#QAnon: Slacktivism For Fascists

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Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Mantis42 posted:

- The Saudi crown prince is a secret Trump ally, locking up his corrupt globalist family members and introducing reforms designed to move the nation away from Islam.

That poo poo is my favorite because it is everything but a SECRET and the idea he won't finish like the shah of Iran or Sadat is horribly optimistic.

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Mar 25, 2018

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 09:38

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Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

evilmiera posted:

Well, a Trump ally, sure. But acting against globalists? I mean, if you want to call " guys who think the prince is a powerhungry moron" globalists, sure.

I also sincerely doubt he wants the kingdom to move away from one of its main cashcows.

More like acting "against his many potential rivals that those idiots try to paint as globalists to support their lovely narrative".
At this point i think he should just take all the money he can and just run away.

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Mar 25, 2018

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 10:20

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

You know with the right music and the right voice, it could become some loving great slam poetry. Also Merkel was born in '54, :hitler:

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Mar 26, 2018

# ¿ Mar 26, 2018 15:49

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Silvio Berlusconi was born in 1936, Merkel is actually his first love child* (and Mussolini's grand child). See that works far far better.

*Silvio basically spawned 3/4 of Europe politicians, don't you know.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2018 17:33

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Polygynous posted:

How many fathers does Obama have at this point, I've lost track.

"As many fathers as they were Illuminatis at the satanist orgy that created him, one would guess." I think that's the "logic" there. :laugh:

# ¿ Mar 27, 2018 05:59

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

It's literally to political analysis what's cloud watching for weird looking clouds is to weather control.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2018 07:21

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

fatherboxx posted:

This convinced me that humanity has not made any significant mental progress since medieval times

See you can't get ride of the bad part of the brain that generate&believe that non sense, no matter how much cultural progress the societal construct you live in makes.
People are going to be stupid until the end of people.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2018 11:01

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

I mean, it's certainly possible that this is a particularly bizarre aspect of the Russian cyber-war against the US, but right now it just seems to me like cults gonna cult, and trolls gonna troll.

Yeah that poo poo is more likely to be natural native "john birch" style crazy, not a pure Russian import. Not that they wouldn't help him.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2018 16:49

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

This thread managed to make me sad Umberto Eco is loving dead and doesn't write in the Italian press anymore, he would probably have interesting things to say about the current political climate in the US.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2018 17:02

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

power word- Jeb! posted:

It seems plausible to me that Q-Anon started as a lone troll or true believer and then the Russians took over the persona after they saw how useful it was.

They did not took over jack poo poo, they just amplified his reach by pointing him out to similarly interested people. You do not take over crazy personas, you just boost their signal.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2018 10:31

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

^^They are such trolls they will inevitably do it, if only to encourage it.

Kinsky posted:

This borders on the same "actually everything I don't like about reality is the result of a secret villainous hypersophisticated cabal destroying the world" paranoia that got these idiots started on this track in the first place.

Pretty much, yes. The thing is there are actual foreign agents but seeing them behind every idiots just make it easier for them to do their job.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2018 06:25

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

fatherboxx posted:

Some galaxy brain for you: it is not Russian basement chuds on payroll but Saudi chuds trying to throw some good PR for MBS and his cool, good and modern anti-globalist strategy.

And to think that before the last election all the hackers were Chinese or at least North-Korean*.

*Unless you were living outside of the USA, then they were American.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2018 13:14

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Deathy McDeath posted:

Apparently there's a video of Hillary raping children or something.

There is video for each American politicians and each one of them is committing depraved sexual acts, that's how you become politician in America apparently.
Also lol the reddit is called is called the "great awakening" why is someone even surprised by the over religious tone. American excessive religiosity is like a signature. Didn't you guys had 4 of those "great awakening" already?

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Apr 6, 2018

# ¿ Apr 6, 2018 15:32

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Best Korea posted:

I've seen people on /x claiming a video like that exists on the deep web for years, but this is the first time I've seen someone mention it stars Hilary Clinton.

