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**looks up briefly from reading "1001 BYOBrabian Nights", nods at you while raising a cup of tea to his lips, looks back down and continues reading**
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Mar 18, 2018 17:48
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new season of Pokémon sounding pretty good |
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Mar 18, 2018 17:49
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Starman Super DX posted:new season of Pokémon sounding pretty good Detective Pikachu would have a backbreaking caseload in this world, from the FBI memos on Donald Trump to the suspicious activities beneath the shadowy underworld at Comet Ping Pong, ---------------- |
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Mar 18, 2018 17:53
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Dear Uncle Lowtax, How would YOU steal a ham? Sincerely, -Me https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 18, 2018 17:54
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Splatmaster posted:Dear Uncle Lowtax, very carefully ---------------- |
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Mar 18, 2018 18:01
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Lowtax posted:very *write down memo and sends off to Muellar* You've been very helpful. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 18, 2018 18:04
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Sherlock Holmes *vaping* "it's academic, like the wind blows through the trees, ah yes such is the nobility of man"
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Mar 18, 2018 18:06
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Loused?
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Mar 18, 2018 18:21
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more like "t/v club" lmao |
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Mar 18, 2018 18:22
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the AV club is Awful at Vaping which is why theyre so spun out
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Mar 18, 2018 18:23
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Detective Pikachu: I need those autopsy reports
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Mar 18, 2018 18:28
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Detective Pikachu: we're looking at a serial killer who ejaculates inside his victims, hours after he strangles them to death Detective Pikachu: *Vapes* Detective Pikachu: this sick freak drops trou ---------------- |
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Mar 18, 2018 18:32
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Detective Pikachu: this is DNA from Misty's vulva... she's been raped by this twisted pervert so many times that her insides hurt. She was vulvasore
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Mar 18, 2018 18:34
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Kid: hi detective pikachu Detective Pikachu: your father raped you Kid: n... No... Detective Pikachu: *blows bubbles out of vape pen* such is the destructive nature of man, tis a mere folly ---------------- |
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Mar 18, 2018 18:39
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Just imagine pikachu trying to roll a ham out of the store without paying. He's going to have a hard time, they aren't cylindrical and they have that flat side. |
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Mar 18, 2018 18:40
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"...Doomhouse is a eerie fascimile of the current trump white house, in its inherent chaos, disorder, flagrant exhibitions of mental illness but mostly that they have the word 'house' in the name..." |
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Mar 18, 2018 18:42
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| It's been a long time since Buffy and co. have graced the small screen, but you'd think that America was on the Hellmouth over the last few years. Think about it. | |
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Mar 18, 2018 18:45
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vanisher posted:Just imagine pikachu trying to roll a ham out of the store without paying. He's going to have a hard time, they aren't cylindrical and they have that flat side. Like a lopsided katamari, how's a nigga supposed to pick up the circus elephant when I got all these motherfucking traffic cones on one side ---------------- |
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Mar 18, 2018 18:45
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| Well the world certainly has changed since the last James Bond movie, hasn't it? In fact, if you think about it, we're probably the ones in a movie, and James Bond is a real guy in a world more boring, predictable, and technologically backwards than our own. He probably watches us in a theater and says things like "this is entertaining, but it's really stretching credibility, don't you think?" | |
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Mar 18, 2018 18:47
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how wild is it that we all remember when video technology was so rare you had to know what you were doing in order for it to work. now it's all like bing worp baZOP poo poo works just from go the first time you plug it in. theyre gonna make self whipping horses next, i tell you. crimes |
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Mar 18, 2018 18:47
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Stupid detective pikachu asked to name the killer in court and just keeps saying his own dumb name.
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Mar 18, 2018 18:48
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| With the new season of Black Mirror still months away, you have to wonder how its creators are going to deal with the fact that over the last few months, we've become the Black Mirror, and it's more terrifying than anything you could imagine. | |
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Mar 18, 2018 18:49
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:how wild is it that we all remember when video technology was so rare you had to know what you were doing in order for it to work. now it's all like bing worp baZOP poo poo works just from go the first time you plug it in. I can vouch for this guy, it is very much like bing worp baZOP ---------------- |
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Mar 18, 2018 18:49
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Corporal: Another rhasta gang related killing. Pretty young thing, too. Looks like she got in a little too deep. Had a taste for the danger of sleeping with a high level Jamaican drug lord. What do you think, sir? Detective Pikachu: Looks like this girl... *blows vape* wanted to Pokémon. |
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Mar 18, 2018 18:59
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ash: pikachu, use roar of time pikachu: *blows vape* it's 2:30
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Mar 18, 2018 19:11
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Detective Pikachu: the cable was intentionally severed on this Cirque du Soleil performer's harness, leading to his death from blunt force trauma, a fall from 18 feet resulting in instant death Detective Pikachu: *walks into closet* I'll be leaving now ---------------- |
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Mar 18, 2018 19:16
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idk how blunt force can be traumatic?  e: might need a name change to Blunt Force 🤔 Starman Super DX fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Mar 18, 2018
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Mar 18, 2018 19:19
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I repeatedly throw balls of red, wax-coated cheeses at the ham. To YOU, that is. In my mind I am lobbing Poke' Balls at a Ham-a-Lam. If I can capture it, I can add it to my Poke' Dex. The reality is I WILL steal this ham and post about it at the 'Yob. Detective Pikachu vapes behind me, smugly exhaling volumes of hazey vape clouds right into the shelves of jarred pickles. Stay aware of your surroundings, friends https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 18, 2018 19:22
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Law & Order: Pi-ka-chu
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Mar 18, 2018 19:28
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char ham der I choose you
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Mar 18, 2018 19:30
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Starman Super DX posted:Law & Order: Pi-ka-chu |
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Mar 18, 2018 19:36
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as we turn to a new page of maurice sendak's masterwork, we are struck by the eerie similarity between the hallucinogenic chaos of max's jungle world and the insanity of current events. we are forced to ponder: is the place where the REAL wild things are . . . reality itself??? |
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Mar 18, 2018 19:39
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they're over there, actually, stealin hams |
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Mar 18, 2018 19:49
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Robert Wagner and Stephanie Powers in detective Pikachu
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Mar 18, 2018 19:58
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A bunch of dock workers have gone on a rampage and fish ARE involved
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Mar 18, 2018 20:02
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Splatmaster posted:I repeatedly throw balls of red, wax-coated cheeses at the ham. To YOU, that is. pig skin country, ham-a-land whole skin country, ham-a-land crimes |
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Mar 18, 2018 20:03
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:pig skin country, ham-a-land swiss cheese on ryhe, ham-a-land fresh mince meat pie, ham-a-land
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Mar 18, 2018 20:14
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redm posted:swiss cheese on ryhe, ham-a-land Pikachu catch his man, ham-a-land Vapin mountain dew, ham-a-land ---------------- |
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Mar 18, 2018 20:20
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Starman Super DX posted:idk how blunt force can be traumatic? Oebeff https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...7kZBv6G&cf=1 ---------------- |
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