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May I recommend these additions to further imply high intelligence? - Pipe in hand - Standing with one foot resting on a higher surface. Perhaps an ottoman. - A large globe in the photo. Perhaps your non-pipe holding hand could be resting on it. - Slightly upturned face, a friendly but slightly smug look - A dutiful hound or other hunting dog breed sitting on a pelt of some kind, like a bear or tiger. - Fireplace |
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Feb 26, 2018 18:54
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vanisher posted:May I recommend these additions to further imply high intelligence? the globe seems like a good idea, you know someone does a lot of smart thinking stuff when they need to consult a globe ---------------- |
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Feb 26, 2018 18:58
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Oh you have a degree in biology? That's cute. This book here contains all the world's knowledge on biology, and I've memorized it all. *gesture's towards Sun Tzu's The Art of War.
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Feb 26, 2018 19:01
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My pic is me sitting in a very uncomfortable and confused Stephen Hawking's lap, in my hand is the iconic photo of Einstein sticking his tongue out. Neil DeGrasse Tyson is standing off to the side, a disapproving look on his face, a scowl even- as he is grudgingly handing me something. It's a Nobel Peace Prize, engineered into a bong...
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Feb 26, 2018 19:09
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this photograph, in which I am dressed like a downton abbey extra and posed like lee chaolan from tekken, will save my online dating profile
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Feb 26, 2018 19:26
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My pic is like a Gor book cover. Me in loin cloth with heavy gold metal belt, muscles rippling under my skin as I hoist a heavy sword into the air over my head. Wind whips my long flowing locks, and a scantly-clad fire headed woman in chain mail bikini with gold edging wraps herself around one of my legs. A purring black tiger sits to my other side. Probably books in the background IDK
OMGVBFLOL posted:if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything   Thank you deep dish peat moss! |
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Feb 26, 2018 19:29
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looking at my photograph, you may have noticed my hand resting thoughtfully on my chin. I say thoughtfully because this gesture is a reference to the famous statue "the thinker" (a miniature version of this statue is also in the photograph)
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Feb 26, 2018 19:30
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zoom... enhance... *the book titles become clear, it's leather bound editions of the very hungry caterpillar, the biggest sandwich ever, and a few more adult titles like where the sidewalk ends, maniac mcgee, a wrinkle in time...* |
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Feb 26, 2018 19:34
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It wasn’t easy obtaining this massive collection of literature. I owe most of it to non-aggressive school libraries and Goodwill’s “97 books for 79 cents” sale. |
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Feb 26, 2018 19:42
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half-visible chalkboard behind me filled with crossed-out expressions such as E=MC3 and F=MC2
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Feb 26, 2018 19:43
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My hunting dog has memorized every aspect of your field of study. Its all contained in one of the leather bound tomes behind me. Its a shame you haven't studied dog behavior and communication as I have, as I'm fairly certain he could help you more fully understand the topic. |
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Feb 26, 2018 19:50
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Thousands of Kindles are displayed behind me. Each one represents the digital copy of a book that I own. I actually only have one Kindle, but I read a thing or twenty about Photoshop and now anything is possible for an intellectual such as myself. |
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Feb 26, 2018 19:57
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Hello, it's me. The Most Educated Man in the World. Behind me is a collection of the most sought-after tomes of lost, secret knowledge. I've read them all. Twice. Some, perhaps more than that... but I digress. The singular-most treasured tome that I possess, the one in my hands even now, in fact- is none other than the one I self-identify with. *the lights go out, growls and sounds akin to the stretching of rubber and old leather erupt, along with an at first human; then horrifically inhuman cries and yelps of pain yell out* You see, I *AM* the Monster at the End of the Book, and I am proud to be me! Grover has now joined your group! |
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Your fancy sports car doesn’t have cup holders? lmao me neither. my sports car has shelves |
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Feb 26, 2018 20:03
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standing in fromnt of an empty bookshelf to show that i dont need anybody to tell me what to think
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Feb 26, 2018 20:10
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standing behind the bookshelf and parting some of the books to say peek a boo thru the gap |
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Feb 26, 2018 20:12
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beer pal posted:standing in fromnt of an empty bookshelf to show that i dont need anybody to tell me what to think holding a whip above a pile of cowering books |
