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I heard one interpretation of this conspiracy was that they were already secretly arresting celebrities. Somehow. I think I heard that John Legend one of them.
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So what are the odds of the original fad creator to be completely high on his own supply?
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Dr Christmas posted:I heard one interpretation of this conspiracy was that they were already secretly arresting celebrities. Somehow. I think I heard that John Legend one of them. I like this idea, they're already living in a fantasy world where Trump is a genius and school shootings are fake, why not just expand the fantasy? Convince yourself that Trump isn't under investigation, that the wall is actually built but the media can't show it - maybe it's an invisible wall? Obama and Hillary and all the other left politicians and celebrities have been arrested and executed or are being tortured in Guantanamo or on the loving moon, who cares. If George Clooney appears in public that's just a lookalike. Trump gets impeached or loses in 2020, NBD it's all a trick, he's actually the eternal god-emperor and leaving office was just another fakeout to deceive the media and the DEEP STATE. It's like the end of Brazil, just escape into a dream world.
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Idahoant posted:I like this idea, they're already living in a fantasy world where Trump is a genius and school shootings are fake, why not just expand the fantasy? Convince yourself that Trump isn't under investigation, that the wall is actually built but the media can't show it - maybe it's an invisible wall? Obama and Hillary and all the other left politicians and celebrities have been arrested and executed or are being tortured in Guantanamo or on the loving moon, who cares. If George Clooney appears in public that's just a lookalike. Trump gets impeached or loses in 2020, NBD it's all a trick, he's actually the eternal god-emperor and leaving office was just another fakeout to deceive the media and the DEEP STATE. That is why Trump keeps calling for a transparent wall. It all makes sense now.
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Another recent thing Q has popularized (but not invented) - Angela Merkel is Hitler's daughter, and was installed as Chancellor of Germany in order to bring Europe under the unified rule of the Rothschild bloodline (Hitler was a Rothschild btw) OwlFancier posted:See the funny bit is that this isn't even weird, at least, not the idea of secret intelligence agencies posting poo poo on 4chan to signal operatives. That's just a numbers station for the modern age. Though I think perhaps they wouldn't look like random bits of javascript. Generally you would use a one time pad so the message should be entirely unintelligible without the key, and not be a series of vague allusions numerology style. Luigi's Discount Porn Bin fucked around with this message at 10:03 on Mar 26, 2018 |
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You know with the right music and the right voice, it could become some loving great slam poetry. Also Merkel was born in '54, 
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Toplowtech posted:Also Merkel was born in '54, So shes Argentinian?
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hobbesmaster posted:So shes Argentinian? There are two theories going around: a) Hitler managed to hide under a different name in Argentina and fathered little Angela there, or b) Hitler had his sperm frozen for some reason and Merkel is the product of artificial insemination nine years later, done by a Nazi- and occultism-loving doctor. Apparently the NWO reared her with the explicit purpose to become a powerful ruler shortly after a German would become Pope. Benedict XVI got elected Pope on April 20, 2005, ie Hitler‘s 116th birthday, while Merkel got sworn in as chancellor on (iirc) November 11 the same year, which is the same day Darwin‘s „The Origin of Species“ got published, which is significant for some reason? Anyway, it’s ironclad evidence, you see (and has been circulating on German conspiracy Blogs and Facebook for at least a decade now, together with the even more popular theory that she had been a Stasi informer operating under the codename „IM Erika“)
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hobbesmaster posted:So shes Argentinian? drat, beaten
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System Metternich posted:which is significant for some reason? Then again maybe I'm expecting too much from theories about 4/20 Pope Weed every day.
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Ratoslov posted:I wonder if they know CIA agents can use full sentences? He only has seconds to type these messages before an alarm gos off in the control room and armed guards rush to stop him
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Guavanaut posted:I'd have thought they'd have gone for the more famous event that happened on November 11th, the end of WWI and the armistice that led Hitler to buy into the whole stab in the back myth. Clearly the Illuminati ended the war on that date for a reason. 
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System Metternich posted:There are two theories going around: a) Hitler managed to hide under a different name in Argentina and fathered little Angela there, or b) Hitler had his sperm frozen for some reason and Merkel is the product of artificial insemination nine years later, done by a Nazi- and occultism-loving doctor. Apparently the NWO reared her with the explicit purpose to become a powerful ruler shortly after a German would become Pope. Benedict XVI got elected Pope on April 20, 2005, ie Hitler‘s 116th birthday, while Merkel got sworn in as chancellor on (iirc) November 11 the same year, which is the same day Darwin‘s „The Origin of Species“ got published, which is significant for some reason? Anyway, it’s ironclad evidence, you see (and has been circulating on German conspiracy Blogs and Facebook for at least a decade now, together with the even more popular theory that she had been a Stasi informer operating under the codename „IM Erika“)
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Silvio Berlusconi was born in 1936, Merkel is actually his first love child* (and Mussolini's grand child). See that works far far better. *Silvio basically spawned 3/4 of Europe politicians, don't you know.
