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You were giving another poster a luke warm burn and I was adamantly defending another female poster. Though you didn't quote me I feel like that post was a cry out for my attention. PM me.
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The mod that approved this thread is a pitiless monster.
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Mar 5, 2018 15:19
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You: Posted a fresh new Krusty meme Me: Masturbated in a Gatorade bottle
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Mar 5, 2018 15:21
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You: games poster Me: basic brain function
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Mar 5, 2018 15:25
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You were bent over in a sort of self-portrait with hands placed elegantly betwixt your buttox. A wedding ring of gold added to your allure. The index finger of your left hand glistened like the summer sky. We only exchanged but one word: "hello."
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Mar 5, 2018 15:25
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You were at a family gathering in the park, I dropped my burger and you picked it up with your mouth. I was too awe struck to tell you thank you. Fax me.
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Mar 5, 2018 15:27
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:You were bent over in a sort of self-portrait with hands placed elegantly betwixt your buttox. A wedding ring of gold added to your allure. The index finger of your left hand glistened like the summer sky. We only exchanged but one word: "hello." 
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Mar 5, 2018 15:27
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You walked into the party like you were walking on a yacht. Your hat strategically dipped below one eye; your scarf, it was apricot. You had one eye on the mirror And watched yourself gavotte. And I dreamed that I'd be your partner.
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Mar 5, 2018 15:36
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I looked at your bbobs. You looked at my soul. I remained looking at your bbobs. 
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Mar 5, 2018 15:37
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We were playing strip-Twister. Your moist rear end crack made your white underpants a primal horror. I passed out and when I woke up in an asylym you were gone.
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Mar 5, 2018 15:38
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I said  but secretly I voted 5.
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Mar 5, 2018 15:41
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it was really hot when you started meowing but then you ran away 
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Mar 5, 2018 15:44
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You came out of nowhere like a bus that couldn’t slow down into my thread, and declared that I, the OP, suck your god-damned balls. They say live life without regrets. But what life is worth living after passing up the opportunity to suck those god-damned balls.
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Mar 5, 2018 15:49
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M4M - This tax is just right... I pulled up next to you at a stoplight Tuesday afternoon. You were in a white GTR, it looked as though your neck was struggling to support the weight of your head. I was in a black convertible sipping a Mangosteen coolata when our eyes locked and you mouthed the words "U-W-E B-O-L-L". I can't get you out of my head, plz DM on Twitter if you felt the same!
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Mar 5, 2018 15:50
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youre walking in the woods theres no one around and your phone is dead out of the corner of your eye you spot him shia labeouf
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Mar 5, 2018 17:01
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You: A lunatic who got probated 18 times in one month because you can't stop talking about how "actually having 7 inch pubes is how humans were meant to evolve." Me: A fat, desperate Goon.
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Mar 5, 2018 17:41
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:You were bent over in a sort of self-portrait with hands placed elegantly betwixt your buttox. A wedding ring of gold added to your allure. The index finger of your left hand glistened like the summer sky. We only exchanged but one word: "hello."  can i steal this to post on craigslist?
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Mar 5, 2018 17:45
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I brought a printer to your house, do you like me y/n
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Mar 5, 2018 18:03
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You defended Incels in the incel.me thread and I'm secretly homosexual too.
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Mar 5, 2018 18:05
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Sid Vicious posted:I brought a printer to your house, do you like me y/n hehe
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Mar 5, 2018 18:05
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I told you to suck my goddamned balls. You did not suck my goddamned balls. Suck my goddamned balls!
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Mar 5, 2018 18:17
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We made eye contact and smiled at each other at the Kroger. I accidentally banged my shopping cart into one of those open top freezers where the keep frozen chicken patties and taquitos and stuff, and the moment was broken. Or was it? Are you reading this?
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Mar 5, 2018 18:21
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my dilz has quillz, who wants to take a "stab" at it?
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Mar 5, 2018 18:33
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You: voiding your bowels uncontrollably on my chest Me: staring into your inky brown eye with a mixture of dread and love
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Mar 5, 2018 18:39
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you first posted "gas & ban" in my thread. it was love at first sight
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Mar 5, 2018 18:49
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You were incoherently screaming about the Air Bud films. I was furiously masturbating to your impotent rage. Text or call.
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Mar 5, 2018 18:51
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We had phone sex and you are extremely hot this was from like 2008 in GBS there is 0% chance you still post here because of aforementioned hotness and fore mentioned intelligence and success, graduating UCLA and immediately getting a job in your desired field I do not seek a connection because I know we live thousands of miles apart and by now you most likely have your life figured out, and frankly it makes no sense and would be weird? also my name has changed several times since thank you for your time
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Mar 5, 2018 18:57
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*shyly strolls up to thread awkwardly* To myself: "Come on dude, just... what's the worst that could happen, do it you pussy!" *Paces back and forth at entrance, shuffling dirty sneakers, sweaty palms holding a bunch of roses* *Begins typing with trembling hands, hoping and praying Pick sees this message, and her immense beauty graces the thread* "Ummm... Missed connection.... You made a bunch of psycho threads, and some are even in the first page in GBS, I... I was wondering if maybe you'd grant me the honor of taking you on a date... Please PM me, Pick" *Nervously holds flowers out* *Lip quivers with anticipation*
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Mar 5, 2018 19:07
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i was making some incredibly correct posts when you noticed that my avatar is space moose. i could use a "bald dwarf" or even a "miranda" to spice up my nights. hit me up p.s. no "merlo"s
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Mar 5, 2018 20:04
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I carried my printer to your house efb
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Mar 5, 2018 20:34
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You: Wearing your CityName Sportsball jersey to work and involved in a group photo which was then uploaded to the employee site via Corporate. Me: Seeing a goon on the corporate website.
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Mar 5, 2018 20:36
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IM A BEEFY BOY. Lookin' for other BEEFY people. DM me.
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Mar 5, 2018 20:43
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You posted a thread about aliexpress and it got me to buy 700 googly eyes but now I'm making googly eyes at you
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Mar 5, 2018 20:49
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Jake Mustache posted:You: Wearing your CityName Sportsball jersey to work and involved in a group photo which was then uploaded to the employee site via Corporate. Don't doxx me!
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Mar 5, 2018 21:00
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Oh, hi there. Ho-urh-remember me I'm -uh-I'm the guy you met at the post office the other day. Boy, you looked beautiful that day, Uh. Why doncha gimme a call back and we-you know, we can go out and have a bite-bite to eat, somethin' like that? Okay, talk to you later.
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Mar 5, 2018 23:13
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you: a tasteful tattoo of dickbutt upon your shapely butt me: dickbutt
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Mar 5, 2018 23:50
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free hubcaps posted:you: a tasteful tattoo of dickbutt upon your shapely butt Ah,Dr Dogballs Jr
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Mar 5, 2018 23:52
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You: a stoic handsome man with a mysterious look in your eyes not sure why you were playing cards with yourself but I knew that I was in danger... danger of falling in love
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Mar 6, 2018 00:01
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1gnoirents posted:We had phone sex and you are extremely hot You should give a little more details that they would know. They could have been through a horrific divorce and lost custody of the kids due to drug addiction, but are just now celebrating a month's blessed sobriety. In an attempt to recapture their glorious youth they check out GBS, after all the paywall is down. What do they read?------you, crying out with longing across space and time.
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I was going to ask Pick to GBS Prom but I chickened out
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