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My pic is me sitting in a very uncomfortable and confused Stephen Hawking's lap, in my hand is the iconic photo of Einstein sticking his tongue out. Neil DeGrasse Tyson is standing off to the side, a disapproving look on his face, a scowl even- as he is grudgingly handing me something. It's a Nobel Peace Prize, engineered into a bong...
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Hello, it's me. The Most Educated Man in the World. Behind me is a collection of the most sought-after tomes of lost, secret knowledge. I've read them all. Twice. Some, perhaps more than that... but I digress. The singular-most treasured tome that I possess, the one in my hands even now, in fact- is none other than the one I self-identify with. *the lights go out, growls and sounds akin to the stretching of rubber and old leather erupt, along with an at first human; then horrifically inhuman cries and yelps of pain yell out* You see, I *AM* the Monster at the End of the Book, and I am proud to be me! Grover has now joined your group! |
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Feb 26, 2018 19:57
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All of the books behind me are written about me or written by me, they all have my picture on the cover, and the covers are all facing the camera. The look on my face is disinterested, as if I had somewhere else to be. The library is of course named after me, and it is obviously in the academy that is named after me. The curricula is tailored around me, focusing on my life's achievements and giving extra credit for any disciplines that focus on my life for any student wise enough to pursue me as thier course of study. I have always been a humble man. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 26, 2018 20:27
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*me standing in a a large empty room filled with bare book shelves* I memorized this entire library of books and then physically consumed them all. I am the Human Bookworm! |
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Feb 26, 2018 23:29
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Having my picture taken by a bear that's a MENSA member next to a tiger that's also a MENSA member while getting a tattoo that says "MENSA" |
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Feb 27, 2018 00:59
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Having my picture taken with the factory behind me that makes Smarties with my bookie |
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Feb 27, 2018 02:56
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joke_explainer posted:dang. not every post is a winner. sorry guys Any post by you is a winner 
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Mar 1, 2018 15:09
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alnilam posted:pic of me Poor Mick- all he wanted to do is train Rocky how to read- now he's got all the time in the world https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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