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Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Welp, it appears I need to do a Let's Play of some kind of weird rear end game as punishment for being a Russian spy. Choose my adventure:

Dream Daddy, in which I must choose a single father to woo
http://store.steampowered.com/app/654880/Dream_Daddy_A_Dad_Dating_Simulator/

Hatoful Boyfriend, which is similar except in a high school for birds?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/310080/Hatoful_Boyfriend/

Shark Dating Sim. This should hopefully require little explanation
http://store.steampowered.com/app/666020/Shark_Dating_Simulator_XL/


edit: I'm not a bitch but I am retarded and missed the Add Poll option.

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Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Voting sharks.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
voting birds, sharks suck

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
No poll? Epic fail FTL

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Find the Dreamiest Daddy

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Voting birds in this not poll

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Hatoful Boyfriend all the way

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
I would say your own life but there wouldn't be enough content for a post, let alone a thread.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Voting birds, surprisingly enough.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
any leisure suit larry game should do :smugdon:

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Detective Thompson posted:

I would say your own life but there wouldn't be enough content for a post, let alone a thread.

Rude, but true.

So far it looks like I'm going to be trying to gently caress a bird, but I'm leaving the voting open for another 12 hours or so.

Jokers Gamble
May 31, 2013
Find you a nice Daddy. You deserve it.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Lets Play of Dream Daddy and Hatoful Boyfriend are already avaliable. I am curious about sharks.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Terrible Robot posted:

Rude, but true.

So far it looks like I'm going to be trying to gently caress a bird, but I'm leaving the voting open for another 12 hours or so.

gently caress the god drat bird

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Dream Daddy. Be the family man.

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
+1 for Sharks

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Birds

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

I can step outside and gently caress a bird or some daddy, but I got to drive like half a day to gently caress a shark, so my vote remains shark.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
The man makes a good argument for shark. I change my vote to smooth skin shark loving

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
The other games are actually decently make, go gently caress some sharks

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Shark Dating Sim!

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Remember, this is punishment for being a filthy commie Soviet.

KirbyKhan posted:

Lets Play of Dream Daddy and Hatoful Boyfriend are already avaliable. I am curious about sharks.


Terrible Robot, channel your inner West Side Story and date a shark.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Shark

subterfudge
Aug 5, 2015
Doki Doki Literature Club

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

subterfudge posted:

Doki Doki Literature Club

I already know what happens in that game.

Sharks appear to be giving Birds a run for their money. Couple more hours of voting to go.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Terrible Robot posted:

I already know what happens in that game.

Sharks appear to be giving Birds a run for their money. Couple more hours of voting to go.

Shark!

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender
Important reading prior to erotic elasmobranch escapades: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
My uncle who works at Nintendo told me he wants you to play Sharks

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Shark bait broo ha ha

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
lol 5’d

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Shaaark!

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Shark

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
:coolfish:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Man I was hoping for the dreamiest daddy but it looks like sharks win.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Doki Doki Shark Club

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

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