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I was on the train home after class (Orange Line in Boston so it's no surprise that a crazy hosed up person wanted to talk to me) and a homeless man walked up and asked me where he knew me from. I told him the general area where I live and then he asked me if I lived with roommates. I told him I live with my parents and then he asked me to write down my name and phone number on a map of Boston. I wrote down a fake name and fake phone number but am really wondering what he needed them for. I get street harassed a lot (I'm a man I don't know why, one time an old man in a park walked up to my friends and I and asked where to buy dab wax and then talked about how he likes to eat smelly pussy and how he knew a podiatrist who could make women orgasm by poking their feet.) and no one has ever asked me for my name or phone number. If there are any crazy homeless people on the forum could you please tell me what possible use he could've had for my name and phone number?
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Good job picking up all that street mangina, OP
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Mar 1, 2018 02:38
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Some poor random person is gonna die, like that movie where you push the button on the box and someone dies but instead it's a hobo with a map
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Mar 1, 2018 02:41
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ElectricSheep posted:Some poor random person is gonna die, like that movie where you push the button on the box and someone dies but instead it's a hobo with a map i wouldn't wanna be in Seymour Johnson's shoes right now
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Mar 1, 2018 02:43
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congrats on going outside and having a normal big city experience op
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Mar 1, 2018 02:43
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Lol if you’re not some dour unapproachable sperglord who no one bothers. Just lol
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Mar 1, 2018 02:44
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Blast of Confetti posted:congrats on going outside and having a normal big city experience op I just seem to get approached on the street and subway a disproportionate amount compared to my friends. Recently a woman on the train said that I was "wonderfully tall" and then started collating a collection of receipts she had in a bag. Also another time another old person approached me in a park and tried to pick me up and commented how it was strange there weren't more people in the park on such a beautiful day. I don't mean to humble brag.
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Mar 1, 2018 02:45
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Doctor Dogballs posted:i wouldn't wanna be in Seymour Johnson's shoes right now Ha
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Mar 1, 2018 02:49
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sounds like a new telemarketing technique op
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Mar 1, 2018 03:06
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I used to get harassed by the homeless crazies all the time because I was super polite and if some crazy tried to talk to me I would indulge them. Now I pretend they are invisible and completely ignore them. 
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Mar 1, 2018 03:12
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Well? Did you find out how to make women cum by poking their feet?
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Mar 1, 2018 03:19
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Waltzing Along posted:Well? Did you find out how to make women cum by poking their feet? I feel bad giving away trade secrets but first you have to poke them between the first and second tarsals, immediately after the arch of the foot. And then, you have to twirl your finger above their arch and stick your tongue out of your mouth and go PBTTT and then poke them directly in the arch of their foot. This man also told me, "If it smells like fish it's your dish" and he was wearing a guns and roses t-shirt so he must've been wise.
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Mar 1, 2018 03:25
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talking to people and asking them questions isnt harassment and normal people do it all the time, op
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Mar 1, 2018 03:26
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Not in boston
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Mar 1, 2018 03:28
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poverty goat posted:talking to people and asking them questions isnt harassment and normal people do it all the time, op please stop harassing the op
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Mar 1, 2018 03:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66UrRQgkbA
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Mar 1, 2018 03:44
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nice three olives parachute account you should be ashamed of yourself
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Mar 1, 2018 03:44
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If you were homeless on the train, wouldn't the train be your home?
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Mar 1, 2018 03:48
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the orange line is prob the worst t line but lol @ acting like any of them are really that bad
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Mar 1, 2018 03:54
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i wanted to phone and ask if you had stairs in your house
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Mar 1, 2018 03:58
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The Orange line. *memories* (All bad.)
