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I'm paying this restaurant good money, you'd think they could afford to give me my own chicken |
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as I leave, standing outside the door is a chinese warrior in full battle regalia demanding to know whether I have seen his chicken. I say "I dunno man was your chicken somewhat too heavy on the soy sauce and skimpy on the broccoli?" the warrior tells me I have already made that joke and now he is honor bound to kill me. as the blade rushes towards my neck I realize that this is not such a terrible fate, I would have been hungry again in a few hours anyway. |
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Mar 25, 2018 15:20
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as I devour the last morsel from my plate I cackle, "finally I have my revenge on that damnable general tso! for years I have been hunting him but he is like a ghost. wherever I go it seems he has been there and left mere hours, nay even minutes, before my arrival. taunting me. I have felt the warmth from a seat he has just lately departed, yet I have never once seen his face. but now the joke is on him!" I dab my face with a napkin and rise from the table. "I have eaten his chicken, the source of his power! never again will he trouble me or the people of this world!" in this moment of pure triumph I happen to catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror and suddenly everything changes. "no!" I scream, but there is no avoiding the truth. for I was general tso, and always had been |
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Mar 25, 2018 15:32
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the chicken that can be eaten is not the eternal chicken |
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