TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Polygynous posted:

Somehow the idea of a megacorp having backups being inconceivable strikes me as the dumbest part of all that.

Moose-Alini posted:

Ugh I can’t find it, but some crazy person on their terrible blog said that covfefe is like the language of the nephilim and their rallying cry back in ancient babylon or something. And of course that’s true!

Here it is
https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2017/05/31/cuvfefe-mystery-solved/comment-page-1/
This is UUUUUUGE!!!

Deathy McDeath posted:

Looks like they’re starting to issue ultimatums: https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/8wafvw/this_is_the_put_up_or_shut_up_month_as_stated_by/

quote:

Optimist345 Do you believe in coincidences? - Q
There isn’t a lack of results, just not the crescendo we desire. I just would like my friends and family back. The divide is hard, being ostracized is hard. Just praying a lot

quote:

TrumpireStrikesBack New arrival.
If Q posts Drink More Ovaltine I'mma be pissed.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

In the absence of Q, SerialBrain2 has posted another one of his fever dreams. https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/90lg1s/q1675_trump_has_just_given_us_the_server/

Dr. VooDoo posted:

The Qult so far has ignored the Podesta prediction crumbling away to focus on some random new twitter account who is, of course, a Qultist accusing their father of using MKUltra to break their mind to sell them to Tom loving Hanks as a child sex slave

Proteus Jones posted:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1733
Yeah this is one of the few I actually like.

Deathy McDeath posted:

Q is calling his shot again, this time printing a list of journalists that are to die to be arrested https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/94c9f0/q_1808_1809_is_this_normal/

Hasn’t provided a date for arrests, but it sounds like it’s time for another great disappointment.

Sex Robot posted:

Isn't there a doom mod where you gently caress the creatures? I was sure there was..

TulliusCicero posted:

Lol Cyrus the Great, loving really?

Illuminti posted:

I then suggest you check out the Mandela Effect. Which I suspect will be the next thing woven into Qanon. "I clearly remember Trump winning the popular vote, they must have changed the past!"

Parakeet vs. Phone posted:

Nothing quite beats the fact that I believe a random Youtube video convinced a bunch of Flat Earthers that one specific Nikon camera can "see beyond the horizon" and prove that the Earth is flat.

McGlockenshire posted:

🚨 THERE IS A VERY REAL CHANCE THAT KHAZARIAN CABAL RULE WILL COLLAPSE OVER THE NEXT THREE MONTHS 🚨

Shifty Pony posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL_-1d9OSdk

EdithUpwards posted:

He'll be accusing Alyssa Milano of being an assassin soon, so there's that to look forward to.

TulliusCicero posted:

That kid is wearing the whitest preppy outfit known to man.

The shirt tucked in, the loafers; dear god it's beautiful

Helsing posted:

If you're a glutton for this stuff then you owe it to yourself to check out Vigilant Citizen which manages to simultaneously be a lot more coherent than the Qult stuff while being so utterly batship insane that it's just a pure joy to read. If you ever wanted to see someone mix bog standard leftist media criticism with deep dives into the occult symbolism of the illuminati then Vigilant Citizen rules. Though my favorite article of theirs was probably the in depth and very favorable review of season 1 of True Detective.

TulliusCicero posted:

That last one sounds like a badass plot for a Wolfenstein or Indiana Jones like game

Also completely loving insane

Neo_Crimson posted:

DBZ is weirdly universal in that Black people, Nazis, literally all of Latin America etc. all love it for very different reasons.

90s Cringe Rock posted:

You missed the Mars Base Pizzagate spinoff. I think it was one of the moons actually, and teleportation. Like Doom, but her emails.

DoombatINC posted:

My favorite examples of that are always when the Big Bad is some sort of rich guy or politician and their private security team gets slaughtered by the protagonist. Like, those dudes aren't even spies or hitmen or ninjas, they're just guys with cheap suits and one bedroom condos and W-2s. They have boring day jobs where they stand on some dude's lawn with a shotgun for eight hours - sometimes they chat a little with the other guards, but otherwise it's just staring at the same hedges day in and day out.

Then a steroid enthusiast slips behind you and cracks your neck like a twist off beer cap - just another in the trail of dead leading into the compound. The actually monstrous human, though? The one that's been dumping toxic waste in the children's park or selling nukes to terrorists or whatever? Put your hands up bucco, because here in America there are laws and you will face justice.

