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City of Glompton

I'll have any or possibly all of the above things as part of my photo shoot, but I'll be wearing a cravat.

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# ? Feb 27, 2018 04:18

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# ? May 2, 2024 11:27

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Picture in front massive empty shelves with a single leather bound kudo displaying an e-ink image of an antique globe.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 08:43

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
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Getting my IQ tattooed on my forehead so I don't have to keep all these dumb books around in case someone wants a picture.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 13:30

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posing for my centerfold; i am workboy's workmate of the year 2017. my husband send hugh a picture of me in front of tomes on local Missouri flora + fauna and well, here i am today

# ? Feb 27, 2018 14:03

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intrepid explorers daring to spend the night in my haunted mansion, they pull on all my encyclopedia sets to reveal hidden passages, instead revealing my hidden cache of archie comics (vg+)

# ? Feb 27, 2018 14:15

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

Getting chased out of the library because flash photography is not allowed

# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:18

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

i'm having pictures taken with boots behind me so you know i work at the rental counter at the ski slope and can get you discounted lift tickets on my days off

# ? Feb 28, 2018 03:22

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Picture of me with a picture of a guy with books behind him behind me implying that I know a smart person.

# ? Feb 28, 2018 03:25

cda: by Hand Knit

I'm going to stand an encylopedia up so you can see it's an encylopedia, then I'm going to lean my elbow on it and put my hand on my chin so you can tell I'm thinking about the encyclopedia, then I will Photoshop in a thought bubble that says "I can read this encyclopedia, but I don't need to because I already know everything which is in it" so that you will know I'm good at Photoshop too

# ? Feb 28, 2018 03:32

Manifisto

HotSoapyBeard posted:

Getting my IQ tattooed on my forehead so I don't have to keep all these dumb books around in case someone wants a picture.

something something fivehead

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 28, 2018 03:37

little munchkin

cda posted:

I'm going to stand an encylopedia up so you can see it's an encylopedia, then I'm going to lean my elbow on it and put my hand on my chin so you can tell I'm thinking about the encyclopedia, then I will Photoshop in a thought bubble that says "I can read this encyclopedia, but I don't need to because I already know everything which is in it" so that you will know I'm good at Photoshop too

i think about encyclopedias pretty often

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# ? Feb 28, 2018 04:24

beer pal

a picture ofme reading a book, but the book is upside down and im scratching my head and my head is cocked to one side and ive got a real dumb guy face on and my shirt is buttoned up wrong

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Feb 28, 2018 06:34

joke_explainer

having my picture taken with bridges behind me so you know i'm capable of getting over rivers

# ? Feb 28, 2018 07:12

joke_explainer

dang. not every post is a winner. sorry guys

# ? Feb 28, 2018 07:12

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

joke_explainer posted:

having my picture taken with bridges behind me so you know i'm capable of getting over rivers

it's a good post!

# ? Feb 28, 2018 07:24

cda: by Hand Knit

beer pal posted:

a picture ofme reading a book, but the book is upside down and im scratching my head and my head is cocked to one side and ive got a real dumb guy face on and my shirt is buttoned up wrong

I'm just going to turn the picture over so you can read the book. Smart.

# ? Feb 28, 2018 11:41

Koishi Komeiji

HotSoapyBeard posted:

Getting my IQ tattooed on my forehead so I don't have to keep all these dumb books around in case someone wants a picture.

Same, but I'm also huffing a lot of paint so that I can get it to be 69. If that doesn't make sense to you sorry my sense of humor requires a high IQ and you're probably not smart enough to get the joke :smug:

# ? Feb 28, 2018 21:35

Manifisto

joke_explainer posted:

having my picture taken with bridges behind me so you know i'm capable of getting over rivers

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 28, 2018 21:41

Peg Sliderskew

Having a picture taken with all of my posts hanging behind me on canvases in an art gallery so you know I'm a great poster. My self deprecating yet condescending smile masks my inner turmoil as I hope no one will notice one of the pictures says "having my picture taken with bridges behind me so you know i'm capable of getting over rivers".

