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TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Smeep posted:

I really doubt it. I don’t think he’s on Twitter at all to be honest. He posts, but doesn’t read any of it. And I doubt they’ve covered Q on Fox much because it makes Trump supporters look idiotic.

Edit: this has to be someone trolling



There is! No! Carol!

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TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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Feinne posted:

Holy poo poo the level of faceblindness you'd need to for that to make sense.


All white people look like Ben Affleck and Matt Damon to me, it's just a matter where on the gradient they are between the two. I just see 3 Afflecks and 2 Damons.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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And this whole thing is being headed up by none other than Chris Parnell himself

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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A cursory glance at IMDB shows that several characters' last names are "Quince."

But of course the Q throw-pillows are just randomly placed to wink at a bunch of boomers with their tin-foil hats on a little too tight

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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I just bought a deck of cards and holy poo poo guys, there are FOUR of them

One for each branch of government if you include the deep state

MAKES U THINK

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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bird with big dick posted:

I saw a Q on a sandwich shop sign and went in and had a lobster roll and then gave a guy a blowjob in the bathroom

You were supposed to order the pizza sub before the blow job if you want access to the child trafficking secret basement. All you did was make some guy's day.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

one does not play with rear end

what do you eat

are you what you eat

w1ggaw1ggawubwub

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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That's like saying "Wal Mart will go out of business if I stop shopping there!"

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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load up on guns

bring your friends

with the lights out

it's less dangerous

yeah

-q

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

When a Qanonnite needs to prove to a woman that he's a...

When a Qanonnite loves a woman, and he actually wants to make love to her, with deep, deep concentration and great focus he's often able to achieve an erect--

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Why are Zaphod and the Sentionaut in there?

42
10 letters in Sentionaut

42*10 = 420

TRUMP WILL LEGALIZE WEED ON APRIL 2

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Release Free Energy!

:iiapa:

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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While the presence of the latter is almost always required in any appearance of the former, Q most certainly is not U.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

pseudanonymous posted:

That seems like a theory with a lot of moving parts, like faking the moon landing. Honestly, Q-anon is more believable to me than Whoppers are people. Q-anon just requires powerful people in a pedophile ring - true; Groups of people with aligned interests trying to control the country through economics and politics - true; government workers who not appointed who believe they know better than elected officials - true; and Trump is not a loving moron.

I think that's part of what makes Q-anon compelling, some of the individual facets of it have grains of truth in them.

OTOH, being somewhat based in or directly connected to reality is what makes the best ARGs. I'd classify Qanon as an ARG gone too far at this point.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Last week, three different looking white dudes are the same guy

This week, one dead white dude who looks very much like himself is someone else

That's So Q!

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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If their doctors told them to eat less meat, they'd poo poo on the dinner table and roll around in it

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

angerbeet posted:

I mean, Larouchites are still around.

I've never heard of this before, so I checked Wikipedia.

Wikipedia posted:

The [LaRouche] movement promotes a revival of classical art and a greater commitment to science; advocates the development of major economic infrastructure projects on a global scale; and calls for a reform of the world financial system to encourage investment in the physical economy and suppress financial speculation.

Well that doesn't seem so b--

Wikipedia posted:

Scientific pitch. Argues in favor of what they call "Verdi tuning" in classical music, in which A=432 Hz, as opposed to the common practice today of tuning to A=440 Hz.

That'd oddly specific, but ok this all seems pretty benign--

The FBI posted:

A violence-oriented organization of 'revolutionary socialists' with a membership of nearly 1,000 located in chapters in some 50 cities ... involved in fights, beatings, using drugs, kidnappings, brainwashings, and at least one shooting. They are reported to be armed, to have received defensive training such as karate, and to attend cadre schools and training schools to learn military tactics.

How do you go from wanting "a revival of classical art and a greater commitment to science" to learning karate? Are they going to roundhouse people until we make A 432hz?

Chip Berlet and Matthew N. Lyons posted:

Though often dismissed as a bizarre political cult, the LaRouche organization and its various front groups are a fascist movement whose pronouncements echo elements of Nazi ideology. Beginning in the 1970s, the LaRouchites combined populist antielitism with attacks on leftists, environmentalists, feminists, gay men and lesbians, and organized labor. They advocated a dictatorship in which a 'humanist' elite would rule on behalf of industrial capitalists. They developed an idiosyncratic, coded variation on the Illuminati Freemason and Jewish banker conspiracy theories. Their views, though exotic, were internally consistent and rooted in right-wing populist traditions.

