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https://coconuts.co/kl/news/man-gets-naked-masturbates-porn-walks-aisle-pisses-seat-restrained-flight/ lol. wanna know what he studies quote:Weird things happen when you’re flying at 39,000 feet: sometimes you find yourself crying to Michael Jackson’s This Is It, or like one gentleman, you may find yourself stripping naked in the middle of a commercial flight. Such was the case on a regularly scheduled Malindo flight OD162, from Kuala Lumpur to Dhaka Saturday. Not only did the man in question, named on some social media sites as Didar Al Mahmud, take his clothes off, he also attacked a flight attendant. guy looks like he's 50 rather than 20. moral and physical decay appear to go together
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Mar 5, 2018 08:03
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The final form of progressive-liberalism is demonstrated and all you can do is show repulse?
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No regrets. I was bored.
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I lived in Dhaka and flew in and out of that airport dozens of times. One of my flights back home from Dubai had a dude with a few crates of live chickens in the cabin. No one would sit down for take off or landing and the stewardess was losing her goddamn mind. The only surprising thing here is that it wasn't a Biman flight.
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R-Type posted:The final form of progressive-liberalism is demonstrated and all you can do is show repulse? Stfu you god drat broke brained retard
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Das Boo posted:I lived in Dhaka and flew in and out of that airport dozens of times. One of my flights back home from Dubai had a dude with a few crates of live chickens in the cabin. No one would sit down for take off or landing and the stewardess was losing her goddamn mind. The only surprising thing here is that it wasn't a Biman flight. Lol
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masturbation is a natural function of the human body, what do you expect this poor man to go to the bathroom and handle it privately?
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ArbitraryC posted:masturbation is a natural function of the human body, what do you expect this poor man to go to the bathroom and handle it privately? not enough room in there for my sleeping-bag sized erection
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ArbitraryC posted:masturbation is a natural function of the human body, what do you expect this poor man to go to the bathroom and handle it privately? Go home diogenes. To your jar. To the jar that is your home.
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Neurosis posted:https://coconuts.co/kl/news/man-gets-naked-masturbates-porn-walks-aisle-pisses-seat-restrained-flight/ whoa whoa, slow down there, maestro there’s a Cyberjaya?
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Mar 5, 2018 09:25
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Mar 5, 2018 09:27
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If I had been a passenger on this flight I would have definitely filled out a customer feedback card and mentioned this incident.
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Mar 5, 2018 10:42
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This man is one of the few people who could sing "My Way" at a karaoke and pull it off.
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Mar 5, 2018 10:49
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Hey Didar, quit stealing my moves
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Mar 5, 2018 11:38
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Why isnt this a movie already?
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mods please change my name to naked planepisser tia
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quote:If that wasn’t awkward and disgusting enough, flight crew reported that he also entertained himself with in-flight pornography on his cell phone, which led to a bit of cabin masturbation for good measure. Lol in-flight pornography makes it sound like it’s provided by the airline like the regular movies.
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Chrs Gry posted:Lol in-flight pornography makes it sound like it’s provided by the airline like the regular movies. Check out this guy that's never flown business class
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He Didar nothing wrong
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Chrs Gry posted:Lol in-flight pornography makes it sound like it’s provided by the airline like the regular movies. Ha, you prudish Americans don't have them on your flights?
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Icochet posted:This man is one of the few people who could sing "My Way" at a karaoke and pull it off. you got me to lmao thanks
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Back in my day we took over planes for money or to release political prisoners. Now you goddamned kids with your hiphops and pants hangin off yer asses can't even do that right. Gotta get nekid an pump yer pud at the stewardess. Piss everywhere like an animal! She's juss tryin to do 'er gatdang job! Bet the little poo poo didin even have himself a weapon, just his hard little pecker. This is what happens when ya stop hittin yer kids! My pappy took a strap ta my rear end once a day, twice on Sundays whether we did somethin or not and look at me! 35 years at the Ford plant till the rat bastards sent the jobs over seas! Now you can't buy real Murican products no more and what ya get? poo poo breakin down all the time! Nothin works right no more. Goddamned liberals! Ruinin this country and everywhere else! Goddamned kids these days.....no work ethic....hiphops.......rear end....
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Jeremy_X posted:Back in my day we took over planes for money or to release political prisoners. Shhh, grandpa. Shhhh... *covers with blanket* Sorry, guys. He gets like this whenever someone mentions masturbating on a plane, in the open. Also, I read that poo poo as Cyberjava and pictured a farm of middle easterners learning JavaScript.
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Mar 5, 2018 14:56
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poverty goat posted:ambien is a hell of a drug Weren't no drugs that made him do that, it was the gay frog chemicals that the liberals put in the water! That's why I drink pure rye whiskey! Like man! Pud pumpin, plane pissin, millennial sissies! Now someone turn on Fox News. Greta's on and that cockeye'd way she talks makes me wish my dick still worked. I'd show you kids a thing or two about jerkin! Back in my day if we wanted to spank it in public we had to walk five miles in the snow, uphill! You ever try walkin with a boner uphill in the snow? Course not, you kids got no work ethic! Just get yer phone to do it! Goddamned kids.....*snores* Jeremy_X fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Mar 5, 2018 |
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Goddamned millennials getting me so worked up I double posted. Gotdanges kids...
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Most goons are so frightened of human interaction that if he was their seat neighbor they’d have looked the other way and pretended not to see anything.
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that happened to me when the in-flight movie was snow dogs
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This is my emotional support moose, what do you mean he can't stand in the aisle next to me?
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:This is my emotional support moose, what do you mean he can't stand in the aisle next to me? maybe the jack off piss man was a peacock this whole time
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https://twitter.com/juicexAntos/status/968704294018060294
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Neurosis posted:The man is reportedly a 20-year-old student currently enrolled at university in Cyberjaya. malaysia advanced af
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ty for posting this I couldn't find it
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reportedly the man became enraged after the flight attendant asked, "did you bring enough for the rest of the class?"
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livin' his best life
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