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Someone in C-spam did posit that this is all our mental illness and that trump didn't win in 2016 we're just imagining this and everyone is really worried about us but we continue to perceive the world as if trump won or even ran at all.
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"Oh no he's going on about the host of the apprentice running for president again... let's try and change the subject and see if he can move on" "trmup ORB lmaoooo"
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Nov 18, 2019 18:22
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TremorX posted:More believable than actual reality at this point. And somehow Qultists have made an even more batshit version of reality that is Absolutely True as far as they're concerned.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:I prefer my mate's theory that the LHC actually did create a black hole when it was turned on and the last 5 years have been a collective delusion caused by the effects of time dilation and spaghettification on our brains in the last milliseconds of our existence in this universe. This was another working theory I have suspected might be true. Turns out that teen girl who killed herself in fear of the LHC turning on was the smart one after all. She was the last person to truly die and not be stuck in this hell purgatory. Purga.... Tory.
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In this interpretation, we're the Qanons. Imagining a conspiracy that Donald John Trump, real estate mogul and host of The Apprentice, is somehow President of the United States of America, despite running a batshit campaign that culminated in an Access Hollywood tape revealed he grabbed women by the pussy, but still won anyway because Anthony Wiener dickpicked a minor and his laptop contained emails that opened an investigation into Trump's general election rival Hillary Rodham Clinton the week before people went to the polls.
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Can't believe you married a corpse in a skinsuit.
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Pinche Rudo posted:Get some brain tonic to find out, only $49.99 for a months supply. *week's seriously that poo poo is loving bitcoin prices
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bird with big dick posted:Ask them how much dinar they have Ahaha I'd forgotten about that. And looking at it the Iraqi dinar is still worth absolutely gently caress-all, slowly on the decline.
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angerbeet posted:Very tempted to buy Is this a pun about diners?
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worth of dinar. I mean, I'd only waste it on a sandwich anyway.
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GABA ghoul posted:We are three years into the cult and there are already schisms about JFK Jr. despite Q having explicitly proclaimed him dead. Dr. VooDoo posted:A section of the non-JFK Jr QAnon sect also believes that the JFK Jr sect doesn’t actually believe he is alive either but that they are really a counter-op by The Cabal to make QAnon look silly/crazy so the masses will dismiss QAnon to stop The Great Awakening God drat I love the way that the crazy diversifies.
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Sorry but I'm loving dying at Mr Peanut being dragged into this conspiracy theory. Was he too close to the truth?
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Jan 27, 2020 13:49
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VitalSigns posted:I remember this thread was asking how to monetize QAnon https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1222331570322837505 Makes for a great timeline cap (apologies for the reddit watermark): 
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Jan 29, 2020 15:31
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If he does have to drink the deadly bleach I hope he at least lives long enough to leave a warning for his followers to ignore.
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Jan 30, 2020 10:58
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The Chairman posted:The people who sell Miracle Mineral Solution just say that the nausea, diarrhea, internal bleeding and long sheets of intestinal lining in your bowel movements are part of the healing process and that if you feel like poo poo afterwards, that means it's working and you really needed the detox badly Yes I remember when a mother showed pictures of the floor with the spoilered part of your post sitting there which she said was the tapeworms that were causing her kid's autism. Some scientist asked to have them to "discover which species of worm" it was but used the mailed sample to determine it was, in fact, what your spoilered part said.
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Ahhh, how the drain swirls https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1460066425746436097
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Matt Gaetz is innocent until proven guilty but his wingman pleading guilty to the same crime and turning state evidence in exchange seems like there's more to the Gaetz case than Q. For one thing the FBI people in charge of Joel Greenberg's case have recently hired new prosecutors, which is an odd thing to do for a case where the guy has already pleaded guilty, except if other people are expected to be indicted. So yes, Gaetz has not been indicted as of my posting, but it's not "left-wing Qanon" to think that the creepy forehead golem might be a sex freak.
