Fulchrum posted:

Seth Rich used stolen illuminati technology to look into the future and saw all the evil that President Hillary would do, so he leaked the information about her and set a series of recorded messages to respond to everything that he predicted would happen after he died. That explains why he says that nothing can be revealed without a mass panic, because he foresaw mass panic if the truth was revealed too early, and why Q can only talk to believers in their dreams!

I guarantee you someone has floated this idea.

Potato Salad posted:

Were I to write a fiction like Qltists believe, I'd get slaughtered in review of my first drafts for so lazily and ham-handedly creating a "The enemy is simultaneously all-powerful and near collapse" adversary


It's like a loving 6 year old made this, or perhaps a bunch of 60+ year old boomers exposed to leaded flatware, paint, and gasoline their whole lives and who haven't challenged themselves in decad--


Huh.

Kerning Chameleon posted:

Conspiracy theorists have always been irredeemable trash people, the problem is decades of a deteriorating education system and political polarization combined with modern mass media technologies has allowed conspiracy theorists to make up an increasing percentage of the population, to the point they now represent a legitimate voting block.

They always screamed at the sheeple to WAKE UP, and unfortunately we're beginning to see what happens when that occurs.

TulliusCicero posted:

Also lol at the "Trust the plan" dopes everytime nothing loving happens. Maybe nothing ever happens because it is all bullshit?

Fulchrum posted:

Has anyone tried to say that Q needs money in order to hasten the great awakening? I honestly wonder, would there be legal consequences to fleecing these idiots?

Zil posted:

So they are just eating each other alive now?

Excellent.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

My pet theory is this entire last two years has been an Onion Simulation just to see how far they could push satire before shattering reality.

Doctor Spaceman posted:

The people pushing fake news (for money) during the 2016 campaign tried to target left wing groups but had a lot less success compared to the right and mostly gave up. Left wing conspiracy theories obviously exist but like the outrage/grift industry the right does it to a far greater extent.

RagnarokAngel posted:

Anyone who uses navigation techniques that require the earth to be round (airline pilots, sailors, etc.) are all in on it. Every last one of them. And despite the fact that if any of them came forward and told the truth they'd be heralded as a messiah and likely make millions writing a tell all book, none of them have done so.

Twelve by Pies posted:

One of the posts mentions how Trump is "saving Israel for last" so I'm pretty sure the idea is to pretend we're friends with Israel to help them wipe out the Muslims and then when they're all gone to go after Israel.

McGlockenshire posted:

Today, the Qult asks itself a question.

VitalSigns posted:

Also a handy justification for why date after date passes without the promised reckoning: the faithful have not done enough to prepare the way and must redouble their efforts for Q's next opportunity

Tollymain posted:

good luck rebuilding any kind of relationships w the sane people in your life, morons!

Toplowtech posted:

At this point, i just think they should just form an actual church, purely for taxes reasons.

TulliusCicero posted:

50,000 people lmao

These idiots think Donald Trump is some kind of mega political genius with the ability and control to round up 50,000 people in military tribunals.

Zero_Grade posted:

This is the funniest twist in all this fantastical nonsense in a while, and it's apparently led to Noted Idiot Thomas Wictor being banned off Twitter.

If anyone wants a synopsis of this dumbassery: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/alyssa-milano-brett-kavanaugh-twitter-conspiracy/

I'm sure this will be tied into Q within a week somehow.

RandomPauI posted:

I wonder what it'd take to start a theory that the murdered reporter was actually Q?

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

You will soon realize the amount of work and skills that were required to achieve this

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

I know this is kind of their entire deal, but why are these people so obsessed with Hillary Clinton? Why is she their boogieman instead of someone else? Like, she's just kind of an uninspiring politician who hosed up running for president. Is it just because she's a woman? Because she ran against Trump? What makes them fixate so hard on her?

Pope Guilty posted:

As Fred Clark explains, a lot of people would really like to believe it. (part 2)

TulliusCicero posted:

This has to be a troll. Nobody is this insane right?

TulliusCicero posted:

What the gently caress is kuru?

Fulchrum posted:

I mean, the NPC meme is basically just the same as when 80's cartoons made all the henchpeople robots.

Murgos posted:

"50 elites attempt to pull 5 trillion from the world economy."