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Feb 26, 2018 20:14
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little munchkin posted:the globe seems like a good idea, you know someone does a lot of smart thinking stuff when they need to consult a globe on the contrary i take my pictures with an blank wall behind me, that way they know that all the books and the globe are in my mind ---------------- |
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Feb 26, 2018 20:20
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beer pal posted:standing in fromnt of an empty bookshelf to show that i dont need anybody to tell me what to think gently caress. ---------------- |
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Feb 26, 2018 20:21
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Feb 26, 2018 20:24
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All of the books behind me are written about me or written by me, they all have my picture on the cover, and the covers are all facing the camera. The look on my face is disinterested, as if I had somewhere else to be. The library is of course named after me, and it is obviously in the academy that is named after me. The curricula is tailored around me, focusing on my life's achievements and giving extra credit for any disciplines that focus on my life for any student wise enough to pursue me as thier course of study. I have always been a humble man. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 26, 2018 20:27
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My dog takes a photo so you'll know he's smart. Behind him is a full bowl of dog food, showing that he has mastered self control. |
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Feb 26, 2018 20:37
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My dog, next to a globe, looking like a genius |
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Feb 26, 2018 20:38
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Picture of my globes in front of books, followed by a picture of myself in front of my globes, and then a picture of my bongs in front of me. |
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Feb 26, 2018 20:44
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Mmm yes, I see you're admiring my many leatherbound books. But, did you know? I also have a collection of Leatherbound chairs Leatherbound reading glasses Leatherbound wool smoking jackets Leatherbound exotic hairless cats Leatherbound Markiplier Plush Dolls Leatherbound minecraft figurines (very rare) Leatherbound swimming pools (failed proof-of-concept by ikea, invaluable by monetary standards) Leatherbound Elvis Presley's Ghos- Oh, I say, you seem to have gotten lost in the Pipe Labyrinth. Beware the houndstooth minotaur!
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Feb 26, 2018 22:15
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tired: having a dog that poses for photographs with you on top of a tiger or lion or bear skin wired: having a tiger or lion or bear that poses for photographs with you |
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Feb 26, 2018 23:04
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having my picture taken with books behind me so I can prove they make funny faces at me when I'm not looking |
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Feb 26, 2018 23:11
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*me standing in a a large empty room filled with bare book shelves* I memorized this entire library of books and then physically consumed them all. I am the Human Bookworm! |
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Feb 27, 2018 00:48
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cda posted:Having my picture taken by a MENSA member Having my picture taken with a MENSA member lying obediently on a bear or tiger pelt on the floor |
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Feb 27, 2018 00:52
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Having my picture taken by a bear that's a MENSA member next to a tiger that's also a MENSA member while getting a tattoo that says "MENSA" |
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getting og to make a cave painting of me with a wheel and fire depicted prominently in the background |
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Feb 27, 2018 01:00
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Manifisto posted:getting og to make a cave painting of me with a wheel and fire depicted prominently in the background yes I realize I'm totally ripping off the goldmined thread that al posted oh well I guess the byob lawyers can come sue me
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Feb 27, 2018 01:01
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having my picture taken with my rapsheet behind me so you know I'm a byob poster |
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Feb 27, 2018 01:08
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I take my own picture with a selfie stick oh what you think that's trashy and non intellectual? well guess what philistine I'm also wearing a T-shirt that says "Obama's selfie stick" and has an arrow pointing towards the selfie stick ---------------- |
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Feb 27, 2018 02:08
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Having my picture taken with the factory behind me that makes Smarties with my bookie |
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Feb 27, 2018 02:56
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You keep your books on shelfs? How quaint. I keep my books in giant vats guess I'm just more geniusly than you 
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Koishi Komeiji posted:You keep your books on shelfs? How quaint. I keep my books in giant vats guess I'm just more geniusly than you  how else is a brain in a jar gonna read them?
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