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a Barnes & Noble employee sighs, placing a sign in the window that reads "Mystery Novel Blowout Sale! All Inventory Must Go!"
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Mar 6, 2018 03:07
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The beam hasn't been used yet so I'm having a hard time imagining how it feels. The very idea is kind of a mystery and i--- wait... *takes off hat* my god.... *looks at sky* did they really do it |
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Mar 6, 2018 03:25
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whoa as soon as i read this thread it started raining... coincidence? |
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Mar 6, 2018 03:28
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MINISTER : "do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love to and cherish, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?" *a brief flash of light envelops the interior of the chapel* BRIDE : *turning to groom who is now wearing a derby tilted downwards, covering his eyes* "....who are you?" *organist begins playing the Inspector Gadget theme*
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Mar 6, 2018 03:31
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I was just listening to this when this thread appeared in me old browser, so I thought "Chaz wollickers I bet me these lyrics are somehow relevant to the subject matter!" Or maybe someone enjoys the odd goofy as poo poo EBM song, I dunno? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVVqZFEbj3c ---------------- |
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Mar 6, 2018 04:00
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“mr. president, we have reason to believe there is a compelling unknown force at work that is causing everything to seem very mysterious... but how? and why?” “who said that? where am i?” |
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Mar 6, 2018 04:08
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you've heard of c-beams? well my beam beams a and b 
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Mar 6, 2018 04:08
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 but it's :iiamb: and the ghost is holding a mystery beam shooter
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Mar 6, 2018 04:18
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and it says "it is a mystery beam" |
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Mar 6, 2018 04:18
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spectres of autism posted:you've heard of c-beams? well my beam beams a and b This is an A-B beam, why don't you C- your way out of it |
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Mar 6, 2018 04:19
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A Sherlock pipe that shoots mystery beams and makes the smoker solve them. |
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Mar 6, 2018 04:43
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nice job dilweed, you just created a world where everyone ends their sentences with "or did I??"
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Mar 6, 2018 05:34
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thought the thread title said mystery bean |
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Mar 6, 2018 05:38
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can of spam sustains direct hit from mystery beam, is completely unaffected
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Mar 6, 2018 06:13
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spectres of autism posted:you've heard of c-beams? well my beam beams a and b I've seen A and B beams glitter mysteriously in the mysterious dark near the Frontgate store at the outlet mall.
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Mar 6, 2018 06:22
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*late night, phone rings* hello? *tiny little spooky monotone voice answers* it is extra for the creamer... you can have it though... everything... is... for sale. who is this? *hear a crash outside, run to the window, see there is now an old school payphone under streetlamp on corner; a series of shadowy men in long coats and wide brimmed hats take turns getting into it, looking around furtively, then picking up the brown paper package that the last man left, replacing it with their own* gadangit *puts hands on hips* someone has been fiddling with reality again :\ ---------------- |
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Mar 6, 2018 06:31
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Farecoal posted:thought the thread title said mystery bean I keep reading it this way I like the mystery bean, I am intrigued
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“Everything to me is mysterious now. Does that mean I’m stupid?! Is mystery just another word for stupidity??” |
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