:staredog:

Wikipedia posted:

[F]ollowers picketed the courthouse, chanted "Weld is a fag", distributed leaflets accusing Weld of involvement in drug dealing, and "sang a jingle advocating that he be hanged in public".

LaRouche allegedly has called Kissinger a "human being", a "traitor", a British or Soviet agent and a "Nazi", and has linked him to the murder of Aldo Moro.

There's something awfully familiar about all of this.

Wikipedia posted:

In the summer of 2009, LaRouche followers came under criticism from both Democrats and Republicans for comparing President Barack Obama to Hitler. Media figures as politically diverse as Rush loving Limbaugh and Jon Stewart criticized the comparison.

:drat:

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

tbh I do qinda like "PaYtriot," that's qlever

(qedited)

TremorX fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Aug 29, 2019

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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New Yorp New Yorp posted:

Look up "black salve" if you want to be horrified. I saw a Facebook group for people using it to "treat" illnesses. One guy drank some. He died.

Be warned, the pictures are pretty rough. Even on Wikipedia.

Jesus loving gently caress, that's :nms: poo poo.

When I was a kid I played baseball at a picnic barefoot, and wound up stripping the skin off of one of my feet. My grandma put that black salve poo poo on it and it blistered up and hurt like hell. I guess I should be glad I still have a foot, holy poo poo.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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I used to do dumb stuff as a kid. I still do but I used to, too.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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Q SOURCE
Direct Quotes of Jesus

So Q is the second coming I guess?

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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Another Bill posted:

Why don't you just make the crystals into creams? Then you got all your bases covered

A million f[beep]ing rear end-crystals, Michael!

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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A traditionally-married conservative couple looks on wistfully as a B2 drops its payload on the liberal enclave of Cleveland, I guess

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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jojoinnit posted:

How does the classic TV show, San-ford & Son, fit into all this?

That's S A N F O R D period.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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Peanut Butler posted:

the universe blinked out of existence in 2012 as per ancient prophecy but some extrauniversal entity was really invested in the cancelled Earth Show so we've been living fanfics since then

More believable than actual reality at this point.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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17=q
5+7+5=17
q=5+7+5
I am literally making GBS threads my pants

Q and addition?
The conspiracy goes deep
k making GBS threads my pants

edit to make it a hai-Q

TremorX fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Dec 13, 2019

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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Same person: Throws a fit about gold tassels on correctly colored American flag, but probably has this sticker on their car

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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Epstein was Q

edit:

but Epstein Didn't Q Himself

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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Nuts can only exist in a single context, and they're stored in the same place as pee

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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bird with big dick posted:

Can’t have New Nazi without Nazi Classic.

The Pepsi Logo looks kind of like a Q

People will prefer Nazi Classic unless they take the Q challenge?

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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twistedmentat posted:

Trump, Primarch of the Piss Angels.

FTFY

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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It's almost as if they've bought into the idea that celebrities are intrinsically better than everyone else.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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Whoa, someone digitally morphed John Ritter with Trey Parker, it's got to be some kind of code!

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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Using comment sections to hide in plain sight isn't at all uncommon:

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/russian-state-hackers-use-britney-spears-instagram-posts-to-control-malware/

quote:

A cyber-espionage group known as Turla — believed to be the cyber-arm of Russian intelligence — has been playing around with a backdoor trojan disguised as a Firefox extension that uses comments on Britney Spears Instagram photos to store the location of its command and control (C&C) server.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Mom, listen. Wayfair has just what I need.

You say he's "just a friend?"

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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VitalSigns posted:

A time-traveling agent sent by God to save the republic from a cabal of pedophiles and cannibals, haven't you been paying attention

So like a less cool John Titor

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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It's like a conspiracy theory parasite, it just takes any existing belief system and latches on with a hearty "and be sure to add WE HATE PEDOPHILES!"

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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The cure for Coronavirus is a gun to the supreme court

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

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Maybe lead with, "So... what the actual gently caress?"

Seriously -- At what point is someone simply not 'deprogrammable' and is that more common than people who are?

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TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike


Ah nice an exorcism

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