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What's probably more galling is they are in real government and just bumble around doing culture war bullshit and not actually passing legislation (this part is good) and yet they're the most popular members of congress in their own party because they run around smearing everyone including themselves with their turds and shout like lunatics and marxist antifa and There's just no desire on the right for political governance, which is really the republican ethos as stated by the right for decades but more as a cynical ploy to starve black people of structural reparations rather than as a defence of a highly individualistic society. Another example of their campaign strategies running out of control and so their predictable logical conclusion is now the major motivating factor.
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There's something fishy in them thar Woods.
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Oh looking him up you mean the director Ed Wood. He wasn't gross or insane to my knowledge, just severely depressed and alcoholic. Which, same.
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Don't just post something that juicy and gently caress off. e: all I can find is this reddit thread posting a screenshot of an Erik, Son of Erik, tweet https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/rtb2he/mtg_gets_attacked_by_qanon_folk_for_owning_pharma/ GreatAwakening dot win has no relevant results for "MTG" or "pharma" when combined, and nothing relevant when searched separately. So I'm guessing they're conveniently memory-holing her. Tesseraction fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Jan 1, 2022 |
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Sussmann was a Clinton campaign staffer who reported the Trump Foundation / AlfaBank connection to the FBI in 2016. Durham was appointed special prosecutor into the "witch hunt" against Donald Trump in 2019 or thereabouts. In the three years he's taken so far he has achieved the sum total of losing like a giant idiot in court. He has a second court case coming in October but given he couldn't even successfully prosecute a Suss mann I'm not expecting him to fare better.
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IPlayVideoGames posted:Remember that armed guy rushing in and demanding to see the basement and being shown there wasn’t? This guy was sentenced to jail by Ketanji Brown Jackson and so the qultists were FURIOUS when she was nominated to the supreme court.
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duck.exe posted:I used to find it odd that Qanon people completely ignored the hoard of CSA images on 8kun/etc. Then I realized it’s because they don’t care at all (or even approve and participate) when their side is doing it, it’s only bad when the liberal enemy does it. There was a period where they were perusing a whole heap of that stuff because they wanted to find the ones with Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin in them, and were live-documenting it on 8kun etc. This was around 2018 or so and must have been the weirdest point in time for the people in charge of stopping the distribution and production of that poo poo.
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Burning_Monk posted:Its actually real, but chuds made it way more than it is. Another case of dihydrogen monoxide sounding scary so people freak out.
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This Is the Zodiac posted:Veruca Salt fell down the garbage chute. I'd argue the squirrel horde had more to say about her movement RE: the chute.
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Jethro posted:That transition to part 2 is a killer. Legitimately the greatest rugpull I've ever experienced.
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As I recall there's nothing to suggest a deliberate transportation of seeds so much as it matches the rotation of the globe / seeds live pretty long in water. Still shows that there's potential for boat travel.
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Vahakyla posted:Elon Musk made a lovely joke and posted ”Q*Anon” on twitter. I wanna see crazies. Mostly just freaks like this: 
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Racetheism.
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It probably was but honestly it's hard to tell what Musk is thinking ever since taking over Twitter and getting made fun of constantly turned his brain into fondue.
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Moreover the "expert" was one guy who wrote one part of one book about how Pizzagate was a stupid conspiracy, and the guy arrested for possession of CSAM is a different guy with the same name.
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Xakura posted:For real? Yep, the other James Meek is a London Review of Books op-ed writer and novelist who also did a debunk of conspiracy theories https://www.lrb.co.uk/contributors/james-meek Notably not in jail.
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The Artificial Kid posted:I smell another thai cave diver lawsuit. Strangely enough, searching around doesn't show anything about Mr Meek filing a lawsuit. Hope it's just in the works, or maybe Musk being a loving idiot and pointing to the wrong guy didn't drive any negative attention to the correct James Meek and so there's no need.
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