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SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Crunch Buttsteak posted:

So, not only are millions of Americans full-blown Generational Satanists having child orgies, but North Korea is going to save us by finally destroying HAARP in a covert operation, thus freeing the MKULTRA victims from their Satanic masters! I just totally made that up by connecting a few dots at random, but someone on r/GA probably believes it!

get out of my head

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SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Really, at this point Q is less of a political movement and more of a lifestyle brand.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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McGlockenshire posted:

So last night the LARP went off the rails. In a series of messages, Q claimed to be taking down seven CIA "supercomputers". The qult has bought this, hook, line, and sinker.

"Even of we could tell you where they were, you'd have no way of seeing them as they've beed time-displaced to the Dark Ages! So don't ask!"

Like they'd question Q, but you get me.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 6 days!)

So how long does Q need to go until conspiracy theorists from the far left start adopting some of the same assertions?

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Fulchrum posted:

That Hillary Clinton is pure evil and is responsible for every bad thing in the world?

You're gonna want to sit down for this one.....

Oh, I've paid attention long enough to see the far-left buy into the Obama==Socialist narrative from the right. To the point of wailing to the heavens when Obama "betrayed" them simply by being the dogmatic centrist that he was through the primaries and most of his presidency.

And I see that while Hillary was a flawed candidate, the far left has demonized her and the DNC as a group. It's just the specific messaging of baby-eating pizza patrons being the crossover point for this particular prediction.

The venn diagram of Far Left and Far Right overlaps at conspiracy theory more times than not. They won't admit it, but the crossover of messaging is damning in its simplicity.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Literally: "Extremists are actually more nuanced than you think" followed immediately by "All centrists are racist shills for the status quo!"

Y'all need some philosophy, as your sophistry is leaking all over the floor.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Q is absolutely predictable when you know enough about their past actions, how those actions sprouted from existing conspiracy theories and how that information has been applied to make it appealing to modern political sensibilities.

Treating Q as unique when it's actually just base Populism is...charming?

It's interesting though to watch the separation of the ARG and it's most important medium. It's like Reddit was primed for Q to happen.. somehow.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Just a little bit of pathos. Then I remember why they're doing this thing they do. And then I sink below the sweet waves of the schadenfreunde sea.

I breathe in, and the water carries the scent of microwave dinners and failure. I sigh, letting loose some air, but even the trapped air is tainted by the foul ochre as the bubbles pass through.

Then I remember the cardinal rule: Q is Bullshit. At which I surface to check my Soros App for directions.

SpeakSlow fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Dec 26, 2018

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Fiend posted:

QAnon is highly recommended by my chiropractor.

*Ominous silence*

You should straighten him out.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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InsertPotPun posted:

They made Magna Carter give up his electro-peanut farm.

Magma Carter was my favorite Inhumanoid.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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So Q is Jim Henson?

You'd think I would have felt that one coming.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 6 days!)


Happytime Murders contains Q codes, pass it on...

(I am NOT Melissa McCarthy)

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 6 days!)


Would IGN's Wiki section be a good source for research? Asking for a friend.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Feinne posted:

Yes, when Bernie gets reelected :tinfoil:.

Worse yet. San-ders is a normalization of a much more infamous name. Note the "San" prefix, commonly used by the globalist pedophile elite. In their circles, "San" translates to "fire god" or "sun", which intuits a "sunset" or "dusk".

San-ders then morphs to San-dusky and completes the circle.

Layers within layers.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 6 days!)

Where's the "LOL Horseshoe Theory" crowd? Times past, they'd be in like a herd of gophers falling over themselves with the handwaving.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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RagnarokAngel posted:

The irony of Prester Jane preaching about insular cults radicalizing is she ended up making her own weird insular cult.

No poo poo, and I was all-in on the usefulness of the analysis...until I saw Prester feeding the compactor and going "who me?" when confronted.

Best to walk away from that particular Living Color at that point.

Yes, I'm being cute.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Curious, but what do these manly men have to say about nocturnal emissions? I hope it's woo a.f.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 6 days!)

poo poo, this is just Subgenius scripture now.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 6 days!)

Everett False posted:

Not to be confused with Info Wars, a completely separate and legally distinct entity whose debts and settlements Reset Wars are definitely super not liable for.

I mean, one brand is ruined and likely to get someone sued.

Just divest your intellectual assets from the original, then tack them onto an existing thing with duct tape and bailing wire.

Say, for example, some weird mix of PUA-style hypnotism and The Secret.

Also safe to say that the MyPillow money is drying up fast as hell. Otherwise we'd be looking at MyInfoPillowWars.com.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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RoboChrist 9000 posted:

Did Timothy McVeigh own property? Because even if you go a step further and specify white property-owning males, I'm pretty sure a good chunk of the people that have been executed and/or these people would like to see executed are property-owning white males.

Something something rewarded by the patriots something something accolades and action-earned-land awaits.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 6 days!)

Q is Choose Your Own Adventure for bored White Nationalists.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 6 days!)

FFT posted:

And the remainder becomes more hardcore. Compaction cycles!

Prester I barely knew 'er.

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SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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bird with big dick posted:

The moon blocking the sun is the governments lie. The reality is that a giant and omnipotent god is blocking the sun with his testicles.

.....Swii-ing Loooooow....Sweet Char-ree-ah-ahhhhts...

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