Well nowadays we have the technology to make her star in it and the technology itself will be described as part of the cover up, isn't it funny.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 19:50

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Illuminti posted:

I remember when they were predicting Jade Helm was the start of B. Hussein Al'Bama's countrywide takeover. Seemingly based on the fact that Walmart had closed a store.

My favorite part of the "Jade Helm 15" conspiracy theories was the interpretation that French Foreign Minister Laurent Fabius' 2014 quote that the world has "500 days to avoid climate chaos" (during paris treaty signature) was a warning that a comet will cause the apocalypse in 500 days during the operation. Fabius is not even good at hiding they hosed up and gave HIV contaminated blood to blood banks during the 80s so obviously, hey here he is warning us about an end of time event.

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Apr 18, 2018

# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 09:17

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Best Korea posted:

Is he the one who's supposed to have let it slip that the UN's in contact with aliens?

The thing is he mostly speak french so with their purposely/terribly bad translation ability they can literally pretend he said anything they want to hear. At this point they should just put random lyrics from Operation Mindcrime under all his picture and pretend it's what he said.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 07:04

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Pope Guilty posted:

Are these people unaware that Snow Crash was fiction, or...?

Qanon follower: "Fiction? Do you mean a documentary "clearly inspired by the democratic party"?" :suicide:

McGlockenshire posted:

twitter thread with more

qanon really is just pizzagate only somehow even more stupid

I fear we will end up seeing something that is to Qanon what qanon is to pizzagate.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2018 06:33

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

MANime in the sheets posted:

I don't think even most non-evangelical Americans understand how batshit the rest of the world finds it.

Understatement of the year.

# ¿ May 9, 2018 11:57

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

MANime in the sheets posted:

I think it's entirely plausible that Jones has been Q all along

Probably or he is trying to stole his thunder for his own crazy church.

# ¿ May 12, 2018 10:07

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

dont even fink about it posted:

You can't really maintain control of your audience if they're listening to QAnon first.

I don't think he want to "control" them as much as direct them toward supplements and other products to sell with his gay frogs rants. Lot of crazy on the internet to sell ads to.

# ¿ May 12, 2018 19:16

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Deathy McDeath posted:

SerialBrain2 is starting to emerge as the community�s first apostle. First Q links directly to his thread about the insider history of the thing, then he gets 300+ replies on this recent thread disavowing InfoWars and Alex Jones

https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/8izb08/corsi_gone_infowars_exposed_our_brothers_and/

How long before he gets a Patreon?

Splinters groups inside the same faith/movement are generally both a sign of great popularity and a risk, so probably soon.

# ¿ May 13, 2018 18:00

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

That's the thing that drives me crazy about this: what's the actual *goal* of Q?

What's the goal of any sect leader?

# ¿ May 15, 2018 11:01

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

In Covfefe, they loving trust.

# ¿ May 18, 2018 19:14

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Best Korea posted:

In related news, the antichrist will be a gay Jew:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt7D4QfTdM8

I am sure Emperors Nero, Constantine and Napoleon alongside pope Leo X, Adolf Hitler, Kennedy, Kissinger, Gorbachev and Obama are relieved to know someone is still carrying that empty title.

# ¿ May 19, 2018 10:13

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Relevant Tangent posted:

Hillaryis44
Fully insane from the minute Obama started winning caucuses. In retrospect, H-dawg getting destroyed in deep red states by a black dude should probably have been a warning for '16.

Thank you for reminding me that site still exist, i went there and one recent article read "Iran, North Korea, Israel, Jobs: Is President Trump TOO Humble And Kind???". I always knew that site was a lone republican psyop site but i suspect it's not that far from the Qulkt.

# ¿ May 21, 2018 05:31

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

It's not at all a secret, it's literally in their banner heading:

They (badly) kept pretending it wasn't the case until the middle of 2008 election but yeah.

# ¿ May 21, 2018 05:48

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

OwlFancier posted:

It's more funny that they only just decided to give a poo poo now, it's not like she hasn't been doing this for ages.