New Yorp New Yorp posted:

InsertPotPun posted:

https://twitter.com/ilgephelfis/status/1259682173847822344

just the most pathetic people on earth

90s Cringe Rock posted:

E: beaten, so have some more: https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/hpzs8e/dear_reddit_management_stop_manipulating/

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Oh no, the ninja turtles were just grooming my entire generation.

ashpanash posted:

I remember vividly when my friend suggested we join up with a service called "eternal earthbound pets" that charged evangelical nutters a monthly fee to assure them that, as atheists, we would take care of their pets after they got raptured.

jojoinnit posted:

A new conspiracy rises! The Trust!

Seems like a new version of the "Marine Law/Fringed Flag" stuff.

https://twitter.com/janiszewski_q/status/1289163066173722624?s=20

(I don't know what's with writing out posts and highlighting the words you like. Seems new but who knows.)

Seven Hundred Bee posted:

this thread really is a honeypot for crazies

ILL Machina posted:

NDT mentioned this in a podcast I heard or something and said real conspiracies are fundamentally limited by the number of people who have to keep the secret.

Risky Click posted:

Couldn't figure out why there were gigantic american-flag Q's on these gates I drive past near Yelm Washington. Seemed tacky for an estate of that magnitude.

Looked into what the gates are for.

Suddenly it all makes sense.

Video on the front page is an extremely prooooooooooooooo-click btw.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1311021104610377728?s=20

Captain Monkey posted:

I wish cloning technology was as advanced as qanon believes. I want my childhood dog back.

Twelve by Pies posted:

Protestant churches (at least the only ones I've ever been to) use grape juice, not wine. The one I went to also for a long time used piece of bread cut up into little squares, though when I got older they started using the white wafers. But yeah, Protestants aren't into transubstantiation. They just think it's a symbolic ritual.

Then of course there's Lutherans, who believe in the Real Presence of Christ in the bread/wine, but that it's not actually transformed, so neither other Protestants nor Catholics are with them.

Anyway since you asked I wasn't sure and looked it up, there's a couple of articles that talk about how it's not good for Catholics to take communion at non Catholic churches.



So while evangelicals would definitely have the idea of "evil papist magic tricking you into a satanic ritual" for Catholics it's more "They're not qualified to give you communion and you shouldn't be doing something that might be mistaken for approval of their incorrect beliefs."

canyonero posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/QAnonCasualties/

Ambitious Spider posted:

I don't remember if I thought of this independently or heard it on Last Podcast on the Left, but it'd make a great setting for a dry work place comedy. Like parks and recs or the office with aliens..

VitalSigns posted:

I considered writing out a full dramatic "now you are immune to rubella" short story treatment but I was worried everyone would hate it, you're welcome for sparing you that. I appreciate the critical feedback from everyone else I'll let you know when Trinity Broadcasting options my script.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

All this stuff, by the way, is why spy fiction doesn't really do anything for me, because the real stories are both much more interesting and intricate but also way, way funnier (in a bleakly comic way). I've already mentioned Spy Catcher as a great illustration of the world, but Gordievsky (and Kim Philby) have excellent books about them by Ben McIntyre, who seems to share my love for the sheer insanity of that world (and the even weirder - but more practical - world of WW2 spying for that matter).

VitalSigns posted:

"I just don't know how we're gonna afford Christmas this year"
"Gee what happened maw? Did mean old Boss MacGruthers down at the plant cancel your Christmas bonus?"
"Oh no he gave us more than ever, I spent it on flights to Dallas and premium Rolling Stones tickets to see a dead celebrity rise from the grave to become King of America as prophesied by an internet man's YouTube videos about Hebrew numerology"

"Pack your things I spent our mortgage payment on it too"

Elea posted:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjb8mv/qanon-jfk-cult-tearing-families-apart

quote:

“I'm very worried about her safety,” one friend of a person inside the group told VICE News, requesting anonymity to speak openly about the situation. “We don't know if she's given him any money, but her husband is about to cancel her cards. She's blowing through money fast.”

The woman said her friend’s husband was making the decision to cancel the credit cards because he’s “worried about how he's gonna pay his mortgage this month.“

Edgar Allen Ho posted: