If you had to steal a whole baked ham from the store, how would you do it?

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > If you had to steal a whole baked ham from the store, how would you do it?

Machai

Apply for job in the deli department, befriend loss prevention to learn their secrets, then sneak it out with my superior access to the merchandise as well as knowledge of camera dead zones and rear door usability.

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