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Current status: Welcome to the 2018 World Championship of Formula 1. Competitive state after the 2017 season
What happened in the off season?
2018 Formula 1 Teams, in order of 2017 Championship results Mercedes AMG Petronas Motorsport The Silver Arrows are back as the 4x reigning champs, and the team to beat this year. Their car is still silver. They still have a black guy and a wet napkin piloting the cars. Scuderia Ferrari 2017 saw The Scud bring a championship contending car to the season, however about half way through the season they blew it on dumb strategy calls and having a massive petulant child driving one of the cars. Can they seal the deal and bring a WCC back to Maranello this year? Your guess is as good as mine. (which is a nope) Aston Martin Red Bull Racing Formerly known as Red Bull Racing-TAG Heuer in 2017, this is the same cunty outfit but with a different title sponsor. Christian Horner still bitches and moans, and no one actually gives a gently caress. They employ a fetus and a smiley bogan to Go Fast. Sahara Force India F1 Team This is the team with the pink cars. They have two drivers who each seem to think they are #1 and usually provide for some interesting team conflicts. Williams Martini Racing Williams Martini Racing is the Official™ direct deposit account of pay drivers - ROI in the form of a Formula 1 seat. Stroll is their current "veteran" and is being partnered with Russian Formula 1 rookie Sergey Sirotkin. Follow them for the lols as the driver they should have hired, Robert Kubica, sits on the sidelines as a Test/Reserve Driver. Renault Sport Formula One Team Now entering their 4th year as the factory backed Renault effort, this is the make or break year. Driving alongside LeMans winner Nico Hulkenberg is Carlos Sainz Jr., son of rally legend Carlos Sainz. With his shot at a factory backed team, this is surely to encourage him to drive his rear end off - but will this get some good drives out of Hulkenberg? Red Bull Toro Rosso Honda 2018 sees Toro Rosso as the new guinea pig team for Honda. During shakedown and testing they swear there are no issues with the Honda power plant, but who are we kidding, it’s gonna be poo poo come Australia. Haas F1 Team America’s F1 Team, they are still thinking they can turn a profit racing in Formula 1. Drivers are still a smelly Frenchman and some caveman looking dude. They buy parts off Ferrari and “build” their own cars. Probably another yawner of a year for them. The end of the 2017 season saw them switch engine suppliers from noted failures Honda to slightly less failures Renault. In this time, McLaren folded and is now known as Kimoa. Season looks to be promising as they retain the most gorgeous F1 driver ever, Fernando Alonso, and some bloke Strudel Vandoorne. Fernando is also now a 100% owner of Kimoa, formerly known as McLaren, and has Zak Brown permanently attached to his balls. With all these changes, could this be the year they finally see the top step of the podium again? Alfa Romeo Sauber F1 Team Previously Sauber-Ferrari, this new change in partnership will hopefully bring about a new dawn for the Sauber outfit and bring Formula 1 glory back to Italy, since Ferrari sure as poo poo can’t do it. Will this new partnership bring newfound performance and success to the Sauber team? Time will tell. Their car does look bad rear end though. We're on a fairly active Discord so join us and shitpost constantly. Discord: https://discord.gg/kg3d2Uu GP Predictor Want to guess how the races will pan out for magical internet points and bragging rights? https://gppredictor.com/leagues/join/58d2cc69837ee9a30306b750 So c’mon in, sit down, and get ready for some good ol’ fashioned shitposting to begin while we watch America show us how Formula 1 should be done. Current Status: Previous Threads 2017-18 Off-season | 2017 season | 2016-17 Off-season | 2016 season | 2015-16 Off-season | 2015 Part 1|2015 Part 2 | 2014-15 Off-season | 2014 season | 2013-14 Off-season | 2013 season | 2012-13 Off season | 2012 season 2011-12 Off-season | 2011 Part 1|2011 Breakaway (stop talking about phones!)|2011 Part 2 | 2010-2011 Off Season | 2010 Part 1|2010 Part 2 | 2009-2010 Off season 2009 News and Views|2009 Part 1|2009 Breakaway Thread|2009 Part 2 | 2008-2009 Off season | 2008 Part 1|2008 Part 2|2008 Part 3 | 2007-2008 Off season 2007 Part 1|2007 Part 2|2007 Part 3 | 2006 Part 1|2006 Part 2|2006 Part 3|2006 Part 4|2006 Part 5 | 2005 Whole Season | 2005 Part WTF | 2004 Whole Season Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Sep 5, 2018 |
# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 18:19 |
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Norns posted:Formula 1 is bad av/post combo checks out
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 18:22 |
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Tsaedje posted:Are Fernando was the only driver good enough to set a lap time today Phwoar. What did Are Kube do?
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 18:31 |
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Thanks Ants posted:Ready for Kimoa Logitech Dell McLaren Renault Alonso to make me hard for F1 again, lads
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 18:31 |
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Human Grand Prix posted:No. I must do this alone. You're probably safe. I bet the forums wont be around for that to happen.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 19:19 |
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1500quidporsche posted:Wirth had a mental breakdown. That literally is the reason. I thought it was wicka??
