Have I been lied to my entire life or what

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Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Yes

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# ? Mar 18, 2018 17:06

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# ? May 7, 2024 11:33

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Lowtax posted:

Anal, pituitary,. heimlich hurt
guess your a little boy who got no dessert

# ? Mar 18, 2018 17:09

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Lowtax posted:

why doesn't it say on Kevin spacey's IMDb page that he's a pedo

isn�t it user-driven? i wonder how many times that addition�s been removed

# ? Mar 18, 2018 17:21

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

isn�t it user-driven? i wonder how many times that addition�s been removed

Maybe he stopped being a pedo. Stop being so negative

# ? Mar 18, 2018 17:27

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Lowtax posted:

why doesn't it say on Kevin spacey's IMDb page that he's a pedo

having an imdb entry automatically implies such

# ? Mar 18, 2018 17:38

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

President Beep posted:

having an imdb entry automatically implies such

careful there
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1857215/

# ? Mar 18, 2018 17:47

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

akadajet posted:

careful there
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1857215/

uhhhh...

uh. that�s just the exception that proved the rule?

:ohdear:

# ? Mar 18, 2018 17:48

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

that's not how that saying works goddammit

# ? Mar 18, 2018 17:51

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

prescriptivists

:rolleyes:

# ? Mar 18, 2018 18:08

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

lowtax plz make this the ~~yospos~~ soyboy backround
tanks in advance

Boxturret posted:

??

# ? Mar 18, 2018 18:21

Ups_rail: Dec 8, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

I miss your tweets.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 18:27

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

lmao

quote:

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka was born May 11, 1976 in Charlottle, North Carolina. After attending College at He is the creator and owner of SomethingAwful.com, which he started in 1999 as a way to vent about his current employer. The site soon grew to be one of the most popular sites online and helped to shape internet culture starting in the early 2000's.

Rich is a webmaster, writer, musician, director, and sound tech. He resides in Lee's Summit, MO with his wife, Ashli Kyanka and his three daughters.

hail and well met, fellow charlottean

# ? Mar 18, 2018 18:34

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

akadajet posted:

careful there
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1857215/

lol

# ? Mar 18, 2018 18:35

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

Yes

# ? Mar 18, 2018 18:36

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

Lowtax posted:

Thank you. It's okay I was banned from Twitter so I don't have to worry about reading Chelsea Manning tweets at least

did you make fun of nazis again?

# ? Mar 18, 2018 18:54

Slow-Scan Shep: Jul 11, 2001

why is it soyboy and not soyoboy

# ? Mar 18, 2018 20:00

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Suspicious posted:

did you make fun of nazis again?

Nah I havent been on Twitter since I was banned gently caress them all

# ? Mar 18, 2018 21:20

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

cool startup feel posted:

lmao

hail and well met, fellow charlottean

I didn't write any of that fyi, and have no clue who did

# ? Mar 18, 2018 21:21

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

papa_november posted:

why is it soyboy and not soyoboy

sistema operativo: yo besos, odio yacer

# ? Mar 18, 2018 21:34

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

do they let you keep the piece of spine they take out?

# ? Mar 18, 2018 21:42

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Sweevo posted:

do they let you keep the piece of spine they take out?

i already called dibs

# ? Mar 18, 2018 21:43

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Sweevo posted:

do they let you keep the piece of spine they take out?

lowtax is gonna use for a horcrux

# ? Mar 18, 2018 21:45

TimWinter: Mar 30, 2015; https://timsthebomb.com

I've seen a documentary on the subject, it's pretty wrecked by the time they get it out.

Good news is the spinegasms you can get using common dentistry tools after the procedure.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 21:57

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

is it your entire spine that will become a computer or just a subsection of it? your spine connects to your brain, so if its all ur spine, then i bet at the same time theyll be able to hook up ur brain with a pentium geoflops graphics card equipped with mach vision

# ? Mar 19, 2018 02:15

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lowtax brainmine the bitcoins.

# ? Mar 19, 2018 02:22

Raluek: Nov 3, 2006; WUT.

or at least brain post

# ? Mar 19, 2018 02:27

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Raluek posted:

or at least brain post

lol. the sig is a nice touch.

e: sig? footer? wtf is it called when your email automatically slaps text to the bottom of the message? kinda like those dumb privacy warning things outlook adds to my work emails.

# ? Mar 19, 2018 02:29

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

President Beep posted:

lol. the sig is a nice touch.

e: sig? footer? wtf is it called when your email automatically slaps text to the bottom of the message? kinda like those dumb privacy warning things outlook adds to my work emails.

yes

# ? Mar 19, 2018 02:33

Max Facetime: Apr 18, 2009

~~Dear Richard �LowerTaxBrackets~~ umm no

Dear Richard �Lo� Vertebrae-X

# ? Mar 19, 2018 02:46

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Max Facetime posted:

~~Dear Richard �LowerTaxBrackets~~ umm no

Dear Richard �Lo� Vertebrae-X

lowbax

# ? Mar 19, 2018 02:47

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

You'll rue the day

# ? Mar 19, 2018 03:40

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

President Beep posted:

lol. the sig is a nice touch.

e: sig? footer? wtf is it called when your email automatically slaps text to the bottom of the message? kinda like those dumb privacy warning things outlook adds to my work emails.

Just post.

Uh. I mean just post... scri

It's called a post script.

# ? Mar 19, 2018 03:54

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

a p dece siggie

# ? Mar 19, 2018 04:19

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

i don't think that this thread has had a full reckoning with the fact that lowtax has been lied to his entire life

# ? Mar 19, 2018 04:24

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

hell, we're lyin' to him now.

# ? Mar 19, 2018 07:08

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

this is an obvious cia plot to gain control of the forums by implanting a mind control chip inside lowtax.

# ? Mar 19, 2018 15:43

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

tim: ...and it runs the world's most advanced cybernetic os, spineos. all running on our custom a69 processor. we think youre going to love it

*intern wheels out lowtax, emaciated and clad in aluminium. the only visible port is over his mouth*

*crowd goes wild*

# ? Mar 19, 2018 16:18

AtomD: May 3, 2009; Fun Shoe

i like to think lowtax's skeleton is upset because it liked da share zone tweets but now it cant see them anymore

# ? Mar 19, 2018 17:10

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Remember: your skeleton is not inside you. You are a brain. You are inside your skeleton

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:11

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# ? May 7, 2024 11:33

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

Sagebrush posted:

Remember: your skeleton is not inside you. You are a brain. You are inside your skeleton

oh poo poo

# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:55

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