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System Metternich posted:There are two theories going around: a) Hitler managed to hide under a different name in Argentina and fathered little Angela there, or b) Hitler had his sperm frozen for some reason and Merkel is the product of artificial insemination nine years later, done by a Nazi- and occultism-loving doctor. Apparently the NWO reared her with the explicit purpose to become a powerful ruler shortly after a German would become Pope. Benedict XVI got elected Pope on April 20, 2005, ie Hitler‘s 116th birthday, while Merkel got sworn in as chancellor on (iirc) November 11 the same year, which is the same day Darwin‘s „The Origin of Species“ got published, which is significant for some reason? Anyway, it’s ironclad evidence, you see (and has been circulating on German conspiracy Blogs and Facebook for at least a decade now, together with the even more popular theory that she had been a Stasi informer operating under the codename „IM Erika“) So Hitler froze his own sperm which needs to be kept at a constant temperature of liquid nitrogen for 9 years. Then a doctor used the semen to artificially inseminate a child to become the future leader of Europe? Why not just get a random woman pregnant in Germany in 1945? Or multiple women?
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For some reason they think ideology is genetically inherited. Merkel is Hitler's spawn is thus is a totalitarian globalist (I know, I know), Obama is Frank Marshall's secret kid and is a radical communist, etc.
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Mantis42 posted:For some reason they think ideology is genetically inherited. Merkel is Hitler's spawn is thus is a totalitarian globalist (I know, I know), Obama is Frank Marshall's secret kid and is a radical communist, etc. Hmm I wonder what reason that is
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Mantis42 posted:For some reason they think ideology is genetically inherited. Merkel is Hitler's spawn is thus is a totalitarian globalist (I know, I know), Obama is Frank Marshall's secret kid and is a radical communist, etc. Don't forget that they also believe that Canada's President Trudeau is Fidel Castro's kid, despite his mom and Castro never having been in the same city anytime around his conception.
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It's easier to get a baby out of a living Castro and lady Trudeau separated by a large geographical distance than it is to get a baby out of dead Hitler and mama Merkel separated by a decade of unlife.
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How many fathers does Obama have at this point, I've lost track.
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Polygynous posted:How many fathers does Obama have at this point, I've lost track. 
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System Metternich posted:There are two theories going around: a) Hitler managed to hide under a different name in Argentina and fathered little Angela there, or b) Hitler had his sperm frozen for some reason and Merkel is the product of artificial insemination nine years later, done by a Nazi- and occultism-loving doctor. Apparently the NWO reared her with the explicit purpose to become a powerful ruler shortly after a German would become Pope. Benedict XVI got elected Pope on April 20, 2005, ie Hitler‘s 116th birthday, while Merkel got sworn in as chancellor on (iirc) November 11 the same year, which is the same day Darwin‘s „The Origin of Species“ got published, which is significant for some reason? Anyway, it’s ironclad evidence, you see (and has been circulating on German conspiracy Blogs and Facebook for at least a decade now, together with the even more popular theory that she had been a Stasi informer operating under the codename „IM Erika“) Someone needs to make a spiritual successor to deus ex based on this type of stuff, it’s amazing.
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Mantis42 posted:It's easier to get a baby out of a living Castro and lady Trudeau separated by a large geographical distance than it is to get a baby out of dead Hitler and mama Merkel separated by a decade of unlife. Oh sorry did you not get the memo on the occult wars in the sixties?
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It's literally to political analysis what's cloud watching for weird looking clouds is to weather control.
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I've been following this just a bit, but I'm still really unclear what Q fans are *supposed to do*? There's a lot of smug stuff like "if you don't get it and can't deal with the stress, that's fine, we got this and we're going to change history." But all I see Q people do is applying hindsight to feel smart about arglebargle posted days or weeks prior. Are they all supposed to turn out in the streets someday in response to orders from Q, or is this all just jerking-off at their computer desks and feeling like they're "part" of something important because they're reading conspiracy theories? Weird as it is to say, partial credit to the dude with a rifle who stormed Comet Pizza in DC, since when presented with a massive and horrifying conspiracy he actually got off his rear end and drove out to dive into it. Of course it was completely poinless, revealed nothing, and got him criminal charges, but I would be fine with more of that happening to Q folks so long as nobody gets hurt. Catholic nuns are out there chaining themselves to fences at nuclear installations for their beliefs, but the brave followers of Q don't seem to be doing a heck of lot other than keeping their powder very, very dry. It's like slacktivism with the smugness of being a conspirator.
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Jay Rust posted:I don’t know much about 4chan, what’s stopping every rando from posting their own Q word salad? Nothing because trips were solved ages ago.
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Jay Rust posted:I don’t know much about 4chan, what’s stopping every rando from posting their own Q word salad? Duh, because their amazing predictions wouldn't come true and thus the faker would immediately be exposed as Not the Real Q.
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Oh, then I have bad news. https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/973681633349046274 Big old thread. So yeah, like all kinds of nutsy right-wing crap, Qanonism is gonna fuel violent criminal action.
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It isn't very nice to create a thread solely to make fun of the mentally disabl- No. You know what, I started the libertarian thread, I do not have the high ground here. Carry on your godly work.
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This convinced me that humanity has not made any significant mental progress since medieval times
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A reminder that uber-cryptographer Q was caught using the password "matlock". But once that became revealed, Qtards were all over themselves to explain that Q *deliberately* compromised their account, and it was yet another clue referring to Cold War-era ambassor Jack F. Matlock. So while it looked like complete incompetence, it was actually a hidden message disguised as idiocy!
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fatherboxx posted:This convinced me that humanity has not made any significant mental progress since medieval times People are going to be stupid until the end of people.
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He is blatantly stealing Wittes gimmick. "See we can have someone say boom too."
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Lote posted:Why not just get a random woman pregnant in Germany in 1945? Or multiple women? Hitler didn't gently caress
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