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Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

zoux posted:

Let's recall that the entire predicate for Q anon is that the Mueller investigation, now concluded, was in fact a secret collaboration between Trump and Mueller to unmask the elite global liberal pedophile ring that runs the world. I've seen a shitload less Q content from the dudes who cover that sort of thing for my feed, so I assume that aside from a handful of diehards, most of the rubes have sheepishly dropped the question.

The DEEP STATE redacted the portions of the Muller Report that fully exonerate Trump and expose them, obviously. Trump and Q are now working tirelessly to release the true, factual, unredacted report.

Or some bullshit like that.

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Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Moose-Alini posted:

I never heard of doughnutgate, but instantly knew it had to be about Voodoo donuts.

The only evil going on there is the line wait not being worth the donuts.

At least the building is in the vicinity of the old Portland underground. And probably has a basement. And sketchy sex stuff probably happened in the porn theater next door before it closed. The most suspicious thing is that it took them until this year to accept credit cards.

gently caress, I’m just going to make the conspiracy worse.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Octatonic posted:

So they finally gave in. Voodoo is compromised now, but who finally got to them? The Deep State? Globalist bankers? Big Pharma?
The Rothschilds - one of those “all Rothschilds are globalist bankers, but not all globalist bankers are Rothschilds” sort of deals.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

I went there once and was severely disappointed by the lack of sketchy sex stuff going on there. <:mad:>
Well, did you even ask for any adrenochrome?

pookel posted:

I'm pretty sure I did once read a thing about Voodoo Doughnuts being a lovely employer, though. Not anything egregious - just low wages, long hours, lovely supervisors, terrible morale. The usual.
Seems to fit the theme of an employer that’s concerned about ten-cent transaction surcharges on their overpriced doughnuts.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
ITT Prester Jane is a Russian spyop to destroy the Something Awful Forums.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Corsair Pool Boy posted:

bird with big dick posted:

Brandon Straka?

The hair stylist?

Google posted:

The WalkAway campaign, also styled #WalkAway, is a social media campaign that launched ahead of the 2018 mid-term elections by former liberal Brandon Straka, a hairstylist and actor from New York City, in a video released June 29, 2018, entitled #WalkAway - Brandon Straka, "Why I Left The Democrat Party".

I encountered a flag for this campaign in, of all places, a family-owned Mexican restaurant in the Bay Area.

It’s a shame. They had good food.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Blattdorf posted:

If everyone is so concerned about Q, why not just ask the president about it? The press sure seems to spend a lot of time acknowledging Q's existence and disparaging it, but they can't be bothered to prod Trump about it. Isn't the president supposed to be a central figure in all of this?

🍊 posted:

He is, I’m told, an incredible person. The most, amazing, people. I love him, and he, I think, loves me. I have the best followers. The best. They know, they know there’s no collusion. They know it’s a witch hunt. So he does too. I know it. And James Comey, it’s incredible what they let him get away with. Very illegal. The worst.

That’s what would happen. Word salad congratulating himself and vomiting his catchphrases because he has no idea what the gently caress QAnon is beyond that they support him, and he really doesn’t care.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Blattdorf posted:

So he'd make a fool of himself and shake Q follower's faith in the whole movement. Wouldn't that be desirable? He'd turn a lot of people away from him.

He makes a fool of himself almost daily, so nothing new there. Followers would just say he has to keep the mainstream media off the scent, trust the plan, blah blah blah, if they don’t treat it as outright confirmation that Q is real.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Dr Christmas posted:

What is the joke/pun/reference in “PaYtriot?” Besides trying to monetize others’ feelings of patriotism, what’s with the alternating capitalization?

I figured it was just to emphasize the letter they added to be clever.

I wonder if they have an equally clever term for all the people they believe are being paid off by Soros.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

InsertPotPun posted:

Oh no his research!! Now how will we keep in mind that "6" sort of looks like "G"??

I, personally, keep the only copies of my research on Twitter Dot Com.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Head Bee Guy posted:

this person i follow on gram is getting into admiralty law it seems

Say what you will about the pedovores, they appreciate the timeless style of a gold fringe and tassel.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Helen Highwater posted:

Ah yes, Facebook, Twitter and *checks notes* LinkedIn, famously liberal social media sites.



