is not from el salvador is this another case of the last person talking to turmp convincing him of something like how he briefly believed all terrorists were from qatar?
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 13:03 |
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i legit hope nafta and obamcare both die neither are perfect and both are blamed for all sorts of economic woes, but the economy/healthcare without them would be catastrophic
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 13:14 |
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https://twitter.com/joesonka/status/967013521425870848 this is gonna get extremely fun
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 13:31 |
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Blatzmobile posted:Please reveal that Duke is dirty as poo poo. no poo poo but also, everyone is: https://twitter.com/anglin41/status/967026645126340608 I used to work in college sports. This is... not at all surprising in the least. Also, I'm glad I finally left college sports, because it is a loving scum business from top to bottom and I get paid double what I used to make in it for doing less awful poo poo.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 14:31 |
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https://twitter.com/ellieshechet/status/966792913278599168 did we discuss beefcrabs
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 14:34 |
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i was just thinking - lance armstrong got cancer and won the tour de france or whatever right but did he maybe develop cancer because he injected himself with he own pee
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 14:45 |
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https://twitter.com/mikespiesnyc/status/967002101661536256
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 14:46 |
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quote:[Marion] Hammer is the National Rifle Association’s Florida lobbyist. At seventy-eight years old, she is nearing four decades as the most influential gun lobbyist in the United States. Her policies have elevated Florida’s gun owners to a uniquely privileged status, and made the public carrying of firearms a fact of daily life in the state. Daley was referring to a law that Hammer worked to enact in 2011, during Governor Rick Scott’s first year in office. The statute punishes local officials who attempt to establish gun regulations stricter than those imposed at the state level. Officials can be fined thousands of dollars and removed from office. From that New Yorker piece. Basically the NRA writes law in Florida, which isn't surprising at all, and everyone knows that's how it works.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 14:53 |
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https://twitter.com/schwanksta/status/967018224314474497
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 15:02 |
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eonwe posted:ok im about to go into the courtroom. the next time im in this thread i will be divorced lmao. best move you can ever make marriage is bullshit and having kids is stupid, we only got 80 years left on this planet, don't screw around with traditional bullshit for them
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 15:06 |
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Following up on that New Yorker piece, and why Florida is specifically, extremely hosed. https://twitter.com/crampell/status/967039120060178432
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 15:18 |
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https://twitter.com/AJFrancis410/status/967043038592884736
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 15:28 |
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lololololol https://twitter.com/MissouriGOP/status/967064144766816257
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 17:24 |
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(((George Soros Groups)))
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 17:28 |
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goddamn why are middle aged white people so loving confident all the time
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 17:38 |
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TRUMP: Seppuku is for libtards
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 17:43 |
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quote:Rep. Nate Walker, a Kirksville Republican, called news of the indictment “tragic for the state of Missouri.” http://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article201655974.html#storylink=cpy You know, sometimes.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 17:52 |
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https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/967064414607368198 Won't someone please think of the children.... and how they're loving CUNTS!
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 17:54 |
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https://twitter.com/Hell_Week/status/967064579464417281 meme game status: on piont
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 17:56 |
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https://twitter.com/NHL/status/967082959730827264
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 18:09 |
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there's always one: https://twitter.com/Pickle8182/status/967084004787785728
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 18:10 |
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You loving idiots want to ban this deadly rifle but look at all these other deadly rifles, should we ban them too? *crowd erupts into cheers* https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/967065099394605056 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojXP5vNGvLs&t=32s
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