Am i wrong to think firing her will only hurt the other actors (outside Goodman) and the rest of the crew while it will literally give her a really juicy "i got non platformed" martyr career on the American right wing circus?

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 19:57 on May 29, 2018

# ¿ May 29, 2018 19:54

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

fishmech posted:

Better not punish conservatives ever because they might get to be an additional talking head for a few months?

Nope Fismech but it would be better to at least try to replace Rosanne by Rosanne without Rosanne and not fire the whole crew. I am not into collective punishment.

# ¿ May 30, 2018 04:54

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

What if his cpu burned out and now some student need 369.99$ to fix his lovely science project?

# ¿ May 30, 2018 17:26

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

I am really waiting for Dinesh D�Souza to get out of prison and claim he is Q.

# ¿ May 31, 2018 14:59

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

See that's the thing, it used to be bad when a white president did it too!

The (D) behind the president name has more influence on that i think. The skin color just triggers extra insanity.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 13:47

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

They're really excited to solve the 2007 Maddie McCann kidnapping; I'm just waiting for them to tie this into the JonBenet Ramsey murder.

I find fascinating that the ghost of Maddie McCann showed up both during the pizzagate and the Q nonsense, it's pretty telling on the influence of the gutter press on both those movements. Bat boy for president! :suicide:

# ¿ Jun 5, 2018 09:46

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Blackwater? What year is it? 2004? They renamed themselves Xe Services in 2009 than Academi in 2011 and mostly work under their owner brand Constellis those days.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 14:21

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Bip Roberts posted:

I hope we get a q situation like in Foucaults Pendulum where the secret societies calendars get so jumbled even the adherents have no clue.

I hope whoever q is ends up hanged by wires connected to the actual Foucault's Pendulum.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 19:24

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

So what you're saying is Killary killed Umberto Eco?

No it was a Rosicrucian kidnapping OBVIOUSLY.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 19:31

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

McGlockenshire posted:

This was found on /r/greatawakening by TMoR. It's really, really nuts. It did not originally have paragraphs. You're welcome.

"I'm going to stop now like I said you'll all think I'm crazy" and "PLEASE DONT THINK iVE LOST IT I PROMISE I HAVENT." sums it up really well.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 19:46

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

DynamicSloth posted:

That one's pretty fun, is Merkel supposed to be a year older than Trump or did Hitler survive in Germany until 1954?

We had this discussion before in this thread (or another one? can't remember don't really care). Silvio Berlusconi is literally the only currently active top European politician born before the war (1936, he is one month younger than John McCain but Silvio spent tons of money in plastic surgery) who could fit such a stupid theory, but no, of course they choose Merkel. Also yes the frozen sperm theory, because what wouldn't they believe in.

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Jun 18, 2018

# ¿ Jun 18, 2018 07:40

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

A Qultist posts that Trump has been dodging multiple Mossad assassination attempts.

You have to admire that level of antisemitism when their orange champion is one of the most pro-Israeli American president in decades.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2018 08:07

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Spiderman has appeared in comics with the xmen and the xmen have appeared in comics with star trek so spiderman totally at least knows people that know spock.

Yeah i can see people argue that there was probably a spiderman/spock crossover using your point in a few hundred years.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2018 23:39

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:50

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

twistedmentat posted:

Okay, Spock and Uh, I dunno, Jon Snow. Its two things from a cultures mythology that isn't connected beyond being from that culture.

Things is, we've translated the script from those cultures completely, and we know that Annunaki coming down from Nibiru to mine gold, then banging the humans because they can't get enough ape rear end is completely made up, but people still believe it. They claim the scholars have it wrong and Stitchen had the translations right.

Yes i get your point that it's total bullshit (and i do agree), but i don't think they care about it being bullshit fanfiction, they care about it being useful to make their point (no matter how credible) because most people don't care enough to realize it's 100% bullshit. We are talking about people using trash newspaper scandals like the Madeleine McCann Affair to sell their poo poo pedo theories, they aren't targeting highly educated people.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2018 14:48

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