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8 years ago, Crazy685 had an awesome idea for a mock draft that was just for fictional characters. I loved the idea, and I'm just outright stealing it again since enough time has passed. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3286480&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Sadly, many of the images were lost in time to Waffleimages, so let's have a new draft this year in which the images can be lost in time from imgur. The rules are the same as last time. We take the first two rounds of the NFL draft, and you are to draft FICTIONAL characters. The only restrictions: 1. They had to have played football at some time. Any age is acceptable. 2. You must have an image/video of this player playing football. A Youtube clip, screenshot, comic, etc. 3. No trades If possible, try to come up with new players from the previous thread, but it's not an absolute rule, especially if you have a really funny pic. Round 1 1. Cleveland Browns - Booster Gold, QB, Gotham University. 2. New York Giants - Hamton J. Pig, Center, Acme Looniversity 3. New York Jets from Indianapolis Colts- "Uncle" Rico Dynamite, QB, Preston High School 4. Cleveland Browns from Houston Texans - Victor "Cyborg" Stone, RB, Gotham University 5. Denver Broncos - Blitzwing, DT, Cybertron University 6. Indianapolis Colts from New York Jets - Nelson Muntz, QB, Springfield Grade School 7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Johnny Utah, QB, Ohio State 8. Chicago Bears - Samson last name unknown, LB, Citrus State Prison 9. San Francisco 49ers - Arthur "Pinky" Marx, Fullback, Huxley College 10. Oakland Raiders - TBD 11. Miami Dolphins - Jesus Christ, QB, University of Nazareth 12. Buffalo Bills from Cincinnati Bengals - Bobby Boucher, LB, South Central Louisiana State University 13. Washington Redskins - Swivelhips Smith, WR, Taxidermy Tech 14. Green Bay Packers - Harry Potter, Cornerback, Hogwarts 15. Arizona Cardinals - God, QB, Universe University 16. Baltimore Ravens - TBD 17. Los Angeles Chargers - Bud-Lite Kaminski, T, ESU 18. Seattle Seahawks - RG/William Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive, aka The BILLDOZER, RB 19. Dallas Cowboys - Pablo Sanchez, Secret Weapon, Parts Unknown 20. Detroit Lions - Hound, WR, Cybertron University 21. Cincinnati Bengals from Buffalo Bills - TBD 22. Buffalo Bills from Kansas City Chiefs - Griff Oberwald, QB, Streissen College 23. Los Angeles Rams - TBD 24. Carolina Panthers - Currently ineligible player 25. Tennessee Titans - TBD 26. Atlanta Falcons - Jeff George's Unnamed Son, Future QB, Go Deep U 27. New Orleans Saints - Patrick "Eel" O'Brian (Plastic Man), WR/OL/football, DCU 28. Pittsburgh Steelers - TBD 29. Jacksonville Jaguars - TBD 30. Minnesota Vikings - Billy Cole, RB 31. New England Patriots - Charlie (Chuck) Brown, Backyard Pickup Game, K 32. Philadelphia Eagles - Bones Jackson, RB, Midway Monsters Round 2 Pick (overall) 1 (33). Cleveland Browns - Gypsy, C, Satellite of Love University 2 (34). New York Giants - Peter Griffin, Center, Quahog Community College 3 (35). Cleveland Browns from Houston Texans - Leon Sandcastle, CB, Not Florida State 4 (36). Indianapolis Colts - Dan Conner, Offensive Linesman, Lanford, Illinois 5 (37). Indianapolis Colts from New York Jets - Monica Geller, WR/Special Teams/QB, New York City 6 (38). Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Don Dawson, WR, Lee High School 7 (39). Chicago Bears - Lucy Draper, K, TCU 8 (40). Denver Broncos - Johnny, QB, Stanford University 9 (41). Oakland Raiders - TBD 10 (42). Miami Dolphins - Donatello, WR, Sewer University 11 (43). New England Patriots from San Francisco 49ers - Scooby-Doo, TE, Coolsville High 12 (44). Washington Redskins - Lucy Van Pelt, Holder, Backyard Pickup Game 13 (45). Green Bay Packers - Minions, Unknown School, All Positions 14 (46). Cincinnati Bengals - TBD 15 (47). Arizona Cardinals - Rod Tidwell, WR, the Arizona Cardinals 16 (48). Los Angeles Chargers - The Chargers Rushzone guy, Failed Marketing University 17 (49). Indianapolis Colts from New York Jets through Seattle Seahawks - Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Safety, Androscoggin College 18 (50). Dallas Cowboys - Plank, Peach Creek Jr. High 19 (51). Detroit Lions - Pigeon, ST, Bird State 20 (52). Baltimore Ravens - TBD 21 (53). Buffalo Bills - Dash Parr, Wide Receiver, Kropp Memorial Junior High School 22 (54). Kansas City Chiefs - Earth-2 Daniel “Rudy” Ruettiger who wasn’t offsides, DE, Notre Dame 23 (55). Carolina Panthers - TBD 24 (56). Buffalo Bills from Los Angeles Rams - Guy Gardner, Linebacker, University of Michigan 25 (57). Tennesse Titans - TBD 26 (58). Atlanta Falcons - Tim Teballoon, TE, TMMU 27 (59). San Francisco 49ers from New Orleans Saints - Tecmo Bo, RB, University of Nintendo 28 (60). Pittsburgh Steelers - TBD 29 (61). Jacksonville Jaguars - TBD 30 (62). Minnesota Vikings - Paul "Wrecking" Crewe, QB, Citrus State 31 (63). New England Patriots - Bart Simpson, QB, Springfield Grade School 32 (64). Cleveland Browns from Philadelphia Eagles - Mr. Touchdown, Tackle, Chikara Wrestle Factory and College  THE DRAFT IS COMPLETEThe draft is now over. Thanks everyone! Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Apr 5, 2018 |
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Sign Up List: Arizona Cardinals - seiferguy Atlanta Falcons - Silly Burrito Baltimore Ravens - Buffalo Bills - Acebuckeye13 Carolina Panthers - zimbomonkey Chicago Bears - Darth Brooks Cincinnati Bengals - Cleveland Browns - Edward Mass Dallas Cowboys - incompetent Denver Broncos - Sad King Billy Detroit Lions - Android Apocalypse Green Bay Packers - Erainor Houston Texans - No picks in Rounds 1/2 Indianapolis Colts - Athanatos Jacksonville Jaguars - Kansas City Chiefs - Edward Mass Los Angeles Rams - Miami Dolphins - Amy Pole Her Minnesota Vikings - Dubious New England Patriots - sweet geek swag New Orleans Saints - Silly Burrito New York Giants - Quiet Feet New York Jets - Insertnamehere31 Oakland "Vegas" Raiders - Philadelphia Eagles - Quiet Feet Pittsburgh Steelers - San Francisco 49ers - Vincent Van Goatse Seattle Seahawks - seiferguy Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Athanatos Tennessee Titans - Washington Redskins - Quiet Feet Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Apr 5, 2018 |
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Mar 16, 2018 01:40
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Edward Mass posted:I'll take the Texans. Hey, I'm done! Whoops. I'll keep them just in case we make it to Round 3. You've got the Browns.
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Mar 16, 2018 02:37
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Darth Brooks posted:I'll take the Bears just to do something different. incompetent posted:D A L L A S All done! Amy Pole Her posted:Hey! I approve of this! Glad you approve. It was a good idea and hopefully we can get a lot more people signed up soon!
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Mar 17, 2018 02:35
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Acebuckeye13 posted:I already grabbed the Lions in the actual draft thread so I won't sign up for them now, but I will take them if no one else does by the deadline. Up to you. I can hold them for you for now. No big deal either way.
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Mar 17, 2018 03:41
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I wanna do the 49ers. Done.
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Mar 17, 2018 14:06
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Bigass Moth posted:Shameful that Al Bundy wasn’t first overall every year. The man scored four touchdowns in a single game for God’s sake. You just can't get that kind of production these days.
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Mar 17, 2018 14:14
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Quiet Feet posted:What the hell, sign me up for the Eagles. Done, thanks!
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Mar 17, 2018 15:47
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Claiming the Browns. Edward Mass already claimed them. Want another team?
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Mar 17, 2018 17:37
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Erainor posted:Packers please Done.
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Mar 17, 2018 18:02
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incompetent posted:yeah, i want the browns. Excellent choice sir.
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Mar 17, 2018 18:34
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seiferguy posted:Gimme the Seahawks. There you go!
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Mar 17, 2018 22:49
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sweet geek swag posted:I will do the Pats cause I want them to suffer. Looking forward to this pick.
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Mar 18, 2018 03:40
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incompetent posted:looking forward to you replying to every post in this thread Naturally!
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Mar 18, 2018 05:28
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Edward Mass posted:I’m just waiting to see when I’m allowed to pick. Got a good QB in mind! As soon as we get all the teams claimed, we'll probably start the next day. Sad King Billy posted:I'll go for Denver please. You can check out the original thread at https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3286480&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1, but if you don't have archives, it was a mix of TV/movie characters, comic book people, and other assorted fictional characters. Clark Kent and Al Bundy made the top 4, for example.
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Mar 18, 2018 13:25
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Plenty of teams left that need good goon homes.
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Mar 21, 2018 17:12
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incompetent posted:thread is dead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFXGwHsD_A
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Mar 21, 2018 17:51
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Afterbirth Aftermath posted:I'll take the Chargers. I plan to move the team to Los Angeles. Whoops. Stupid old NFL team listing. Fixed. Android Apocalypse posted:I don't know how this works. Pick any fictional character to draft to your team. As long as you have a picture or video showing that they played football, you're good to go.
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Mar 21, 2018 22:41
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seiferguy posted:I think if we can't fill this out, we go with who's signed up and skip teams that don't have anyone. I'll give it a few more days but yeah, I'm fine with that. Let's make Monday the deadline, and if someone wants to sign up for a non owned team afterwards, I'll probably allow it. I'm ready to draft too. 
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Android Apocalypse posted:How many rounds are we gonna do? 2. If there is demand, we'll do more.
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So if anyone else wants to sign up, feel free. Otherwise, Edward Mass, you'll be on the clock starting tomorrow at 7AM. Any teams that don't have an owner will get a generic placeholder. We can just use this thread for both picks and discussion. Keep everything in one place. Have fun everyone!
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Mar 25, 2018 14:12
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Acebuckeye13 posted:gently caress it I'll take the Bills, we're gonna bring glory back to upstate New York. Done. Also, if someone wants a second team, that's fine too.
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Quiet Feet posted:Cool. Gimme the Cowboys so I can run them into the ground. Taken but feel free to ruin another franchise. I like the Booster Gold pick, but will they draft Skeets with the fourth pick? Since the Giants and Jets have no owners, I'll put in a placeholder when I get back home and a new owner can claim and draft when they're ready. Edward Mass has the board again. Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Mar 25, 2018 |
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Mar 25, 2018 18:54
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Edward Mass posted:If you liked that pick, you'll LOVE this pick, Silly Burrito. Lol, works for me. No Teen Titans Go version of Cyborg?  Quiet Feet posted:Let's go Giants then. You can have them both. Pick away for the Giants. zimbomonkey posted:I'll do the Panthers then Dubious posted:gimme the vikings All yours. Sad King Billy and the Broncos are on the clock until tomorrow, but the Giants can make their pick whenever. Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Mar 25, 2018 |
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Mar 25, 2018 20:25
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Sad King Billy posted:
Nope, that's perfectly in the spirit. And Blitzwing was a Triple Changer, so he could play offense, defense, and special teams! Indy and Tampa do not have owners currently, so Darth Brooks and the Chicago Bears are on the clock.
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Mar 25, 2018 21:21
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Athanatos posted:The Colts select Nelson Muntz, QB out of Springfield Grade School: Oh hell, Luck is never getting better, is he?  Colts are all yours.
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Mar 25, 2018 22:38
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Erainor posted:How much time in between picks? 8 hour deadline for each selection. Deadlines are active only between the hours of 7 am and 12 am CST. We started a little early today, so I'll allow a bit of time for those who weren't expecting it, but we're already on pick 9 with only two missing picks. San Fran and Vincent Van Goatse are on the clock!
