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fucking garbage
Mar 8, 2018

by zen death robot
It has improved my quality of life and self-confidence. Being tall is what you want to be, it's what people and society value. I wasn't born 6"2, but I get to be 6"2 every single day.

People imagine that these shoes are super obvious, but the technology has come a long way. If you're wearinga pair of slacks the extra height in the shoes is entirely invsible. Can you wear shorts? It's possible, but I don't. There's innersoles you can put in shoes that give you an extra 2 inches of height that are pretty good. I use them for my casual shoes. The best quality and most comfortable shoes arethe purposefully built shoes.

It takes a while for you to learn to walk properly in the bigger increase shoes, but once you get it, you'll do it effortlessly without thinking about it for the rest of your life.

Women run society and so they allow a situation where they can use makeup to improve themselves and trick men into thinking they're prettier than they normally are. Women shame the exact same behaviour in men because they don't you to want to be able to trick them. For me wearing the shoes is for me, not for women, but the reason I mention it is because this topic will be full of a lot of haters who are around to enforce the bs women put out.

The manginas will usually say 'everyone knows you're doing it and laughing at you secretly.' Let me tell you, as long as you keep consistent with the height, no one knows. For example, if you suddenly turn up to work one day and seem a fair bit taller, obviously people will know. If people who know you see you and you're suddenly taller than them, they'll know. If they haven't seen you in years and you went to high school together or something, they'll assume it was a growth spurt. But if you're like me and you keep a low number of family/friends and you start wearing the shoes before you start a job or whatever, no one will know.

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
loving garbage

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Had no idea Mike Rowe wore perscription shoes.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You must be like 20ft tall by now, OP.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Do you like to eat rear end

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
im 5'11 and i never thought about going for the ol magic 6' on tinder or w/e because honest who gives a single loving poo poo

but now i've learned that BITCHES run society and they wont sleep with a loving manlet like me so i'm gonna do it I'm changing my tinder profile to say i'm 6'1" wish me luck boys

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Wow Robert Downey Jr!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
this guy right here - he could be the feet of a major corporation one day

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
What is a mangina, am I a mangina?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Tell me more OP.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

well if anyones gonna be first through t he perilous hallway filled with nails it's gonna be you. Everyones got their purpose!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
love a nice cold soy mangina on a hot day

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Where do I get these shoes and those insole things?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

loving garbage posted:

Women run society and so they allow a situation where they can use makeup to improve themselves and trick men into thinking they're prettier than they normally are.

This guy desperately wants to wear makeup.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

I let two dwarfs pull on my hands and feet every day for 40min, they stretched me out at least 10 inches over the years

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Trickery

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm 6'5" get on my level you pathetic little manlet

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I have two nieces that are over 6’ 5”

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Icochet posted:

What is a mangina, am I a mangina?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Burt Sexual posted:

I have two nieces that are over 6’ 5”

How big are their hands

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Who What Now posted:

I'm 6'5" get on my level you pathetic little manlet

IM 6’6” AND MY CONQUESTS ARE GREATER THAN YOURS, SHORT STUFF

the matriarchy wilts in my towering wake

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
How's the weather down there, kiddo? :smug:

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
09poasto

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

How big are their hands

They can palm a basketball yuge

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
I'm 6'1" and I'll wear shoes that give me an extra inch or two on height. It feels good.

Jihad Me At Hello
Apr 23, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
How tall will robots be?

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Who What Now posted:

I'm 6'5" get on my level you pathetic little manlet

Sorry dude you missed the mark and are in freak territory :(

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I was gonna ask what you do if someone invites you to their home and asks you to take off your shoes, but then I realized something.

Jihad Me At Hello
Apr 23, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
My stepbrother is like 5'8" and so mad about it, he also joined the alt right. Pretty sure that's why.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Then you take them off in front of her for the first time and watch the scornful laughing begin.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

kazr posted:

Sorry dude you missed the mark and are in freak territory :(

I slay a freakish amount of pussy if thats what you mean.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Who What Now posted:

I slay a freakish amount of pussy if thats what you mean.

slaaaaaaaaay bitxh

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe
I don't care, OP

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i agree with the op andi wear these all the time:

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Psssshhhh get a load of this guy, 6 inch penis and he wants to be taller wtf. :jerkbag:

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I've worn these kind of shoes but it didn't seem like anyone liked or respected me more. Maybe I just need to go bigger?

BrainMeats
Aug 20, 2000

We have evolved beyond the need for posting.

Soiled Meat
I'm 5'7" and bald with a garbage personality and I gently caress

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Huge motherfucking stilts, add a few meters instead of inches

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
the OP is loving garbage

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