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I�ve always thought flying a kite was ultra chill. then I saw some kite boarders, and it looked too Xtreme to be chill. I thought about Ben Franklin and that lighting kite. now I�m thinking it might be possible to fly a kite and it not be chill.

# ? Mar 20, 2018 06:20

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 20:36

Coolguye: Required by his programming!

benny f used to get his kite up in the air, then lay down on his back in a pond and let his kite pull him around

don't let lightning kite fool you, kite flying is so chill it combines chill activities.

# ? Mar 20, 2018 07:41

alnilam

*singing let's go fly a kite angrily and in a minor key*

# ? Mar 20, 2018 12:24

wearing a lampshade

Flying a kite would be pretty unchill if it was hijacked midair and flown directly into a major metropolitan skyscraper.

# ? Mar 20, 2018 13:22

alnilam

Flying a kite as transport to get a mouse to work but he's really tense and unchill and keeps telling you to step on it

# ? Mar 20, 2018 13:38

City of Glompton

'go fly a kite' is NOT a nice suggestion or i gather from the tone used

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Mar 20, 2018 15:00

Scroon

The real thrill is in check kiting, my dudes

# ? Mar 20, 2018 15:34

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Sure, if the kaiting has a boyfriend and you had your eye on her; that would be unchill :shrug:

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# ? Mar 20, 2018 15:41

Koishi Komeiji

Kite flying used to be chill but it's gotten way too commercial with all the expensive after market kite mods. Not to mention all the teens forming kite gangs like the Kite Kings and the Night Swoopers. Even the national league players keep getting caught using performance enhancing drugs like Chillazene and Cloudapham. I wanna tell all these jerks to go fly a kite but that's exactly the problem.

# ? Mar 20, 2018 17:47

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

go fly a kite op!!
*is abruptly taken away by British policemen*

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Mar 20, 2018 19:02

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

alnilam posted:

*singing let's go fly a kite angrily and in a minor key*

# ? Mar 22, 2018 02:07

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

# ? Mar 22, 2018 02:17

cda: by Hand Knit

albany academy posted:

Flying a kite would be pretty unchill if it was hijacked midair and flown directly into a major metropolitan skyscraper.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 03:00

cda: by Hand Knit

You know what's chill, is you put a dick on the kite, so when people look up they see the kite and then they're like "what's that dangling from the kite."

# ? Mar 22, 2018 03:03

cda: by Hand Knit

NOT chill:

Broken kite
Too heavy kite
Nazi kite

Chill:
Weed kite
Kite with a little kite attached to it
Let's go back to weed kite for a second; what is it? A kite made of weed? A kite carrying weed? A kite with a pot leaf on it? There are many chill possibilities

# ? Mar 22, 2018 03:07