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Mar 26, 2018 02:59
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Erainor posted:Cool I have two picks prepared for when it's my turn. This is cool! Glad you like it! Vincent Van Goatse posted:With the 9th pick, the San Francisco 49ers select Arthur "Pinky" Marx, Fullback, Huxley College. Can't deny his multitool skill set, although showboating issues and a propensity to bring illegal objects on the field may cost the Niners some penalty yards. Insertnamehere31 posted:I'll claim the Jets I suppose The Jets have now solidified their QB position for years to come and are now yours to manage! Since the Bucs and Raiders don't have owners, the Dolphins and Amy Pole Her are on the clock.
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Mar 26, 2018 12:35
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Dolphins have passed the 8 hour limit. Amy Pole Her, pick when ready. If someone wants the Bucs or Raiders, grab the GM and make a pick. Buffalo and Acebuckeye13, you're on the clock.
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Mar 27, 2018 11:27
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Quiet Feet and the Redskins are up next.
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Mar 27, 2018 16:23
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Swivelhips, the original OBJ! Some interesting names still left on the board. Erainor, you and the Packers are up.
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Mar 27, 2018 20:21
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seiferguy posted:There's no one for Arizona, Baltimore or LA, right? I'm assuming I'm next but wanted to confirm before making my pick. There are no owners for the Cardinals or Ravens, but the Chargers GM is Afterbirth Aftermath. They're on the clock now. Erainor posted:The new General Manager is scouring all available talent. After losing out on Jesus Christ of Nazareth, the Packers select I don't know why, but I'm laughing my rear end off at that picture.
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Mar 27, 2018 23:00
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That'sadanggonegoodpickItellyouwhat Incompetent and the Cowboys are up!
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Mar 28, 2018 01:57
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incompetent posted:Time for me to win the draft. Any relation to Mark? Surprised the Jets didn't snatch him up. Detroit Lions and Android Apocalypse are on the clock.
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Quiet Feet posted:This kid has no real talent and has been pounding luck potion to get where he is. When his eyes fall out and his nostrils close up in three years, the pack is gonna regret this one hard. I wonder if someone has done something similar with Voldemort? The Vikings need a pick...
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Mar 28, 2018 19:37
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Android Apocalypse posted:With the 20th pick of the 2018 NFL Fictional draft, the Detroit Lions select Hound, WR, Cybertron University And with that video, a team might be wise to draft Grimlock as DE or DT. The Bengals have no owners so the Bills and Acebuckeye13 are back up!
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Mar 28, 2018 21:44
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Skipping the Rams, so the Panthers and Zimbomonkey are up!
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Mar 29, 2018 17:42
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zimbomonkey posted:With the 24th pick (or so) in the Fictional Character draft, the Panthers fill every hole currently on the roster AND bring the blue lives matter crowd into the fold with This Fine Police Officer Who Never Did Anything Wrong And Is Just Trying to Locate A Missing Child, WR/CB/S, Skynet College of Applied Technology (apparently it's an online school?). Athanatos posted:I dont remember the football scene in T2! Amy Pole Her posted:Lol there was one goddamn rule Yeah, that's the one rule, the fictional character has to be shown playing football. Do you have a comic or other image of this fine officer playing football?
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Mar 29, 2018 22:40
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While we wait on the Panthers to show proof that this fine outstanding officer has played the game, the Saints take the 27th pick and take one of the most versatile players to ever play the game: Patrick "Eel" O'Brian, WR/OL/football, DCU You may know him better as Plastic Man.  The Saints have needed a WR who can stretch the field, and believe me, stretching the field is O'Brian's speciality. You can see above just how all Drew Brees has to do is to throw it high in the air, and O'Brian can stretch his arms up way higher than any DB can jump and catch the ball. However, what if a lineman gets hurt? No problem there, O'Brian can actually take the place of ALL the linemen.  And we all know that Sean Payton loves a trick play. Well, O'Brian can actually become the football, and have Brees throw him to the endzone for a touchdown where he can catch...himself.  So, while he may have a checkered past, the Saints are overjoyed to get one of the most flexible players in the draft. Considering we haven't even touched his superhuman strength and agility and his invulnerability, the Saints look like they've got a winner here in Mr. O'Brian. Since the Steelers and Jags do not have owners the Minnesota Vikings and Dubious are on the clock!
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Dubious posted:The Minnesota Vikings look to shore up their offense with the extremely potent and violent running style of former Los Angeles product Billy Cole, RB He's no boy scout, that's for sure.  The New England Bradys and Sweet Geek Swag are up!
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