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leave those poor mongolians alone stop making war and instead fire up some chicken and chill |
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Mongolia grills are p good. my strat is to smash the meat into the bowls for ultimate meat density. the bastards freeze the meat in weird shapes just to get more air pockets and pad their profits. shameful, but delicious. |
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Mar 25, 2018 06:49
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Stacking the bowl as high as possible is some of the most fun you can have in a restaurant. |
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Mar 25, 2018 06:58
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rump buttman posted:Mongolia grills are p good. my strat is to smash the meat into the bowls for ultimate meat density. the bastards freeze the meat in weird shapes just to get more air pockets and pad their profits. shameful, but delicious. Subtly trained by General Tso in ancient martial ways, you have unlocked the Ultimate Meat Destiny technique. |
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Mar 25, 2018 07:05
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| I dunno, man. As a general, Tso should have been brave, but instead he was a chicken | |
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Mar 25, 2018 12:30
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| I would prefer to learn from a specific tso | |
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Mar 25, 2018 12:30
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| That's all I got | |
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Mar 25, 2018 12:31
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Private Tso was not content with his plight in life. He would one day make a dish so great, he would be promoted to the highest rank. |
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Mar 25, 2018 13:20
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cda posted:I would prefer to learn from a specific tso |
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Mar 25, 2018 13:45
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I'm paying this restaurant good money, you'd think they could afford to give me my own chicken |
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Mar 25, 2018 15:12
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as I leave, standing outside the door is a chinese warrior in full battle regalia demanding to know whether I have seen his chicken. I say "I dunno man was your chicken somewhat too heavy on the soy sauce and skimpy on the broccoli?" the warrior tells me I have already made that joke and now he is honor bound to kill me. as the blade rushes towards my neck I realize that this is not such a terrible fate, I would have been hungry again in a few hours anyway. |
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Mar 25, 2018 15:20
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cda posted:I would prefer to learn from a specific tso |
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Mar 25, 2018 15:23
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as I devour the last morsel from my plate I cackle, "finally I have my revenge on that damnable general tso! for years I have been hunting him but he is like a ghost. wherever I go it seems he has been there and left mere hours, nay even minutes, before my arrival. taunting me. I have felt the warmth from a seat he has just lately departed, yet I have never once seen his face. but now the joke is on him!" I dab my face with a napkin and rise from the table. "I have eaten his chicken, the source of his power! never again will he trouble me or the people of this world!" in this moment of pure triumph I happen to catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror and suddenly everything changes. "no!" I scream, but there is no avoiding the truth. for I was general tso, and always had been |
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Mar 25, 2018 15:32
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Young warrior, do not be so foolish to think you can master the smash without first understanding the bowl. Look here *picks up bowl* to you, a simple bowl. To a meat crush master? His right hand. With two bowls working together, such as that of a hungry friend, one can take every frozen curled scrap of gold out of this place home in their belly. You will be ready one day, but you must meditate on this first. |
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Mar 25, 2018 15:34
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He was originally called "General Chicken" for continuously having his troops retreat and was considered a coward. He owned his "General Chicken" name and made a delicious food dish, and was thereafter hailed as a hero! His military strategy was still lackluster, but, his culinary achievements got him a pass and an officers rank.
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Mar 25, 2018 16:28
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Asian chicken officer: General Tso American chicken officer: Colonel Sanders Food for thought.
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Mar 25, 2018 16:31
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cda posted:I would prefer to learn from a specific tso ---------------- |
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Mar 25, 2018 16:40
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I don't support this militant chicken |
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Mar 26, 2018 03:26
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Network admin Steve's Soylent Mailman George's Gogurt 1st grader Billy's Chocolate milk and fries
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Mar 26, 2018 19:09
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Why did the chicken cross the road? In General, he was interested.
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Mar 26, 2018 21:23
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classic joke you can use the next time you eat General Tso's Chicken: waiter: "how was your meal?" you: "Eh, it was Tso Tso." If taking your chicken to go: "I'm Tso ready to get home and eat this!"
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Mar 26, 2018 21:32
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general tso's is way tastier than nobunaga's ambition
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Mar 26, 2018 22:19
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the chicken that can be eaten is not the eternal chicken |
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The Art of War(m Tasty Chicken): An Historical Romance 1866 Richard Tso |
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