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 20:52 |
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The Kimoa Kid posted:Counterpoint: what if they edit it so Nando wins the title in 2012 I’d literally run out of jiz
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 19:23 |
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The Kimoa Kid posted:The Autosport trackside report said Fernando was “boner inducing.”
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 22:18 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:Nigella Lawson is really pretty Uhhh, no, not really. Turn your monitor.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 14:57 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:im not gay You are, you're tifosi
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 15:26 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:Welp im going to meet the ex today, Im a loving idiot. This is a bad idea OP. It might suck right now without her, but in a few weeks you'll be feeling so much better.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 15:27 |
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The Kimoa Kid posted:Grid girls were nothing but F1's beards, literally all of us are gay. I'm gay for Alonso, no doubt about that.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 16:34 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:so my boss just told me i need to finish a gently caress load of work today, work that i already send her but she took 2 months for medical reasons. i wont be seeing my ex today. destiny works in misterious ways #forzacompleto
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 19:22 |
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Thanks Ants posted:McLaren lads found the problem quickly and will ensure it doesn't happen during a race. It's our year boys. My body is ready.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 20:07 |
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The Kimoa Kid posted:News: https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-commissions-musical-theme-from-hollywood-composer-1010946/ gently caress yeah, I'm amped to watch some Formula 1™
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2018 18:52 |
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iospace posted:Forgot about this one. Added to the list. Give me a month if the season ends and Fernando Alonso has less WDC points than the WCC points of Toro Rosso-Honda or less WDC points than Stroll.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2018 18:55 |
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Thanks Ants posted:So I can schedule my viewing to start on the hour, quickly rub one out over the beautiful Fernando Alonso and be ready for race start
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2018 22:36 |
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track day bro! posted:McLaren are poo poo. *in insanely DoctorCompleto voice* what the gently caress is this poo poo??
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 18:07 |
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The Kimoa Kid posted:Espace stands for all the Extra Space we're gonna need on the McLaren hype train here in a few weeks PHWOAR, CHOO CHOO BITCH!
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 18:07 |
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The Kimoa Kid posted:Hell yeah baby, got that Size Zero brain But enough about the Tifosi
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 18:16 |
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Dubs posted:i nut for mclaren same, op
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2018 16:01 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:https://www.gpfans.com/en/articles/772/ferrari-issue-renewed-quit-threat-to-f1/ I wish someone would call Ferrari on it and see if they had the stones to actually do it. "Okay, gently caress off then if you don't want to play by the rules. Oh, what's that? You're still here? Thought so."
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2018 22:21 |
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Norns posted:McLaren is bad
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 16:59 |
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Theophany posted:iospace! - if Alonso doesn't podium this year I will do a video dramatic reading of it should be a reading of the AIDS post
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 00:15 |
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learnincurve posted:Good point. Last year’s league is still valid for this year and has 50 members . link to join is Sure thing
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 00:15 |
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BubbaGrace posted:Ban me if Alonso finishes the season higher in the WDC than Stoffel Vandoorne. Good Christ dude, what are you going to do with all that spare time spent not poo poo posting
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 04:51 |
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McLaren is taking sandbagging to entirely new levels never seen before. http://www.skysports.com/iframe/widget/video/RnczZtZTE6OmwJhxOeO8gYd1wBVkmUvY GramCracker fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Mar 8, 2018 |
# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 15:25 |
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The Kimoa Kid posted:God I can't wait until the Honda starts blowing up again.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 16:45 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:I don't think this is accurate. turn your monitor
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 20:02 |
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lmbo Haas is going to place higher in the WCC than Ferrari
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 20:24 |
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tuo posted:Counterpoint: cats are awesome. GramCracker fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Mar 9, 2018 |
# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 14:42 |
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Tsaedje posted:birds are god tier lc parachute account spotted
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 14:58 |
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Are Kubie is a top lad, letting their Stroll get some seat time. https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/kubica-sacrifices-final-day-of-testing-stroll-1012990/ Jokes aside, it seems like Kubica has a serious test driving contract that gives him a ton of seat time relative to other test drivers.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 15:55 |
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1500quidporsche posted:Hell same. Give me a Powerslice and an espresso. are you a ferrari f1 team worker on break?
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 16:54 |
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Liberty is literally as if Reddit got a hold of running F1
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2018 16:13 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:Grid girls are good
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2018 16:48 |
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Norns posted:Boobs ( . Y . )
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2018 17:40 |
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learnincurve posted:They should have hired big bobby k and this is a punishment from God.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2018 17:12 |
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1500quidporsche posted:I'm more excited about the upcoming season of Antiques Roadshow. Same, op.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 03:30 |
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track day bro! posted:I feel like you need a good sit down in the noob chair, here u go \_ lol fuccin owned
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 19:41 |