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System Metternich posted:which is significant for some reason? Then again maybe I'm expecting too much from theories about 4/20 Pope Weed every day.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2018 16:29 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:07 |
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Have they come up with any reason why the elites have to have tunnels of children being tortured in 'farms' to get their adrenochrome rather than just doing the fairly simple synthesis from epinephrine? I haven't done a direct financial comparison but I'm fairly sure which one would be an order of magnitude cheaper and easier.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 19:00 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:Thats just how depraved these people are! They dont care about cost its the thrill and spectacle! Like elite pedophile clubs? Yeah, that's a definite possibility. Traumatized kids produce adrenaline? Yes, they do. Adrenaline is oxidized into adrenochrome, which was thought to have some role in mental health? Yes it is and was. The elites then bleed the kids? Maybe, abusers do all kinds of hosed up poo poo. And send the blood to a lab to extract the adrenochrome? That sounds very expensive. Which they use as a That version seems like it's about adding wild details to things that really happen, like powerful groups covering up child sexual abuse, in the same manner that the Satanic Panic of the 80s did, everyone one ups one another until there's kids being flushed down school toilets to secret satan abuse chambers. The version where there's thousands of kids kept in farms to be farmed for adrenochrome is just bizarre. Morningwoodpecker posted:I think its the plot of an X-files episode.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 19:59 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:I would also ask any q adherent why the elite don't simply use the ready supply of immigrant children they already have inside of concentration camps that are currently dying of neglect and unnecessary surgery. I know the reason is that the q people embraced the q fantasy to distract them from that specific reality and that they don't want to admit out loud that they'd be perfectly happy to see those children tortured to death rather than let free to live with their parents in a city the q person will likely never even visit, but I'd love to know what they'd say in response.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 22:34 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Are you saying that Hillary Clinton is a pedophile?
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 14:30 |
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InfiniteZero posted:I recall a short story by I think Ursula K. LeGuin where a society is kept in harmony so long as they have a single child kept hidden and in constant misery, so it's not like it's a very new concept.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 15:05 |
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A to Z. That's AstraZeneca. And the Sesame Street characters because we're all puppets. And Elmo is holding ABC because it means Announce Betacoronavirus. Genius, Dees, genius. Just needs some Stars of David in the bus lights.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 00:20 |
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https://twitter.com/HistoryMuppet/status/1305965582978818049
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 10:57 |
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twistedmentat posted:There was a protest against not dying to Covid here in Toronto and looks like Qanons were part of it
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2020 01:14 |
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If that's the case, this guy is going to be so happy in about 5 years time.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2020 10:01 |
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Thousands of these hanging from the rear view mirror of Ford F-150s
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2020 10:17 |
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That happening during a global pandemic would have probably just turned it into a million extremely local conspiracy theories and made things worse.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 11:04 |
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As someone pointed out earlier, probably at least to the founding of some of the US colonies by people convinced that the Pope was Satan's representative on Earth.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 11:44 |
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Murgos posted:Also, Biden won't be president this christmas no matter what happens and the Pope and Prince Phillip can't be deep state. They are just the state. You can't be part of a group undermining the state when you are the embodiment of the state, at that point it's just policy. Someone subverting them would be the deep state. I heard the same about John F. Kennedy Jr. Wheels within wheels.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 23:05 |
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Murgos posted:Millions of mole children used as sex slaves and harvested for their adrenochome (A thing only referenced in passing in a few fiction books which got it from some sketchy 1950s research papers that were long ago discarded as being non-sense) living in underground caves right under everyone's noses is a pretty good one. I mean, where does the supply of children come from? Also, people would probably notice the thousands of trucks and trains needed to bring food in and remove garbage daily. Are they living in pitch darkness in there or tapping the power grid? Candles? What about materials for support or equipment to pump out water? Not to mention that this whole thing is managed in perfect secrecy. But no, you can't ask a lab in China to manufacture it, nor can you use the existing terrible practices in factory pig farming to get mammalian adrenochrome, nor can you even use Chinese prisoners or the actually existing child concentration camps on the border. It has to be thousands of American children trafficked in nightstands by Wayfair. Nothing less will do for the Clintons. And they don't even tie the very real EpiPen shortage into the conspiracy.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2020 11:22 |
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And presumably if you use the adrenochrome from the actual children in pain in the camps, you start speaking Mexican and grow a sombrero so everyone knows what you're doing?
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2020 13:00 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7FWr2Nvf9I
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2020 13:13 |
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That's been true for a while.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2020 18:32 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:I do think most Qanon people believe the virus is real, they just think its a chinese manufactured virus (or natural and released here by china) and also not any worse than the flu quote:Another analysis found that those who believed that COVID-19 was created in a lab were over twice as likely to have met up with friends during lockdown, and to believe ‘too much fuss is being made about coronavirus’. Like, surely if you believed that the virus was a lab designed bioweapon you'd be more scared of it than if you believed that it was a naturally occurring thing 'like the flu', but I guess they're under no obligation to be even internally consistent.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2020 10:29 |
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But like what if it's not? What if the virus is the microchip, and it lets China remotely control you? But yes, the only way you can square the two is if the real conspiracy is "I don't like change in my routine " because in the swamp of pop culture that Q draws from, lab designed bioweapons are generally not a reason to not worry about something or write it off as 'just the flu'.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2020 10:46 |
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Right down to some religious leaders calling for a Christmas truce in the war on the virus, as if it's going to agree to something. In nearly any lovely Q-tier movie or book featuring a bioweapon, the people claiming it's 'just the flu' generally don't get very good endings though.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2020 16:51 |
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I heard if you keep saying things like that, they come into your house at night and strangle you with a cord.DynamicSloth posted:Holy poo poo, the Jesuit assassin trope? Isn't that from like the 17th century?