Well, let's see. 5 trillion over 50 is 100 billion per elite.

Jeff Bezos is the only person in the world with a personal worth over 100 billion.

Therefore it must have been Jeff Bezos and 49 of his clones!

I love that this whole part seems to be predicated on some idea that you can just move major multinational assets, like Amazon, out of the economy in the middle of the night. It's like a special ATM that rich people have.

Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

tbf russiagate liberals are reaching qanon levels but without the fun satanism/multidimensional stuff

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

In the early days of Qanon, when a lot of Infowars-adjacent internet "skeptics" were heavily involved, that's what the working theory was. They rejected any supernatural explanations, but they assumed that The Cabal thought that their child-sacrificing black masses gave them power, so it's still bad!

But, by this point in the conspiracy's life cycle, most people who still buy into it wholly believe that leftists are given power directly by Satan via child sacrifices, in order to fuel their dark magicks and usher in the literal Biblical end-times.

hseroK divaD posted:

https://twitter.com/PokerPolitics/status/1083963964822876160?s=19

I can't vouch for the veracity of this, but it looks like a nice shitstorm on the making

Corsair Pool Boy posted:

Cuomo has his problems - , both-siderism, rather... optimistic regarding the intentions of a lot of Congresspeople, and he's way too willing to interview people that are just going to lie and bullshit in the name of 'hearing the other side' which IMO becomes invalid when there is a constant refusal to concede even basic facts (his interviews with Kellyanne Conway and Giuliani are migraine inducing). But I've seen him discuss stuff like this before.

He thinks Obama's refusal to address the birth certificate stuff immediately, strongly, and loudly was a strategic error because it let the idea fester and morph and get ingrained into people's brains and he should have killed it quickly. I don't think it would have made a whit of difference, but his idea is that, if Obama had produced the birth certificate in 2008 the issue would never have become part of Obama's aura on the right, forgery accusations, etc.

I'm 99% sure he thinks she needs to address it now to avoid going through that again, and that's the extent of it to him.

I think the thought process is inherently flawed given that the people we're talking about think there's a global cabal torturing kids to get a high from drinking their blood and once the idea is out there it's never going to go away plus it's a dogwhistley way to say she's not white and there's nothing that will kill it if it gains traction.

zoux posted:

While our prison system is deplorable and I agree with you that it's a new form of slavery (in fact it's specifically exempted in the 13th) I don't think it's comparable to chattel slavery as practiced in the antebellum South. I think if that was happening on the scale that it was, people would take up arms. Because they did it was called the Civil War!

zoux posted:

I wouldn't blithely dismiss the role of the abolitionist movement in leading to secession, but yes it's true the immediate case for war was preserving the union. Though the immediate cause of the South seceding was the election of Abraham Lincoln.

TulliusCicero posted:

Oh wow! we know what all the executive time is for now: it's so Trump can read Q tweets and 8chan!

Don't we look stupid for making fun of Trump being a lazy gently caress!

Complications posted:

Because using his 20D chess skills he plants information that leads qanon people to post the right things on the right internet sites which creates the geometries to make the stars right to make all of their fantasies come true.

posting on anonymous internet message boards and twitter and reddit are very important to the world and to fighting the deep state and the evil [[[conspiracies]]] you know. the good conspiracies are immune to the bad effects of being posted at on the internet though

just don't ask how

fallingdownjoe posted:

Rowe's background is opera singing. He's an excellent example of people who think that something that destroys your body and treats you like poo poo is morally valuable just because it's called 'work'.

AWarmBody posted:

Q wasn't wrong about the dates he dropped. He's just smarter than we thought!

RagnarokAngel posted:

I mean, that hasn't stopped them before.
At this point Q has evolved past the original poster (or group of posters) and people are making up their own storyline regardless of anything Q says. Trump is messiah and anyone opposing him is part of the Globalist Islamic Satanist Jewish Pedophile Cabal, that's it. No negotiations.

chitoryu12 posted:

What's the explanation for why Trump and Kim would continuously delay something that would massively increase Trump's popularity and potentially derail the impact of any investigations?

Feinne posted:

Well, to really get the full effect they have to put the young and old mice into parabiosis which isn't so practical.

zoux posted:

MadJackal posted:

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1103010337920446464

I really hate that crazy writing styles are apparently a communicable disease.