Reid Hoffman, the founder of LinkedIn, is vocally against Trump. Of course, he hasn’t had much to do with it for a decade now, but given every news article mentioning him mentions LinkedIn, I’m not surprised they’ve made the association.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
I personally wouldn’t think meat of any kind, let alone child meat, would go well in toaster strudel.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

those toaster scramble things that are like bacon, egg and cheese toaster strudels are loving amazing

I had no idea they had savory toaster strudel. Who would have thought I’d learn something thanks to QAnon.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

pacerhimself posted:

At some point there was a thing that brought her joy and it might be New Order. Now she is a joyless husk

Her life depends on the morning sun.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Spinz posted:

Jesus its Liam Neeson lol

Liam Neeson with the shittiest loving toupee.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Calico Heart posted:

Guys...

Wh... what’s baby q...?

That’s what happens when David Icke’s tears fall on the grave of Art Bell.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

twistedmentat posted:

Apparently poo poo went down and no one noticed



Wait, Pence is the enemy of QAnon?

Broken clocks, etc.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

duck monster posted:

Its probably worth noting at this point that at the time Soros was supposed to be "Collaborating with nazis", he was actually a small jewish child in a nazi occupied Hungarian ghetto.

I highly doubt he was collaborating with *anything*, other than maybe school friends on homework assignments, (assuming jewish children where allowed to go to school, a possibly wrong assumption, the holocaust being as it was)

Child Soros, at the urging of HITLER HIMSELF, consumed the adrenochrome of his peers and aged to adulthood instantly so that he could more effectively collaborate with his Nazi peers.

Obviously.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

https://twitter.com/denjiwilliams/status/1283140954031939584?s=20

Did they kill the Lisa Kudrow who was on Friends, or the one who was on Mad About You? How did Paul Reiser escape?

And seriously: how does Friends fit into the Q mythology?

They expect me to believe that Jennifer Aniston is innocent, but the rest of the cast is guilty?

If any Friends cast member is an adrenochrome user, it’s gotta be the one that looks like they’ve aged the least, right?

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Bucky Fullminster posted:

I bet it’s loving Bannon. Not literally and directly, but behind the scenes

I could just see it.

“Dad, can you make sure to misspell the word ‘west’ as ‘qest’ in a Tweet? It’s for my internet thing”

“Barron, everyone knows I am...the best speller. The greatest. Some say my spelling is...just so much better than anyone else’s.”

“Dad, I don’t give a gently caress. Do it or I leak more pictures of you and Ivanka making out on the parrot statue.”

“drat you Barron. You remind me so much...of me.”

EDIT: gently caress, Steve Bannon and Barron Trump are two separate people...or are they? :tinfoil:

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Wait, Joe Biden has an island with a secret submarine base and a headquarters worth a half a billion dollars?

I wouldn’t have guessed Biden was actually “a six year old’s idea of a superhero.”

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

johnny dappertweed posted:

Can you talk more about this or maybe give some pointers/keywords?




The Gadget Hackenwrench Cult, or Gadgetology.

Or probably some serious business cults too.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

GreyjoyBastard posted:

......i can't quite tell if this is satirical fiction

Wikipedia lists it as a post-modern parody religion, but you know there are some people who are all-in.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

Who among hasn't considered getting on the Q grift train? You want to do Indiegogo though because they have no standards.

The continued inexplicable existence of Dear Richard’s Patreon suggests that’s the platform to run with.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

It’s all just goons who died at home without families, their bank accounts remaining active via $single 1.00 monthly donations.

Leave it to Lowtax to take their :10bux: even in death.

Alien Arcana posted:

Wait wait wait wait.

Hackenwrench? I thought it was just Hackwrench.

Am I getting Berenstenn'd?

I don’t know that it’s a good thing you’re so familiar with this obscure bit of trivia from a 90s cartoon, but according to this Wiki that includes an entire loving page devoted to fanfic explorations of her love life, you’re correct! Congratulations!

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

twistedmentat posted:

There was also the whole thing about the red shoes. A lot of stuff about them, that anyone who wears these red shoes is a member of the Satanic pedo cult that murders and skins children, and makes shoes out of the skin to show off. Aren't those shoes just really expensive Italian shoes that are super fashionable?

I mean, you’d practically have to be in a cult to justify the cost of Louboutins, but it’s typical rich people bullshit, not murderous pedophile bullshit.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

This loving stuffed animal would be a more competent President than its namesake.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

loving fantastic. Fox News does a lot of hosed up bullshit, but this has to be one of the most irresponsible chyrons they’ve ever produced.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Nessus posted:

I believe this underestimates how much money people are willing to lose for stupid reasons.

