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how come everyone lies about their insmelligence on their tinder profile?? i'll see a beautiful lady who just casually tells an anecdote about all the sweet, minty, and nutty aromas in her kitchen when she bakes, uses her list of favorite books as an excuse to describe the woody fragrance of her mahogany bookshelf, and closes with a humblebrag about enjoying chemical and decayed smells even if it makes her ~*different*~ then we meet up for coffee and she can't even differentiate between a citrus and non-citrus fruity scent! and the date before her? she thought minty aromas were sweet! i even had drinks with a girl, she saw the waitress carrying out a tray and she sniffed at the food and said "ooh, how pungent!" i could have died! this girl thought ANY strong aroma - sweet ones, nutty ones, resinous even - was pungent! now, i'm no albert einstench - i'm barely even an amateur redolentist. but i'm sick of getting catsniffed by these ol-fake-tories! |
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