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2020 18:07 |
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OwlFancier posted:I don't necessarily disagree but it's probably one of the most respected publications in the UK lol.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2020 09:55 |
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You forgot the star on the Christmas tree, because it always eventually at some level boils down to this with European/Euro-American/Christian conspiracy theories (and quite a lot of Muslim ones too, but that's not what Q is).
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2020 12:52 |
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Strong Q energy from this: https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1329489610473402369
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2020 20:31 |
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Well, at least Venezuela is in the safe hands of Al Gore.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2020 03:20 |
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PhallicPhalanges posted:This is the first time I’ve seen the “atom bombs are fake” conspiracy ahead: quote:Have you heard about Trofim Lyssenko? He was the inventor of pseudoscience or really bad, fake science around 1930! Stalin loved him. Ever heard about Stalin? He was in charge of the Socialist/Communist Paradise (sic) in the Sovietunion 1924 - 1953. A very competent mass murderer that together with Hitler, an incompetent madman, started WW2 by attacking east Poland and Finland 1939 and the Baltic states 1940 and who US president Roosevelt liked a lot. Stalin could keep east Poland, a part of Finland and the Baltic states after WW2. Ever heard about US president Roosevelt, FDR? He was quite competent and created the fake atomic bomb under great, military secrecy 1942/5! With a plenty help from friends. FDR had 1942 asked his secretary of war and destruction, Henry Lewis Stimson, to secretly build nuclear weapons. FDR died April 1945 and was replaced by Harry Truman. And in July Stimson could inform Truman that two a-bombs were ready to be dropped on Japan August 1945, where the war was still on. USA had just lost plenty soldiers - >100 000 killed and injured - invading small islands like Iwo Jima February and Okinawa little later. Two guys had the same name and the US hasn't nuked anyone since WW2 so it's all fake I guess. e: Wait no they didn't even have the same names, Robert O Lyssenko is Robert Oppenheimer. Two people had different names so nukes fake. It's the dumbest poo poo. Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Nov 24, 2020 |
# ¿ Nov 24, 2020 18:57 |
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Rob Rockley posted:“Nuclear physics is fake” is a very real and niche conspiracy theory. They postulate that nuclear ships and submarines actually travel over undersea cables like some sort of electrified rail and that power plants are secretly just coal burning or whatever. I loving love it because every conspiracy theory has a reason it exists, like how flat earth proves the Bible, but I haven’t figured out what people get out of thinking the bomb is a hoax. A large part of it just seems to be wishing away complexity and things that aren't nice like the ever present threat of nuclear war. Sometimes there's a religious angle, like "God wouldn't allow something so powerful that it could unmake his greatest creation, man." or a weird Nazi anti-relativity angle, because there's always those variants of any conspiracy theory.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2020 20:29 |
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betaraywil posted:(the story of which is loving great by the way). Soviet Commubot posted:It's at whatever tier is between the various directional Michigan universities and a community college. that article posted:University of Eastern Pee-Pee Land
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2020 23:34 |
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You can get a few old ones with a tax stamp that was designed to make them completely unaffordable to all but the mega rich in the 30s ($200).
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2020 20:01 |
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Yeah, you can also get "80% complete sten gun please buy the template jig in a separate transaction and also please do not use the template jig to finish the gun unless you have the appropriate paperwork" fall autos too, and I'd guess most that own them did so illegally.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2020 20:10 |
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It's more a thing of super-Protestants like Quakers/Society of Friends, and their idea of Inner Light.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2020 15:04 |
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I remember when Obama was definitely going to do that and it was terrible.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 12:28 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:The difference in trump and obama is trump definitely listens to lunatics that say "suspend the Constitution"
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 14:07 |
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So why is it again that you have to redeem Hitler and believe the earth is flat to find God? It seems that a lot of people managed without that.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2020 13:26 |
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:An invisible....war
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2020 01:15 |
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Were there conspiracy explanations for the 19th century anarchists who actually did public acts of violence out of an understanding of propaganda of the deed? Like "they're only throwing bombs and getting hanged for throwing bombs because the syndicalist John D. Rockefeller is paying them" type stuff.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2020 13:04 |
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They think they've got away with the big steal, but just wait until 2024, when Biden will be forced by the Constitution to run for reelection, that's when the megakracken will be released.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2020 10:22 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2020 23:33 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:07 |
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I thought I recognized his, uh, unique manner of depicting Irishness (as literal monkey people).
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2020 00:08 |