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Mar 1, 2018 04:00
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Buschmaki posted:I feel bad giving away trade secrets but first you have to poke them between the first and second tarsals, immediately after the arch of the foot. And then, you have to twirl your finger above their arch and stick your tongue out of your mouth and go PBTTT and then poke them directly in the arch of their foot. This man also told me, "If it smells like fish it's your dish" and he was wearing a guns and roses t-shirt so he must've been wise. women don't have orgasms so i know all this is fake
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Mar 1, 2018 04:00
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I spent a decade on my local library board and homeless people are the bane of every library. Every flavor of anti social behavior you can think of - just flocking there and ruining the experience for good patrons regularly. Scares people away. Difficult and sometimes dangerous for librarians to deal with. Another secret tip is that a librarian admitted to me that she had never checked out a book from Aristotle or those very early philosophers. (It's clear I never read that poo poo ha ha). Yet every library wastes space on them.
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Mar 1, 2018 04:12
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Thots and Prayers posted:I spent a decade on my local library board and homeless people are the bane of every library. yeah my hometown library smells like them 24/7
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Thots and Prayers posted:I spent a decade on my local library board and homeless people are the bane of every library. wait do they remember what we've checked out 
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Mar 1, 2018 04:21
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Libraries need to start having bouncers. And to charge you money to use the toilet.
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Mar 1, 2018 04:32
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Wow OP that was rude. I just wanted a friend
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Mar 1, 2018 04:40
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I want to see a movie called The Librarian about a huge ripped librarian who decides to clean up the library and throw all the bums out. He is opposed by Bigmouth, a litigious homeless convicted sex offender who keeps trying to abuse the court system to live in the library and masturbate.
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Mar 1, 2018 04:41
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that's sick you don't masturbate in the library, you go in the bathroom and use the glory hole
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Mar 1, 2018 04:42
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He will do lots of literary themed puns as he kicks their asses. One of them will pull a knife on him and he will grab one of those newspapeers attached to a stick and use it to expertly trap and disarm him
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Mar 1, 2018 04:44
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Caganer posted:that's sick you don't masturbate in the library, you go in the bathroom and use the glory hole What if it's in use though? We are talking supply and demand here, buddy!
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Mar 1, 2018 04:45
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Maybe he can whip pencils like shiruken into the exposed penises of his enemies. I would say card catalog dividers, but honeslty I don't think those exist anymore and also probably could not severely injure an adult penis
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Mar 1, 2018 04:45
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Roundhouse kick people into bookshelves and make catalogue-based puns
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Mar 1, 2018 04:51
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Pawn 17 posted:I used to get harassed by the homeless crazies all the time because I was super polite and if some crazy tried to talk to me I would indulge them. Now I pretend they are invisible and completely ignore them.
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Mar 1, 2018 04:54
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Post a picture so we can judge for ourselves whether or not we would feel like talking to you
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Mar 1, 2018 04:56
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"All I see is a fascist rear end in a top hat who's in my way" *the Librarian slams the bum's head through the monitor of the computer he's been watching porno on* Librarian: "Turn your monitor on"
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Mar 1, 2018 04:57
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shoulda give him a clobberin of seismic proportions
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Mar 1, 2018 05:01
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Colonel Cancer posted:Roundhouse kick people into bookshelves and make catalogue-based puns The bookshelves should go down like dominoes - or - be saved halfway through by The Librarian.
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Mar 1, 2018 05:01
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I must look generous because I get "Hey buddy I need gas to get home, I just ran out conveniently as this gas station. Oh yeah I also live 75+ miles from here so I need a full tank", way too often. I also helped a guy who was asking for money to buy a tire repair kit outside Starbucks one night. I told him I could do him one better as I actually had an unused patch kit in my trunk. He acted super appreciative but I saw him outside the the same Starbucks two nights later asking for money for a tire repair kit. He either lives in Nailsville or threw my kit in the trash after talking with me.  How does stay generous or helpful in a world of grifters?
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The last bookshelf is caught by a tiny elderly librarian, who shakes his head. "I was once a Dewey eyed youngster too, but this is no way to decimate a library!"
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