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# ? Mar 1, 2018 14:02

Twenty Four

*Tries to think of the coolest thing I can think of as a background to show how cool I am*

*Prints out a bunch of pictures of myself and hangs them up as a backdrop for having my picture taken*

# ? Mar 1, 2018 14:12

LawfulWaffle: Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

I paid $20,000 for someone to remove all my stupid loving books and bookcases and replace them with a word cloud of all the books I owned. Only the guy didn't parse titles as strings so there's a big THE in the middle of my wall surrounded by slightly less big A, OF, AND, and OR, with less popular words fanning out. After excitedly cracking open the cover of my first printed hardcover, I see that my author's picture, of me in front of my expensive word cloud, has the word "DICK" right next to my smiling mouth.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 14:41

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joke_explainer posted:

dang. not every post is a winner. sorry guys

Any post by you is a winner

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# ? Mar 1, 2018 15:09

wearing a lampshade

A picture of me in front of a painting of me so you understand that the artist did not embellish any of my beauty.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 16:24

cda: by Hand Knit

hockey jockey posted:

Having a picture taken with all of my posts hanging behind me on canvases in an art gallery so you know I'm a great poster. My self deprecating yet condescending smile masks my inner turmoil as I hope no one will notice one of the pictures says "having my picture taken with bridges behind me so you know i'm capable of getting over rivers".

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# ? Mar 1, 2018 16:28

Manifisto

having my picture taken with a bunch of chuck tingle books in the background so you think I'm clever and ironically self-aware rather than just into gay porn

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 1, 2018 16:48

LawfulWaffle: Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Me, standing in front of a wall of mostly bare bookcases. Only one shelf is occupied, and it's packed with all 34 books of John Norman's Gor series. I'm smiling and also naked.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 18:04

take the moon: by sebmojo

having my picture taken naked behind a huge mound of clothes so you know im incapable of dressing myself

# ? Mar 1, 2018 18:21

I Dunno

Taking a picture in front of books so that I look like an idiot who wandered into a library on accident.

OR

Taking a picture in front of books WHILE WEARING GLASSES so that I look like an idiot who wandered into a library on purpose.

:smugbert:

# ? Mar 3, 2018 01:18

alnilam

pic of me

# ? Mar 3, 2018 01:29

krampster2

i have two kindles glued together back to back. one to read with, and the other to display the book cover so people on the subway know i'm into some pretty clever stuff

# ? Mar 3, 2018 11:59

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

alnilam posted:

pic of me

Poor Mick- all he wanted to do is train Rocky how to read- now he's got all the time in the world

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# ? Mar 3, 2018 13:52

BIRDCON 2017

i point my finger towards my brain in all of my photos. that's where my smart is.

# ? Mar 3, 2018 15:34

Manifisto

krampster2 posted:

i have two kindles glued together back to back. one to read with, and the other to display the book cover so people on the subway know i'm into some pretty clever stuff

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 3, 2018 16:28

Manifisto

BIRDCON 2017 posted:

i point my finger towards my brain in all of my photos. that's where my smart is.

mri machine? what mri ma--oh, that mri machine. *chuckles* sometimes I forget it's there. sorry if the extremely fast beeping bothers you, the doctors say my unusually high brain activity levels can't really be slowed down much

# ? Mar 3, 2018 16:32

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

(I take a thousand pictures of myself in front of my books)
me: "hmm... something's not quite right... aha!"
(I remove a book from the shelf and place it in the trash, then proceed to take a thousand more pictures. We see, in the wastebasket, the discarded book's title: "The Myth of Narcissus")

blaise rascal fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Mar 3, 2018

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Mar 3, 2018 18:28

take the moon: by sebmojo

wearing a giant book costume with boxes upon boxes of smarties behind me

# ? Mar 3, 2018 19:03

Farecoal: There he go

me in a giant book costume with shelves behind crammed full of humans

# ? Mar 3, 2018 20:36

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Splatmaster posted:

All of the books behind me are written about me or written by me, they all have my picture on the cover, and the covers are all facing the camera. The look on my face is disinterested, as if I had somewhere else to be. The library is of course named after me, and it is obviously in the academy that is named after me. The curricula is tailored around me, focusing on my life's achievements and giving extra credit for any disciplines that focus on my life for any student wise enough to pursue me as thier course of study.

I have always been a humble man.

TRUMP!

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if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything

Thank you deep dish peat moss!

# ? Mar 4, 2018 05:01

Farecoal: There he go

me shrugging in front of shelves holding printouts of this thread

# ? Mar 4, 2018 05:31

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# ? May 2, 2024 11:27

Twenty Four

someone please teach me how to read

# ? Mar 4, 2018 12:15

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