Case in point, people are still paying Lowtax almost $650 a month to whine about how he’s never been found guilty in a court of law.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
Bucky, I think you’ve got some interesting ideas, but they’re getting lost in your rhetoric. Your goal seems to be to help people avoid falling into the trap of this conspiracy, which is noble, but when you consider the average literacy level of adults in the US is that of a middle schooler, there’s got to be a little more focus.

I don’t want to say “write us a five paragraph essay explaining your position,” because that seems demeaning, but I honestly think that sort of exercise might help you get across what you want to say in a way that is going to be less frustrating for you to defend and for other posters to engage with.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > #QAnon: Trump's hair also makes the Golden Ratio.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
So, uh, how much would it break Radium’s lovely code to change a user name to “J€SU!T Order Z!0N!$t N@si”? Asking for a friend.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Bucky Fullminster posted:

Dale Carnegie's philosophy outlined in How to Win Friends and Influence People: is a good starting point:

Don't criticize, condemn, or complain.
Give honest and sincere appreciation.
Arouse in the other person an eager want.
Become genuinely interested in other people.
Smile.
Remember that a person's name is, to that person, the sweetest and most important sound in any language.
Be a good listener.
Encourage others to talk about themselves.
Talk in terms of the other person's interest.
Make the other person feel important – and do it sincerely.
The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it.
Show respect for the other person's opinions. Never say "You're wrong."
If you're wrong, admit it quickly and emphatically.
Begin in a friendly way.
Start with questions to which the other person will answer yes.
Let the other person do a great deal of the talking.
Let the other person feel the idea is his or hers.
Try honestly to see things from the other person's point of view.
Be sympathetic with the other person's ideas and desires.
Appeal to the nobler motives.
Dramatize your ideas.
Throw down a challenge.
Begin with praise and honest appreciation.
Call attention to people's mistakes indirectly.
Talk about your own mistakes before criticizing the other person.
Ask questions instead of giving direct orders.
Let the other person save face.
Praise every improvement.
Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to.
Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct.
Make the other person happy about doing what you suggest.

For your consideration, may I present to you the most ironic post on the Something Awful Forums!

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Phobophilia posted:

Something really loving weird is happening in the YT embeds into this website: the bottom left corner, which normally lists the channel, is randomly oscillating between other channels that probably have nothing to do with flat earth.

In order, from the OP, they are:
TED
ReThinkingTourism
AstronomyCorner

I mean, let’s be honest, how long is it before we have someone give an earnest TEDx talk about how QAnon is completely legit before a bunch of MENSA members packed in to a Ramada Inn conference room?

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
I want to know why it is that Trump needs to focus on stopping Hillary when they are selling these at CVS:



Clearly the global pedophile elite is so entrenched that they feel safe selling masks made of the “soft skin” of children and then printing ten feet of coupons on the receipt after you buy it to reward you.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
Well, today is a red letter day for QAnon!

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Bucky Fullminster posted:

incomprehensible dump of tweets and articles and videos nobody has the patience to consume

gently caress man, I did not miss this.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
A close reading of Q drops reveals the obvious: Trump has had his brain transplanted to a clone Joe Biden body, and has replaced the real Joe Biden, who is now in Gitmo. Trump will continue to fight the good fight while masquerading as his enemy to infiltrate the deepest levels of Deep State. His body is cryo-preserved, and a clone of Trump will be held guilty for all “crimes” he’s accused of by the unknowing pedophile cabal.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

You idiot. You loving fool.

We all know that Trump has secretly swapped his brain into a clone Biden body, and will therefore remain the president. That’s basic loving knowledge at this point.

But the Deep State pedophile cabal didn’t know that. And they installed one of their most trusted lieutenants as the Vice President.

Kamala Harris? gently caress no. Hugo Chavez’s brain in a clone Kamala Harris body? That’s it.

By the end of the BidenTrump presidency, he will have locked HarrisChavez in Gitmo.

Where is the real Kamala Harris? Don’t worry about it. Trust The Plan.

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Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

pseudanonymous posted:

I thought we were like special chosen people, and I thought eventually everyone in the world would believe what we believed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divine_Madness_Running_Club



That is a hell of a swerve from the lede to the info box!

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