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Acquilae
May 15, 2013

They should have played the Price is Right losing horn for Speith

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mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Speith is gonna need a lot of help from Reed now

daslog
Dec 10, 2008

#essereFerrari

Suprfli6 posted:

All Spieth had to do was hit it straight to post a score, oh well. Reed plays at par on the way in and it's his.

It could happen. Reed is struggling.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Fowler gonna win y'all

TheHoodedClaw
Jul 26, 2008

Is it wrong to deeply dislike Reed, despite knowing nothing about him?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Good shot by Reed, and he's gonna have to work to lose this, but drat if he doesn't look like he's playing cautious as hell

schmitty9800
Feb 10, 2003

TheHoodedClaw posted:

Is it wrong to deeply dislike Reed, despite knowing nothing about him?

He's a big Texan trying to conservatively hold off two of the most popular golfers on tour, root against him all you want.

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
I've been pulling my hair out for the last few hours. If Patrick can finish this off, drinks are on Kessler for the next year.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I just turned it on and this dude looks like three stacked bags of wet cement.

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

Bip Roberts posted:

I just turned it on and this dude looks like three stacked bags of wet cement.

And yet he's winning the Masters so...

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

oh man Rickie

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
***Allison Stokke*** sighting :siren:


Daric, your boy better have a sweet Cabo trip lined up for y'all!

daslog
Dec 10, 2008

#essereFerrari
4 Footer!

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

Keyser_Soze posted:

***Allison Stokke*** sighting :siren:


Daric, your boy better have a sweet Cabo trip lined up for y'all!

They were originally planning on playing 5 out of the next 6 weeks (including this one) so I don't know how this is going to change their plans but yeah, he'll definitely have something lined up.

Dr. Capco
May 21, 2007


Pillbug
:barf:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Patrick "Masters Champion" Reed physically upsets me.

Omne
Jul 12, 2003

Orangedude Forever

So how much credence/credibility is there in the allegations against Reed from his days at UGA?

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Josh Lyman posted:

Patrick "Masters Champion" Reed physically upsets me.

Same, if you’d have gone I feel things would have gone differently, therefore I blame you for this!

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
gently caress YES

Dr. Capco
May 21, 2007


Pillbug
I feel bad for spieth who missed 5 putts by a combined 10 inches or so yesterday.

Suprfli6
Jul 9, 2008

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

Dr. Capco posted:

I feel bad for spieth who missed 5 putts by a combined 10 inches or so yesterday.

Yeah that's golf though. Most of his major wins have had an absolutely ridiculous amount of long putts made, nobody can do that with regularity.

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

Omne posted:

So how much credence/credibility is there in the allegations against Reed from his days at UGA?

About the stealing? Very little. No one ever actually had any proof, they just didn't like Patrick so it's easy to blame him.

For the cheating, it was 2 practice rounds where he shaved 1 stroke off of each. I assume to make sure he got to play in whatever tournaments they had coming up. Obviously not cool but I've also done stupid poo poo when I was younger so I can kind of understand it.

From the few times I've hung out with him he's been super nice and funny. He's obviously not cheating on the PGA tour. He's a normal 27 year old guy. He likes to play video games and we've discussed Batman at length.

I'm so happy for him and Kessler.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
https://www.masters.com/en_US/scores/stats/birdies.html

looks like Reed was 1st in Birdies and 2nd in Putting, 6th in driving distance, and also Par 4 birdie leader.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Josh Lyman posted:

Patrick "Masters Champion" Reed physically upsets me.

I’m having the opposite reaction strangely.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
Shrapnig: send PM's to receive buttcoin. :20bux: I won the Goon NCAA pool for $0 buttcoin so I'm super loaded right now. :ughh:

Keyser_Soze fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Apr 9, 2018

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Congrats, let me know where to send the money :)

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Yup will begrudgingly send money lol

Kameh
Apr 27, 2004

Resident Sergio Apologist
CHAMPION

Josh Lyman posted:

Patrick "Masters Champion" Reed physically upsets me.

I would have been even more ill if Spieth had shot a 62 to win the Masters on a Sunday.

McIlroy needs to enter a goddamn hyperbolic time chamber or something. That's TWICE he's lost to Reed now.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


mattfl posted:

Same, if you’d have gone I feel things would have gone differently, therefore I blame you for this!
When I went to the Players Championship last year on Sunday, I high-fived Rory and Jason Day as they were walking to the 16th tee.

Jason then put 3 balls in the water on 16 and 17, and Rory played them -1.

I have the power but I was unable to use it this time.

daslog
Dec 10, 2008

#essereFerrari

Kameh posted:

I would have been even more ill if Spieth had shot a 62 to win the Masters on a Sunday.

McIlroy needs to enter a goddamn hyperbolic time chamber or something. That's TWICE he's lost to Reed now.

He didn't just lose to Reed. He just sucked today.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


For posterity

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
I feel like someone needs to explain to Ricky that you don't have to wait until the back nine to start playing well.

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
Rickie is the best player to only have won 4 regular tournaments and 0 majors.

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
Rickie getting the Olympic Rings tattooed on him for attending an olympics that most of the best players in the world refused to go to is the most Rickie Fowler thing to do

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Daric posted:

Rickie is the best player to only have won 4 regular tournaments and 0 majors.

I loved how they referred to Kuchar as a golf ATM this week.

Shows up every week, posts a top 15-20 at worst, moves on.

Dude makes $100k a week playing golf.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

mattfl posted:

Yup will begrudgingly send money lol

Same PayPal I sent to you for the Bay Hill ball marker unless I hosed that up and sent someone else free money.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Sent. Left a nice message re. Patrick Reed too :D

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


PMd shrapnig because he's a dumb jerk with accurate predictions and crap :mad:

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Shrapnig posted:

Same PayPal I sent to you for the Bay Hill ball marker unless I hosed that up and sent someone else free money.

I got it, I need to get to the post office still!

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ironlung
Dec 31, 2001

Shrapnig posted:

I loved how they referred to Kuchar as a golf ATM this week.

Shows up every week, posts a top 15-20 at worst, moves on.

Dude makes $100k a week playing golf.

More than that... don't forget about dat Sketchers money

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